...a beer is better than a woman.

1. A beer doesn't get jealous when you grab another beer
2. When you go to a bar, you know you're gonna pick up a beer
3. A beer won't get upset if you come home with beer on your breath
4. You don't have to wine and dine a beer
5. If you pour a beer right, it always gives good head
6. Hangovers go away
7. When you're finished with a beer the bottle is worth 5 cents
8. You don't have to wash a beer before it tastes good
9. A beer always goes down easy
10. You can share a beer with your friends
11. A beer is always wet
12. You always know you're the first one to pop a beer
13. A frigid beer is a good beer
14. You can have multiple beers a night and not feel guilty
15. You can enjoy a beer all month long

“Ah beer. The cause of and the solution to all of life's problems ... 🍺

Homer J. Simpson