CelticBomber
5 years ago
To our Dear CBid customers,

Effective immediately I will be stepping down as CBid's Customer Service representative here on the forums. It is after much thought and with a heavy heart that I make this decision. I've thought about it long and hard but, it's time for me to move on. I've received and accepted an offer as the new bathroom attendant at a Dairy Queen located in the heart of Philadelphia's Heroin district. I just cannot pass up the benefits this new opportunity has to offer. My new duties will include used needle patrol, gloryhole manager and dumping OD victim's in the Rite Aid parking lot across the street so that they are no longer our problem.

I also have this thing for the Herion Chic look. The thing about a Herion Chic chick, she's got lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eyes. When she comes at you she doesn't seem to be livin'... until she bites you, and those black eyes roll over white.
I get chills just thinking about it. That kind of thing just butters my bread!

So, while I may be leaving, I leave you in very capable hands! clintCigar has a long history of customer support. Not only is he CBids new Customer Service Rep, he's also an owner. So, he will be able to act on your behalf in a way I never could. clintCigar will have DIRECT access to all of your accounts and will be able to handle and process your orders directly. CBid cares about you and to start off the new year and this new era they have decided to cut out the middle man and direct you to a man who can handle your issue's in real time. So, feel free to PM clintCigar and he will handle your issue's with alacrity!

In conclusion, I have had a wonderful time servicing the CBid community, and will miss you all very much.


Sincerely,
CelticBomber


[-o< 🙏 🙏 🙏

Speyside
5 years ago
You did a great job.
LeeBot
5 years ago
clintCigar
5 years ago
now this is BS 😂
LeeBot
5 years ago
And spoken like a true Kenzo.
CelticBomber
5 years ago

And spoken like a true Kenzo.

LeeBot wrote:




Are you local Lee? Kenzo made me laugh! In the 80's, in Kensington, you always knew Spring had arrived when the smell of Aquanet hair spray filled the air. Good times...
Palama
5 years ago

To our Dear CBid customers,

Effective immediately I will be stepping down as CBid's Customer Service representative here on the forums. It is after much thought and with a heavy heart that I make this decision. I've thought about it long and hard but, it's time for me to move on. I've received and accepted an offer as the new bathroom attendant at a Dairy Queen located in the heart of Philadelphia's Heroin district. I just cannot pass up the benefits this new opportunity has to offer. My new duties will include used needle patrol, gloryhole manager and dumping OD victim's in the Rite Aid parking lot across the street so that they are no longer our problem.

I also have this thing for the Herion Chic look. The thing about a Herion Chic chick, she's got lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eyes. When she comes at you she doesn't seem to be livin'... until she bites you, and those black eyes roll over white.
I get chills just thinking about it. That kind of thing just butters my bread!

So, while I may be leaving, I leave you in very capable hands! clintCigar has a long history of customer support. Not only is he CBids new Customer Service Rep, he's also an owner. So, he will be able to act on your behalf in a way I never could. clintCigar will have DIRECT access to all of your accounts and will be able to handle and process your orders directly. CBid cares about you and to start off the new year and this new era they have decided to cut out the middle man and direct you to a man who can handle your issue's in real time. So, feel free to PM clintCigar and he will handle your issue's with alacrity!

In conclusion, I have had a wonderful time servicing the CBid community, and will miss you all very much.


Sincerely,
CelticBomber


[-o< 🙏 🙏 🙏

CelticBomber wrote:



Brevity is definitely not one of your strengths. 🤦
Sunoverbeach
5 years ago
Passing of the torch. It's the end of an era
CelticBomber
5 years ago

Brevity is definitely not one of your strengths. 🤦

Palama wrote:




I think you've mentioned that before.



I think you've mentioned that before.



I think you've mentioned that before.
Cheno
5 years ago

Brevity is definitely not one of your strengths. 🤦

Palama wrote:




He types like he talks on the vherf. Never shuts up.
CelticBomber
5 years ago

He types like he talks on the vherf. Never shuts up.

Cheno wrote:




You NEVER talk! Unless you get a bit of moonshine in you. Then all bets are off! ;-p
LeeBot
5 years ago
Oh yea! I'm in Germantown. Lived in Fishtown for 15 years. Good times indeed...
Palama
5 years ago

He types like he talks on the vherf. Never shuts up.

Cheno wrote:



He's like the James Harden of VHerfs.

Pass him the mike and you'll never see it again. 🤣
ZRX1200
5 years ago
Here’s the thing stePHan, blood in blood out.

Well let you out when we say you’re out.
frankj1
5 years ago
the new boss eliminated my position.
I'm OK with that, but how do I tell Le Hockey Dad I will no longer require his services as my publicist?
ZRX1200
5 years ago
Hire him as your lobbyist and get yourself a promotion.
CelticBomber
5 years ago

He's like the James Harden of VHerfs.

Pass him the mike and you'll never see it again. 🤣

Palama wrote:




When I don't log on it's 10 old drunk dudes just staring at each other. I see it as my duty to relieve the Covid blues and put on a show. I should be selling tickets! ;-p
corey sellers
5 years ago
They would be cheap...
bgz
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  • Herf-A-Holic
5 years ago
Oh no, my favorite customer service rep!

Like that one time I was stumblin to the toilet and a fiver fell out of my pocket into a not so freshly deuced up pot... CelticBomber was the man... he said just air dry those b*tches and send em back... so I did... I even marked them so I would know if he just sent me the same ones back... they were fresh and clean and didn't even smell like sh*t!

You'll be missed great one... hopefully clintCigar will hold up your legacy with honor and integrity.
madspackler
5 years ago
So the torch has been passed. Job well done CB. Good luck Clint. You have some large shoes to fill.
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