JadeRose
5 years ago
Isn't Drafter's body about 98.2% hotdog? RIP Drafter....


Eating a hot dog could take 36 minutes off your life, study says
Lauren M Johnson
By Lauren M. Johnson, CNN

Updated 12:18 AM ET, Fri August 27, 2021

(CNN)You may want to skip the toppings on your next hot dog, or skip it altogether: Health researchers at the University of Michigan have found that eating a single hot dog could take 36 minutes off your life.

In their study, published this month in the journal Nature Food, researchers looked at 5,853 foods in the US diet and measured their effects in minutes of healthy life gained or lost.
"We wanted to make a health-based evaluation of the beneficial and detrimental impacts of the food in the entire diet," Olivier Jolliet, professor of environmental health sciences at the university and senior author of the paper, told CNN.
The team came up with an index that calculates the net beneficial or detrimental health burden in minutes of healthy life associated with a serving of food. It's based on a study called the Global Burden of Disease, which measures morbidity associated with a person's food choices.

"For example, 0.45 minutes are lost per gram of processed meat, or 0.1 minutes are gained per gram of fruit. We then look at the composition of each food and then multiplied this number by the corresponding food profiles that we previously developed," Jolliet said.
One of the foods researchers measured was a standard beef hot dog on a bun. Its 61 grams of processed meat resulted in the loss of 27 minutes of healthy life, Jolliet said -- but when ingredients like sodium and trans fatty acids were factored in, the final value was 36 minutes lost.
Consumption of foods such as nuts, legumes, seafood, fruits and non-starchy vegetables, on the other hand, have positive effects on health, the study found.
The index looks at foods that increase or decrease life expectancy, but it's not as easy as trying to cancel out detrimental food choices with more beneficial ones, Jolliet said.
"The index is primarily there to help aid in selecting and using calories consumed on a daily basis to tweak a minimum of habits and make the minimum of change to obtain a maximum benefit for health and the environment from our food experience," Jolliet said.
The point is to choose better foods, not to spend time doing the math, he said.
"Is it the ultimate metric that will tell you exactly what to eat tomorrow and entirely determine your life expectancy? No," he said. "It is a useful metric that can help you make more informed choices and makes it simpler to identify and make adequate small changes in our diet."
It's also not as easy as calculating what food to eat in order to live to be 100, said Marion Nestle, a professor of nutrition and public health at New York University. She told CNN the numbers may not be entirely reliable.
"Changing a diet to include or exclude any one food is unlikely to make much difference -- it's dietary (and lifestyle) patterns that count," she said. "I suppose you could argue that the minutes add up, but that gets into further untested and untestable assumptions."
DrafterX
5 years ago
untested and untestable assumptions.... 🤔
Stogie1020
5 years ago
Doing the math here, if I spend 5 minutes really enjoying a hot dog (I mean, come on, who doesn't enjoy eating a good wiener?), in exchange for taking away 36 minutes, I really only lose 31 minutes per dog, since if I didn't eat the dog I would spend the 5 minutes regretting not eating it and being sad.

I think the overall happiness gained in the 5 minutes is worth the possible loss of the 31 minutes.

Think about it, how many headstones have you seen that read "Here lies Johnny. He ate too many hot dogs."??

If I live a couple hours longer but spend those hours wishing I had enjoyed life more, did I really gain anything?
DrafterX
5 years ago
pretty sure all dead peoples wish they had eaten more hotdogs... 😟
ZRX1200
5 years ago
What about the ones he doesn’t “eat”?
Stogie1020
5 years ago

pretty sure all dead peoples wish they had eaten more hotdogs... 😟

DrafterX wrote:


You know, during the "zombie" phase I think you are right. Once decomp really sets in and the teeth fall out, though, it turns into a real choking hazard since they can't chew.

There is nothing worse than a half decomposed dead guy choking on a hot dog. I mean, think about how you would do the Heimlich on a rotting corpse. No one wins.
JadeRose
5 years ago

untested and untestable assumptions.... 🤔

DrafterX wrote:




Tee said you plump when you get hot
tonygraz
5 years ago
Are you sure it was hot dogs or was it dogs-hot ? I just bought an insurance policy on Joey Chestnuts life, just in case the science is right.
JadeRose
5 years ago
I COULD go for some hot dogs right about now
danmdevries
5 years ago
Imma head to Portillos for lunch. Couple Chicago dogs should fit the bill. Wife likes the chili cheese variety. Mines healthy cause it gets veggies n stuff.
JadeRose
5 years ago

Imma head to Portillos for lunch. Couple Chicago dogs should fit the bill. Wife likes the chili cheese variety. Mines healthy cause it gets veggies n stuff.

danmdevries wrote:




Do not google "chili doggin" on a work computer
danmdevries
5 years ago
Home depot dogs are the chit too. Thought about going there for things and getting some dogs. Moved the toilet this morning. Installed an offset closet flange to buy 2". The spot the wife insisted on putting the toilet when I remodeled the bathroom doesn't have legroom for me. My knees touch the tub.

Offset flange gets the back of the toilet tank to the wall, no more room to be had but better than it was.

I still don't fit. But it'll work Inna pinch. Wife says she sits sideways. Either way, if you're under 6' it's fine. But I'm not. Nor is she. At least I have 2 bathrooms to choose from.
MACS
5 years ago
What a massive steaming pile of hogwash.

So how many minutes do I lose eating ice cream? Never mind... IDGAF... pass the ice cream.
DrafterX
5 years ago
do they make hotdog flavored ice cream..?? 🤔
Mr. Jones
5 years ago
#13
MACS

+++1 ???

LOL

I agree...
MACS
5 years ago

do they make hotdog flavored ice cream..?? 🤔

DrafterX wrote:



That'd be ghey... 😟
JadeRose
5 years ago

do they make hotdog flavored ice cream..?? 🤔

DrafterX wrote:




Hotdog water sno-cone.
ZRX1200
5 years ago
You haven’t lived till you’ve had a hot dog water margarita.
Dg west deptford
5 years ago
Eat a bunch of fruit & veggies on the regular, then if you're healthy with portion control you can eat whatever you want.

My bet is you're not likely to add or subtract a second from your life either way, but the quality of that life is another matter.

Our lounge makes the best hotdogs in the world!

Mmmm toasted bun with a Nathan's or Hebrew national, onions & stone ground mustard or Grey poupon.
Our GM never has sauerkraut or I'd go that route

The house chili is lousy but when Joe brings in the deer chili I ain't puttin that gourmet joint on a dog!

Hunting season can't come soon enough.
Sunoverbeach
5 years ago
What about brats? They're still healthy, right?
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