A 10-year-old girl asks her mom, “Mommy, how was I born?”
The mother smiled and replied, “Once upon a time, your daddy and I decided to plant a wonderful little seed. Daddy put it in the Earth and I took care of it every single day. After a while the seed started to grow more and more leaves and in a few months it turned into a beautiful healthy plant. So, we took the plant, dried it, smoked it, and got so high that we forgot to use a condom.”
