Mrs. dpnewell
6 years ago


Parody song about our current "shelter at home" situation by Mat Best and Tim Montana of Black Rifle Coffee.
USNGunner
6 years ago
That is great!
Pudding Mittens
6 years ago

Black Rifle Coffee.

Mrs. dpnewell wrote:


Yes, the world was in a dire shortage and desperately needed silly "Tacticool"-sounding coffee brands. What a godsend that company's creation was!

Now you can sip coffee and make believe it makes you a SEAL or some other hard, badass soldier type! WOWIE!

I ought to start the "Huge Johnson Secret Agent Billionaire Bofors 40mm Autocannon Lamborghini Coffee" company. Let's not just go part-way with pointlessly linking coffee to cool manly macho other stuff that has absolutely no connection to friggin' COFFEE, let's go ALL the way, baby!

Although I must admit, "Black Rifle Coffee Company" coffee goes great with a nice fresh bagel from the "M203 Grenade Launcher Bagel Company". It's like they were made to be together! (insert rimshot here).

Gah, I hate marketing...
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Mrs. dpnewell
6 years ago
Uh, Pudding, Black Rifle Coffee was founded by Veterans who served in Iran/Afghanistan. They do a lot for their fellow veterans, and are currently giving away free coffee to first responders here in the States. You don't have to like the name they choose, but they are good people.
engletl
6 years ago
Black Rifle Co. is awesome....and I don't even drink coffee
izonfire
6 years ago

Black Rifle Co. is awesome....and I don't even drink coffee

engletl wrote:


Yeah, he snorts it...
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