Offered me a lifetime achievement award if I promise to stop sending pictures.

Should I take the deal?

you really are bored.

when does she get home?

Late tomorrow.

Why don’t you find a beautiful area in the countryside and go for a hike?
Or make friends with some guy who lives in a van down by the river?
Or go to a petting zoo with a jar of peanut butter?

The only people that should ever get bored are toddlers and inmates...