Major Boobage
Tuesday, August 16, 2022 11:26:18 PM
Ben, the two of us need look no more

We both found what we were looking for

With a friend to call my own

I'll never be alone

And you my friend will see

You've got a friend in me

(You've got a friend in me)

Ben, you're always running here and there

(Here and there)

You feel you're not wanted anywhere

(Anywhere)

If you ever look behind

And don't like what you find

There's something you should know

You've got a place to go

(You've got a place to go)

I used to say "I" and "me"

Now it's "us", now it's "we"

I used to say "I" and "me"

Now it's "us", now it's "we"

Ben, most people would turn you away

(Turn you away)

I don't listen to a word they say

(A word they say)

They don't see you as I do

I wish they would try to

I'm sure they'd think again

If they had a friend like Ben

(A friend)

Like Ben

(Like Ben)

Like Ben

Major Boobage
Tuesday, August 16, 2022 11:31:09 PM
I love you brother
Sunoverbeach
Tuesday, August 16, 2022 11:48:49 PM
Izzat da song about da rat?
Major Boobage
Tuesday, August 16, 2022 11:50:34 PM
BGZ is not a rat. He is my buddy.
bgz
  • bgz
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Tuesday, August 16, 2022 11:51:03 PM

I love you brother

Major Boobage wrote:

Oh sh*t, you posted a song for me, love you too man.

Sunoverbeach
Tuesday, August 16, 2022 11:51:39 PM
Be that as it may, purty sure it's about da rat
Major Boobage
Tuesday, August 16, 2022 11:52:27 PM
No rats. Just love.
Sunoverbeach
Tuesday, August 16, 2022 11:53:15 PM
Right. Love between a boy and his rat
Major Boobage
Tuesday, August 16, 2022 11:55:15 PM
BGZ is no rat. He’s 100% man.
Sunoverbeach
Tuesday, August 16, 2022 11:58:26 PM
Which has no bearing whatsoever on the song being the theme of a movie about said boy and rat
Sunoverbeach
Tuesday, August 16, 2022 11:59:15 PM
Performed by a pre Wacko Jacko
Major Boobage
Tuesday, August 16, 2022 11:59:47 PM
True. But that ruins such a beautiful thing. BGZ Doesn’t deserve that
Sunoverbeach
Wednesday, August 17, 2022 12:00:49 AM
So BGZ is more of a post wacko Jacko?
Major Boobage
Wednesday, August 17, 2022 12:13:28 AM
BQZ is a sexsay mofo
Sunoverbeach
Wednesday, August 17, 2022 12:15:22 AM
Sounds like a great alt handle
bgz
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Wednesday, August 17, 2022 12:23:03 AM
That's right...

Uh huh...

Sing it ..

Wednesday, August 17, 2022 10:52:39 AM

So BGZ is more of a post wacko Jacko?

Sunoverbeach wrote:

THIS GUY FISTS.

RayR
Wednesday, August 17, 2022 11:24:25 AM
This whole thing with BGZ and his alter ego Boobage talking self-love to themselves is pretty cringy.
Major Boobage
Wednesday, August 17, 2022 11:55:13 AM
Now you know how the rest of us feel every time you post Hoser
DrafterX
Wednesday, August 17, 2022 12:08:42 PM
What year was BGZ born..?? Was he named after Willard's rat..?? 😕