I GOT UP LATE..on the road by 9:15 am, usually try to be out by 8:15...

My car was not loaded for the flea mkt and it rained all day yesterday...

I said "F it" and trash picked...

I roll into my second neighborhood and I see this unknown truck with homemade side rails FILLED TO THE GUNNELS WITH METAL!!!

MUTHERF**KERS ARE Invading M.Y. TURF!!!

IM THINKING, these bastids have scooped my sorry ass today..I go to the third neighborhood and find some decent stuff then on the last road there...

I see a very LOW WALLED FILLED UP DUMPSTER

AND SAY TO MYSELF...GO FOR IT!!!

NOBODY HOME, NO NOSEY NEIGHBORS messing with me...

I was there for almost an hour picking through trashed antiques and collectables...found 10 boxes of stuff, German wood carvings, CERAMICS out the kiester, a $500 LESTER BRIENINGER REDWARE LION INTACT!! 2 OTHER L.B. pottery pieces,

Several STERLING SILVER PIECES( SOLD THEM ALL READY AT SPOT PRICING, NO #'S AS TOE KNEEEE SUGGESTS) OLD WOOD CARVING OF HUMANS & ANIMALS AND DRUNK GERMANS...EASTERN SHORE MARYLAND BIRD GEese ducks CARVINGS , PEWTER PLATES, TANKARDS, GLASS WARE, WILLIAMSBURG REPRODUCTIONS STILL IN THE BOXES....

IT WAS A VERITABLE GOLD MINE...

STUPID MILLENNIALS CHUCKING EVERYTHING THEY DONT UNDERSTAND THE VALUE OF OR NOT THEIR TASTE...

I LOVE STUPID PEOPLES...

KAAAAA FUC*in C.H.I.N.G.

Many things were broken...I may go back tomorrow???

Pay attention to murders or tragic deaths of people in good neighborhoods. Stop by their places on garage day for a month or two. Their lazy/dumb kids will take the TVs and throw everything else out. You’ll clean up BiG!

Not too many murders around here but plenty of fossils dying or going to nursing homes...

Dumpster

Was

G

O

N

E

Fuuuuuuu******k me...

I know there was at least $1 LARGE OF STUFF STILL IN THAT DUMPSTER!!!

CRAP!!!

IT WAS BURIED DEEP and possibly broken???

At least I got my great HAUL ON WEDNESDAY...

ANOTHER EMPTY ONE IS IN ITS PLACE...

GOING BACK SATURDAY tO MEET THE Dumbo's and offer my services , no pay just free stuff they want to chuck...

Then I will offer my "HIDDEN MONEY FINDING SERVICES"

I AM QUITE GOOD AT THAT... A professional in fact...

ITS AN UNADVERTISED SPECIALTY OF MINE..I LEARNED FROM THE BEST HOUSE CLEAN OUT PRO'S IN STATE COLLEGE 79-80 AND AKRON OH 1981-85...

OH THE STORIES I could tell...

But I won't...

and the police wont think about asking the landlord to look at the surveillance video...

Just another dead fossil

Or

A fossil going to a retirement home...

And

Very

Very

Very

Dumb

Chillins'

Cleaning

Out

The

H.U.T.

Plain and simple...

That Lester Brienninger REDWARE LION

(A Copy OF the John Bell of Waynesboro the 19 th cent. fameous potter laying on the very top of that pile...

Was a sign from G.O.D....

MY JAW DROPPED LIKE A 1,000 LB SAFE ...

IT WAS THE FiRST THING I SPOTTED in that dumpster...

And I thought to myself...

O.M.G...

Who the hell throws away a $500 piece of pottery???)

You would be a terror on a Dumpster Antique Stow Show.

Opening of the show starts with you popping out of a dumpster with the Redware Lion in one hand, a fist full of cash in the other, wearing gold chains with a stained, old white tee shirt that says CIA.

We have to get Scotthar on this.

I’ll be your agent- for a nominal fee of course.

TOTALLY....

I'll take just a little $$$$ too...not much...I ain't greedy..

shortage of murders?

You want me and Drafter should make some critical adjustments to this obstacle?