Sounds like the 6th FBI /SSG ATTEMPT ON MY LIFE...
I WAS IN MY OWN FRIGGIN DRIVEWAY...
WASHING MY CAR IN 2014?
A UPS TRUCK PULLS UP...
FAKES A DELIVERY RIGHT NEXTDOOR...
SOME **** SSG HITMAN PULLS UP TO THE END OF MY DRIVEWAY to ask directions...entire time I'm getting the SIDE EYE FROM UPS MAN on my neighbors footstoop...
The "lost hitman" says come closer ...I can't hear you"
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I stay put..put my hand on my .40 call sigma in my right pocket...his eyes light up...
I say " NO ! I CAN HERE YOU JUST FINE from here AND I DONT KNOW WHERE YOU WANT TO GO"
HE GETS PISSED...
I SAY "GO ASK YOUR UPS BUDDY , right over there...HE KNOWS WHERE ITS AT"
He is steaming mad...
Meanwhile the UPS BACK DOOR IS WIDE OPEN...
UPS NEVER LEAVE BACK DOORS OPEN...
GETTING READY TO LOAD MY DEAD BODY INTO AFTER HE CAPS ME WITH A SURPRESSED 9MM ...if I woulda gone up closer to his car...
He parks and walks over to the fake UPS DRIVER...
THEY argue BigTImE...meanwhile I am getting ready to S.M.O.K.E. BOTH THESE FBI / SSG HITMEN jusT on general principle ...
They both cower and leave...
I finish washing my car...😎😎😎🔫🔫🔫
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