G1 For Seniors.

Avoid those lab tests and costly co-pays that your doctor's tell you to get at Quest Diagnostics.

Simply go outside and pee in the front yard.

If ant's gather: DIABETES.

If you pee on your feet: PROSTATE

If it smells like a barbecue: CHOLESTEROL

If your wrist hurts when you shake it: OSTEOARTHRITIS

If you return to your house with your **** outside your pants: ALZHEIMER'S

...checked off four of those boxes...what do I win?

I don't remember.:-k

your fly is down

😂

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Just canceled my wife's Dr's appointment. Can't wait to explain to her why!

Depends

Ensure?

Your osteo must be a biotch!

Neighbors called the police on me for the first suggestion. guess they got no idea about science !

Probably deep in debt to Quest too.