The numbers are being pumped up, luckily for most they have only infected with the mild version of the disease thanks to close contact of seriously infect patients. The seriously infected patients were infected by financial backing from Soros,Gates, and the Democratic Party, hired Shaolin Monks and Samauri to silent infect the selected patients via a poisoned tip blow dart. These advanced darts can be shot from a 1/4 mile away and easily penetrate clothing, they also dissolve on contact and leave no trace or pain after striking there subject. The Lizard Illuminati are harboring the Monks and Samauri in there underground layers, until it is safe for them to return home once Joe Biden wins the election.

You heard it here first.

Damn General Mills and Sonny the Cuckoo Bird, I bet that bassturd rabbit that’s always trying to steal my trix is in on it as well.

Plow boy I believe Mr. Jones might have slipped you some of his meds.