Got a case of this crap on clearencE
A few weeks ago...organic hops, organic barley, and "water"...
You should just call it water...and it's packed in those Ghey skinny tall cans too...

It BLOWS...

ITS ONLY 3.8 % ALCOHOL...

KINDA REMINDS OF THAT CRAP BEER MY ROOMATE AND I USED TO DRINK AT JACK FORDS HUT (a forestry major student)ON THE CORNER HOUSE IN LOGAN UTAH, AT Utah state university...tons of friggin secret service agents at the parties packing browning hi-power 9mm's and the plain white jobber vans with fencing separating the cab from the back...secret service agents outside with three taped magazine UZI's ON TWO SIDES OF THE STREET corner watching ANYTHING that moved...

HE SERVED COORS 3.2% Mormon beer and
nobody could get drunk on it ..let alone all the 8% THC DRY COUGH MEXICAN WEED THAT WAS BEING SMOKED...THOSE PARTIES WERE WEAK except for all the good tequila that was there too...

Hell even HAMMS BEER IS 4.8%
AND
ROLLING ROCK IS 4.4%

3.8% IS W.E.A.K.

I figured you for a malt guy

Mickey's wide mouth, with the puzzle in the cap and the bee on top.
You'll get a BUZZ.

Drank 7 Coors pure organic 12oz'rs tonight...
I am still sober as a judge.

It's the 8th one that gets you.

The 8th one gets Y.O.U. ALL LOOPIE GROTTO BOYEEEEE

BUT NOT ME...

BWUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA 😂😂😂😂😂

I think I'll buy you a "cross century" pen and pencil set
For your birthday....

Sent from "RUSSIA WITH L.O.V.E."
FROM PUUUUTIN and delivered by south Korean CHICK operatives in a mall situation "OP"...KGB BOYEEEEE

mR joNEs,

20 yEAr oLdS knOW cOoRs litE is waTered DoWN cHit.

Ou are just picking up on that now?

HAve to tURned into a StoOge for Big Wattery Beer?