Trump University to reopen and offer 10 week medical degrees to fill doctor vacancies at the CDC.

Applicants must have at least 3 natural teeth, believe Covid 19 is a Dem hoax and be willing to borrow $$$ from the new Trump Student Loan Company.














it must be true- I saw it on the internet

I just saw it just now (here on this site). Source seems credible enough.

will they have a football team?

No - they all have bone spurs.

Will the main certificate be griftership?

How about the hot chicks... will the let you walk up and grab em by the p*ssy?

Like Arizona State!

Devos has to be involved, maybe financial aid?

Well, not ideal p*ssy, but I'm sure somebody would hit it.

at some specific angles, DeVos looks very passable...

figger out a way to hold her in that position.... and I'd hit it...

I'll put her in restraints for you Delta...

I can restrain myself

I have a RAGING clue right now....

BTW if you made a sizable enough donation you might be eligible for a professor gig, pretty hyped for all that virtual tail I’m gonna have lined up trying to “make the grade”. I already earned tenure!

Too cheap to pay someone to do it for you?

That’s hawt

I heard Trump will teach a class in how to get screwed.

And you will LOVE IT!

Biggly



Now bend over....

four point restraints?
no problem.
do you have any idea how much they charge for five?
don't answer, it's not your fault.

DrafterX has only Six teeefffff...

Can he still get in?

He’s too short so he uses it to just rub the outside and stuff.