MoreBeer
3 years ago
#1 For those who spend at least $1,000 annually, there should be a priority customer support contact page through the site with a 24 hour guaranteed response time.

#2 The ability to request shipping by UPS ONLY for a higher fee to avoid issues with the USPS.

I now welcome all the snarky replies................
HockeyDad
3 years ago
Maybe a Platinum membership.
Palama
3 years ago

#1 For those who spend at least $1,000 annually, there should be a priority customer support contact page through the site with a 24 hour guaranteed response time.

#2 The ability to request shipping by UPS ONLY for a higher fee to avoid issues with the USPS.

I now welcome all the snarky replies................

MoreBeer wrote:



I know I spent well over $1,000 a year for at least the first 3 years I was here. That spending got me my lifetime platinum membership for free. That was a really nice perk! Unfortunately (…or fortunately, depending on how you look at it…), I haven’t bought anything in over two years so haven’t benefited from the free 2nd day air shipping that comes with the membership…but hey, it still does have it’s privileges!
MoreBeer
3 years ago
There's two levels of Platinum Membership. The base membership and the enhanced for those who aren't aware. To qualify for the enhanced, you must buy at least $750 of CAO and Diesel cigars annually.
Sunoverbeach
3 years ago
#3 Complementary hookers and blow
KingoftheCove
3 years ago

#3 Complementary hookers and blow

Wheel

Sunoverbeach wrote:


:-"
Mr. Jones
3 years ago
#5 SOB

I HAVE THE C-BID :

"KIM JUNG-UN 5 miles UNDERGROUND on massive shock absorbers PLEASURE BUNKER
MEMBERSHIP"

WHICH INCLUDES...

FREE SHIPPING on all Cbid orders
45%DISCOUNT ON ALL BIDS WON
FREE 89LB HOT ASIAN SPINNER GASH ON REQUEST
24/7/365
F.I.D.D.Y. POUND BARRELS OF PHARM BLOW
FREE CUBAN CIGARS
LOUIS 14 COUVASSIER VSOP CONGAC BOTTLES GALORE
GOLD LEAF DUST SALT SHAKERS
and free visits on Dennis Rodmans private jet...

And several more top secret perks...
Too secret to mention on a discount cigar forum
Sunoverbeach
3 years ago
^ Now that's top tier platinum
delta1
3 years ago
$1,000 per annum for cigars is not that much...
ZRX1200
3 years ago
$1k a year is piker numbers….

I wouldn’t answer your call either.

Don’t like shipping? $1k you’re lucky you don’t get feral cat turds in your box.
Jakethesnake86
3 years ago
Cocaine and tacos
I’m the snake
frankj1
3 years ago
I won a 5er of hot Asian Spinner Gash.
Order is still processing.
ZRX1200
3 years ago
MoreBeer
3 years ago

$1,000 per annum for cigars is not that much...

delta1 wrote:



True....if there was a ton of good sheet to buy.
dmahfood
3 years ago
JadeRose
3 years ago

I won a 5er of hot Asian Spinner Gash.
Order is still processing.

frankj1 wrote:




I could go for some hot asian spinner gash about now
tonygraz
3 years ago
Me too ! The spring rolls didn't do it.
Palama
3 years ago

Me too ! The spring rolls didn't do it.

tonygraz wrote:



Prefer Summer Rolls (…sometimes called Shrimp Rolls…) instead. Much healthier since they’re not fried.

Sunoverbeach
3 years ago
So, what's in the autumn and winter rolls?
Palama
3 years ago

So, what's in the autumn and winter rolls?

Sunoverbeach wrote:



They don’t have Autumn or Winter in Vietnam so I guess they only created rolls for the two seasons they do have.
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