The Fool? StockmarketJunki
The Oxford Communique is spot ON!

Jade uses Dr. Phil.... 😟

prep H

Simon (name changed to protect the innocent). He's one of my split personalities. His voice kinda sounds like Leonardo DiCaprio in the Wolf of Wall Street.

Drafter's Momma is an anal-ist.

She has a massive ass. It blocks everyone else’s moon.

The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin'
That's what I said
The looser the waistband, the deeper the quicksand
Or, so I've read.
My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo
I love to sink her with my pink torpedo.
Big bottom
Big bottom
Talk about bum cakes
My gal's got 'em.
Big bottom
Drive me out of my mind.
How can I leave this behind?
I saw her on Monday, twas my lucky bun day
You know what I mean.
I love her each weekday, each velvety cheek day
You know what I mean.
My love gun's loaded and she's in my sights
Big game's waiting there inside her tights.
Big bottom
Big bottom
Talk about mud flaps
My gal's got 'em.
Big bottom
Drive me out of my mind.
How can I leave this behind?

What you smokoin!

NINE!!