If it has a roof, is it still a patio?

You need to call it a lenai now, mr. fancy pants.

tailgater wrote:

I can just imagine what they are saying about you.

tonygraz wrote:

Me too! I'm sure they appreciate the cut of my jib!

JadeRose wrote:

no.... i bet he's got a pool guy too... 😟

DrafterX wrote:

I'm trying to figure out why you hired someone do a simple job like that... 😟

DrafterX wrote:

You center your chi, you align your chakra.

Was he a whitey?

ZRX1200 wrote:

no.... i bet he's got a pool guy too... 😟

DrafterX wrote:

Ahem, I believe they are called "pool boys"

benja123 wrote:

I think I mentioned it somewhere else... can't remember where.

Back when I first joined the local gym/pool here in the middle of nowhere Missouri. Didn't know where everything was... figured I'd ask the guy in the lane next to the one I was getting in.

"hey... do they have pull buoys for us to use?"

.... - blank stare - .... from the guy

"pull buoys. Do they have pull buoys?"

.... - blank stare continues with what looks like a certain amount of suspicion....

"...to put between your legs?... "

yeah... I had to go look for them myself. Eventually found them in a closet.

victor809 wrote:

What kind of tramp do you think I am?

victor809 wrote:

One that might have blown him.

JadeRose wrote: