clickbangdead
5 years ago
Guys, guys! The damn boat is finally unstuck from the Suez! Mac may finally get his Exclosivos!
ZRX1200
5 years ago
I read on The Onion that this was #fakenews
MACS
5 years ago
I didn't even know there was a boat stuck in the Suez... and I still don't have my exclusivos. Almost 2 months.
BuckyB93
5 years ago
Gottta make it all about you, huh MACS?
MACS
5 years ago

Gottta make it all about you, huh MACS?

BuckyB93 wrote:



Screw the canal... I want my smokes. 😟
Mr. Jones
5 years ago
It was blocked by a massive GORILLA GLUE TURD OUTTA DrafterX's butt and stuff...
ZRX1200
5 years ago
I dated a girl that loved canal.
jespear
5 years ago
What do you do with a drunken sailor?
What do you do with a drunken sailor?
What do you do with a drunken sailor early in the morning?
Don't let him drive that cargo freighter.
Don't let him steer that cargo freighter.
Don't let him near that cargo freighter, early in the morning.
teedubbya
5 years ago

It was blocked by a massive GORILLA GLUE TURD OUTTA DrafterX's butt and stuff...

Mr. Jones wrote:




Did the gorilla stuff it up Drafter's bum or just **** it there directly?
Palama
5 years ago

What do you do with a drunken sailor?
What do you do with a drunken sailor?
What do you do with a drunken sailor early in the morning?
Don't let him drive that cargo freighter.
Don't let him steer that cargo freighter.
Don't let him near that cargo freighter, early in the morning.

jespear wrote:



Hmmm, where’d I see this before? 🤔
Cheno
5 years ago

What do you do with a drunken sailor?
What do you do with a drunken sailor?
What do you do with a drunken sailor early in the morning?
Don't let him drive that cargo freighter.
Don't let him steer that cargo freighter.
Don't let him near that cargo freighter, early in the morning.

jespear wrote:




Weigh hey and up she rises....
ZRX1200
5 years ago
I took a massive evergreen this morning at work.

After 4 flushed I had to bring the back ho in to break up the sand bar.
Stogie1020
5 years ago
I have never been, but it's hard to image that such an important shipping channel is a one-lane road...
frankj1
5 years ago
they shoulda drained the canal and had MACS tow it out
MACS
5 years ago

they shoulda drained the canal and had MACS tow it out

frankj1 wrote:



Ain't nobody got time fuh dat! My limit is 11,700 pounds. It's juuuuuust a wee bit heavy, don'tcha know. Like maybe 7 or 8 more zeroes... and stuff... 😟
delta1
5 years ago
pretty sure the Love Canal is still toxic
Smooth light
5 years ago
That's why we have Plan Parenthood
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