Few pleasures in life are quite as exotic, as captivating, as enticing as the culinary fragrance and palatary enchantments of the cuisine of an unknown land...

Next one of these people who tries to sell me a purple yam is gonna get an *** whoopin...

My little Opelmanta! It is I, Antonio!


¡Mi pequeña cabeza de tortuga, te he encontrado y te llevaré de regreso a Senegal conmigo! Estoy tan contenta de que me hayas estado buscando, extraño mi cucharita

conseguir una habitación

Sumpin about a turtle...

I think he said he's got a turtle head pokin' out. Prarie doggin'...

MACS, I think we need to take a road trip up north...somethins not right...

So, is 'up north' a gay-homo code for somethin..?? 😕

Thought speyside rage quit.

I know you are seeking me my little opelmantalito. Is this like one of those games of hide and seek we would play naked and sweaty in the dark Senegalese hotel rooms with no air conditioning?

You were always so slippery my hombrecito

Don't worry. I will find you my love, and I will win you back from that evil woman!

-Antonio

Anyone else getting horney?

No! No horny for you!
My miembro palpitante is only meant for my little lover Opelmanta, or as he is known now SeekingAntonio.

Because my little hombrecito is seeking me.

Ta-ta little hombrecito, you never know where you will find me. Maybe behind you while your pantalones are down and showing your redondo pálido culo.

-Antonio

We’ve all been there.