Three couples were out for a round of golf on a blustery summer day. They decided the women would play first.

The Englishman’s wife steps up to the tee and, as she bends over to place her ball on the tee, a gust of wind blows her skirt up and reveals
her lack of underwear.

“Good God, woman! Why aren’t you wearing any undies?” her husband demanded.

“Well, you don’t give me enough housekeeping money to afford any.”

The Englishman immediately reaches into his pocket and says “For the sake of decency, here’s £20. Go and buy yourself some underwear.”

Next up was the Irishman’s wife and she bends over to set her ball on the tee. Her skirt also blows up to show that she too is wearing no undies.

“Blessed Virgin Mary, woman! You’ve no undies. Why not?”

She replies, “I can’t afford any on the money you give me.”

He reaches into his pocket and says, “For the sake of decency, here’s £10. Go and buy yourself
some underwear!”

Lastly, the Scotsman’s wife bends over to tee up her ball. The wind also takes her skirt over her head to
reveal that she, too, is naked under it.

“Sweet mudder of Jesus, Aggie! Where are yer drawers?”

She too explains, “You dinna give me enough money ta be able ta affarrd any!”

The Scotsman reaches into his pocket and says, “Well, fer the love’ O Jesus, here’s a comb. Tidy yerself up a bit.”

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That was a good'un.