Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the Pearly Gates.
'In honour of this holy season' Saint Peter said, 'You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven.'

The Englishman fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. 'It's a candle', he said. ‘You may pass through the pearly gates' Saint Peter said.

The Scotsman reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, 'They're bells.' Saint Peter said 'You may pass through the pearly gates'.

The Irishman started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties. St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, 'And just
what do those symbolize?' Paddy replied, 'These are Carols.'

And so The Christmas Season begins......

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As a Mick I approve of this joke.However as a precautionary measure a 10,000 word essay on "Why I Love me some Mick" and a bottle of Jameson's should be hand delivered to Father Ian Flanigan,head of the IRL(Irish Lives Matter) Boston Brigade no later than Tuesday 1700.You don't want us staggering through your yard at midnight and puking in wifeys flower bed now do ya

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especially not if her name is Carol...