A guy brings his best golf buddy home, unannounced, for dinner at 6:30 PM after enjoying a day of golf.

His wife screams her head off while his friend sits at the kitchen table, open-mouthed, listening to the tirade.

"My hair and makeup are not done, the house is a f %*#*&g mess, and the dishes are still in the sink. I'm completely exhausted! I didn't get enough sleep last night. Can't you see I'm still in my f%*#*&g pajamas? I can't be bothered with cooking tonight! Why the f%*k did you bring him home without letting me know ahead of time, you stupid azzhole?"


"Because he's thinking of getting married!"

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😂 😂

Now he really KNOWS what love is, up close and personal.
Best advice is illustrating.

Great humor🤗