I was in the McDonald’s drive-through this morning and the man behind me leaned on his horn because I was taking too long to place my order.

“ I thought you SOB I’ll teach you”. So I phoned my friend Oleg, (I could see the mans front plate in my rear view mirror). He ran a search on the interwebs and got the mans address.

Perfect, so I parked across the street from his house.... hours passed till 4pm and his whole family had arrived home, except him.

I entered the property through the back gate, first having to kill his yapping fur ball of a mutt, entering the house through the back doors by the pool. Perfect the whole family there putting a bullet through the center mass of his wife and two children brains..... stuffing McDonald’s wrappers in all their mouths.....

That’ll teach that impatient bassturd.....

Don't honk your horn insane people. We're all about to fall of the edge of that cliff at anytime .

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