Gene363
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6 years ago
Bar Celebration


Celebrant: Drinks for everyone on me!



Bar Patron: Great! What are we celebrating?



Celebrant: After five years of agonizing, I nervously popped the question and she said, YES!



Bar Patrons: Congratulations! Cheers!



Celebrant: Thanks! We start divorce proceedings tomorrow.




Credit to Bruce Sutherland author of the Faceless cartoon,

http://www.faceless.co.za 


frankj1
6 years ago
I like it.
My wife might like it more though...
Gene363
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6 years ago

I like it.
My wife might like it more though...

frankj1 wrote:



😱 No!
frankj1
6 years ago

😱 No!

Gene363 wrote:


stuck in the house with the likes of me for 2 months?
You may find this hard to believe but I'm not easy to live with.
MACS
6 years ago
Get right outa town!
frankj1
teedubbya
6 years ago
Frank I think you are dreamy no matter what your wife keeps telling us at the vherfs.
frankj1
6 years ago
don't ask Gene's question!
Gene363
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6 years ago

stuck in the house with the likes of me for 2 months?
You may find this hard to believe but I'm not easy to live with.

frankj1 wrote:



😂

You're not the only one. My wife wanted me to retire, but maybe not to the house. She is always happy when I go to the range by myself. Togetherness can be a wicked test of comapability.
frankj1
6 years ago

😂

You're not the only one. My wife wanted me to retire, but maybe not to the house. She is always happy when I go to the range by myself. Togetherness can be a wicked test of comapability.

Gene363 wrote:


you didn't share the joke with her, I hope.
Gene363
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6 years ago

you didn't share the joke with her, I hope.

frankj1 wrote:



I did, she's a retired nurse and after 50+ years she's knows me pretty well. She also is a fan of the Mr. Faceless cartoon.
Numismaniac
6 years ago
delta1
6 years ago
so a few of us have wives who look at us and think "absence does make the heart grow fonder..."

and some of them will even say it out loud...
frankj1
6 years ago
43 years this August.
8 years of messing around while setting up our individual careers before that.

am I a great con man or what?
MACS
6 years ago
Met my wife March 31, 1988. Blind date. 32+ years and 31 married next month.

She sometimes tells me to go fishing...

Her: Are you going fishing this week?
Me: Why? You want me to?
Her: Well, I only have 2 fish left.
Me: Okay.
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