Two little brothers, ages 7 & 8, are sitting in bed one night, and they decide that they are old enough to start cursing.
The 7 year old asks his brother, "What curse word are you going to say ?"
His brother says, "I'm going to say PHUKK. THAT'S the best curse word there is."
The 7 year old replies, "Yeah, you're right. That IS the best one, but I 'm gonna say A$$. I just like the way it sounds."
The next morning, the two little boys are sitting at the kitchen table when their father walks in.
The old man says, "Good morning, boys. What would you like for breakfast ?"
The 8 year old winks at his brother and then says to his father, "Hey Pop, gimme some PHUKKIN pancakes !"
The old man says, "WHAT ?", and gives the 8 year old a backhand to the face, knocking him out of the chair.
He then looks at the 7 year old and says, "And what do YOU want ?"
The 7 year old throws his hands up, leans back in the chair, and says,
"I don't know, Pop, but you can bet your a$$ it ain't pancakes !"

An oldie but a goody. I laugh my pancakes off every time.