BRUSSELS — Despite the uproar caused by revelations at a European Union hearing that the pharmaceutical giant rushed the COVID-19 vaccine out into use without testing it for preventing transmission, Pfizer executives were quick to backtrack and point out that they did, in fact, test the vaccine — on over five billion people.

"While there were no widespread, controlled tests of the vaccine in the clinical sense, to say we didn't have any guinea pigs to try our vaccine on wouldn't be the truth," said Janine Small, Pfizer's president of international developed markets said at the hearing. "We didn't really know what would happen when we shot human beings up with this stuff, so we decided to test it in the most widespread way possible — by injecting it into over five billion people."

While this information set off alarm bells around the globe, Pfizer was quick to point out that the results weren't all bad. "People act like nothing good came out of this vaccine," said Dr. Frederick Von Leibenschnibbitz, head of Pfizer's Moneymaking Medicine Committee. "Yes, we rushed a vaccine out onto the market without knowing whether or not it actually stopped the transmission of the disease. Yes, we worked hand-in-hand with governments and media corporations around the world to force people into taking this untested vaccine. Yes, we have caused enormous numbers of people to develop myocarditis and other serious health problems. But look at how much money we made off of it! That counts for something, right? Right? Don't look at me that way."

At publishing time, Pfizer was continuing development on their newest COVID-19 booster, which they say (without any testing data to back it up) will protect you from the virus while only giving you rectal cancer as a side effect.

You want to believe that the article came from the Babylon Bee or the Onion.

Yet, we all know it didn't and it's true.

We don't know the long term side effects of this, how it will affect births, aging process or accelerate the entire process to an early grave. It's time Big Pharma gets handed it's ass and pays back the BILLIONS they stole with their spread, misinformation, stupid practices and infection of Mankind around the globe.

Anyone still thinking this is a good thing really needs to fully understand why the CDC, NIH and a host of alphabet companies thriving like vampires on your taxpaying dollars would alter the meaning of the word "vaccine" before they utter we should all get behind it. They fooled the world with their weaponization of flu strains, lied to us about the creation, told us to hunker down like rats for 14 days to flatten the "curve", follow the Science they screamed. Follow the Science. No, we should be opening up trials for Crimes against Humanity and holding those responsible to task for what they did to all of us.

F*****ck

Fauci

And

"Gain-of-Function" research g.o.n.e. BAD...

I have to agree with DMV - It would be nice if the article came from Babylon Bee or the Onion, unfortunately every word in that article is likely 100% true.

The experiment failed and succeeded.

Failed: the vaccine really doesn't work all that well.
Success: With a government propaganda, media blitz, and huge corporations... they can scare the $hit out of people and get them to submit to stupid $hit and turn them against friends and families.

Masks, social distancing, mandated vaccines that have little benefit, put businesses out of business, put people out of work so they have to rely on the government to feed them free money tell them what they can and can't do.

Anyone remember the stupid $hit they mandated? Beyond the masking and double and triple masks (which is false security). How about these real world scare tactics...
- Remember the stickers on the isles of a supermarket for one way walking traffic? As if you could catch the Rona by walking the wrong way down an isle.
- Remember the Karen's that would give you the stink eye and even report you to store management if you didn't comply with the shopping isle traffic signs?
- Remember the push for tracking individuals who have or have not received the vax through an app on your phone? Willingly sign up for them to track you?
- Remember shutting down state parks, city play grounds and even dog parks because they said that you could catch the Rona by simply being outside?

Granted, millions of people died earlier than expected but most of them had other issues that made them more susceptible to the virus like poor hygiene and preexisting conditions. Doing a lock down and forcing everyone to shelter in place for how ever months probably didn't help much either. Think retirement communities and nursing homes where the virus was allowed to fester and spread among the elderly because they were locked into a closed environment.

Facts are that about 99% of the people that caught the Rona are still alive. Facts are, the vaccine is not very effective. Facts are natural immunity is better than the experimental shots that were and are still given out.

I'd provide some sources to back up this argument but most people are to ignorant to understand it. It's all out there to see if you Google it. (this is what I was told by the "experts" when some folks challenged them to back up their claims that they spewed during this whole boondoggle).

Also notice that most of the folks that claimed to be Rona experts at that time don't post here anymore to defend their claims after beating down those that challenged them.

Follow the science.

Exactly who was beaten down?

"Beaten" might be a stretch of the word, but you were right in the fray defending the insanity Robert. All of the "Follow the Science", get the jab, wear your mask and all of the buffoonery to make what not only I but a slew of others had to say and question about the way the Covid-1984 played out. All of the laughing, the showing us the "data" and the quotes from the Nazi bastards that steamrolled over the Constitution, used government agencies never designed to mandate a damned thing and taxpayer money to force compliance? That doesn't ring a bell? It happened. The posts are here. I personally wouldn't use the word beaten because for those people that were proven wrong, they have to live with it, their attitudes towards their fellow man, the adherence of the Constitution, their expertises and still do with their widdle masks still struggling with it all. The rest of the people that didn't wallow on their knees and actually stood up and questioned this mess...I'm not going to say vindication, but it sure feels close to it. The lines were drawn and if you want to still deny it, that's on you.

Pepperidge Farms remembers.

Maybe not beaten down exactly, but shamed by reality.

Some people just can't get with the fact that they were suckered by politicians, bureaucrats, and their corporate scheming donors that are not selfless servants of the people but are just self-serving power-mad control freaks, and greedy lowlifes.
Government attracts such people and the bigger the government the more that are attracted.

It is truly a form of Stockholm Syndrome when people keep believing that their political class oppressors have their best interests at heart.

#7 DMV

"pepperidge farm remembers"

LMMFAO !!!

YOU got me good 👍🤣🤣🤣🤣👁️