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The grader went through yesterday leaving only about two inches of ice remaining. The wind this morning applying a thin sheet of ice which made the dog walk a challenge. She decided to drop a deuce about two blocks away. It’s like a hazmat drill. Take off the gloves, grab a bag, scoop, knot and get the gloves on a quickly as possible.
-Gloves off, check.
-Pull bag out, check.
-Fumble with bag, get it open after several frigid seconds…… there is a tear in the bottom.
With fingertips throbbing, grab another new bag, lick the fingertips to get the bag open. Progress.
Squat down, pick up the gift. Pull the bag through, tie the knot, grab the gloves and……. Notice the hand holding the bag is coated in dogchit. There was a hole in that bag too. Fuuuuu.
Sure looked like a crazy person.
Running down an icy street, naked hands, trying not to fall.
Luke warm water used to slowly thaw the frozen chit from my hand.
Nowhere to go but up today!
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