Speyside was a principled man. Unfortunatly they made no sense.

Please continue.

He had very girthy nasal cavities.

TW WILL MISS HIS TAINT' AND STARFISH AROMA

I can't find enough words to write a whole paragraph that should have a few breaks in it thereby rendering it readable.

Huh!!

Who?

he was a man of diverse talents, bringing wine and whine to CBid awareness. He was mostly civilized, until pushed to the limits of his patience, limits that were like the tide on an island in the Caribbean. The sparks from his outraged fires stood in stark contrast to the calm and cool pools of reasoned serenity. He was





sorry...my heart has been broken

who is catering the shiva?

NINE!!

Sorry to hear Allan.

Allen seemed like a good guy.

Asking for a friend...

Is there gonna be a live band or a mobile disco?

Areosmith,

They are gonna start and end with 10 inch.

I'll stop by after sundown Saturday

Call Willie K to play along:

Can I have his stuff? 🤔

What can we say about Speyside, except that he was missed.
And missed often.
Which explains how he lived so long.
Because if just one had hit...
but I digress.

COVID 4 did him in. A weaponised version out of the Wuhan lab. His wife is going to have him stuffed and mount him.

Spey. What a guy.

Still remember him bright eyed and bushy tailed
You could see the excitement in his eyes
When he showed up at my door
Bearing bottles of fine whiskey

And on a Monday morning yet
Talking, drinking, laughing
Sharing thoughts, ideas, experiences
Sharing a brotherhood

The time just flew by
Seems we could have gone all day
But I had to set him free
Reality and work beckoned

If I had one thing to change in my life
To have the power to change history
To go back and alter the course of fate
It would be to not have let him go
It would be to never have let him go...

Of course that would have required restraints
And he'd be confined to a cage in the basement
And I would have to bring him food
And he would be covered in excrement
Because I am not good at cleaning after others

And I'd have to eliminate all evidence of his presence
And I'd have to dump his car off miles away
And erase record on his GPS
And divert any possible attention

It' not like I haven't done it before
Can't even count the times
But this one would be special
So very very special

It would all be worth it
To see his sheepish grin
Probably toothless at this point
And that gleam in his eyes
Mostly tears I suppose

But it would all be worth it
Had I done that
It would all be worth it...

We all knew this was going to happen. The fat cells finally took their revenge.

way too easy...