like!

you should do a proper intro, youngblood.

frankj1 wrote:

I don't know how "proper" this is, but here goes.

My name is Louie.
I am 44 years old.
I am currently single, but have been divorced 3 times.
Obviously, I smoke cigars.
sfg391 stands for:

Shags
Fat
Girls
391 is the weight of the fattest girl I have shagged, (SO far)

Will that suffice, Frank ?

sfg391 wrote:

Have you ever blown a dude in a rest area bathroom for a ride to the nearest bus station?

Plowboy221 wrote:

No, I haven't.
What's it like ?

sfg391 wrote:

if we all scootch down a few feet his fat ass will fit in

frankj1 wrote:

No, I haven't.
What's it like ?

sfg391 wrote:

Jesus.....I like this guy already! SFG, you're going to do very well here!

391....holy balls....I knew a guy once who had a girlfriend over 500 lbs, and he was a little short and chunky himself but nowhere near 500 lbs. We asked him once, "How do you have sex with a girl that big?" Without any hesitation, he replied, "From behind." I guess that would probably be the only way he could make it work.

That's about right. Of course, if you were blessed like Frankie Tri-Pod, there would be other options !

This woman ALWAYS stunk too, like sour cottage cheese and old pizza....makes me gag just thinking about it....

A pre-coital shower, where I had control of the hand held shower head, took care of that. [thumbup]

CarsonTheCat wrote: