Poll Question: Who you gonna call?
MACS
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3 years ago
You’re in a life or death situation. You have only 30 seconds to make one phone call to tell someone where & how to rescue you. But instead of you making the call, you have to hand the phone over to one of two people. Which one do you choose?
MACS
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3 years ago
Think about it. One is in the Senate now and the other is the leader of the free frickin' world.

What in God's name has become of our country?
Sunoverbeach
3 years ago
If I got time to hand a phone over, I have time to tell Siri to send help
MACS
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3 years ago

If I got time to hand a phone over, I have time to tell Siri to send help

Sunoverbeach wrote:



Pretend you're Frankie and ya got a flip phone.

Bonus - you got a big schlong! Let's hope you live long enough to impress the wife!
JadeRose
3 years ago
I think I'm gonna start calling you Ray Jr.
Sunoverbeach
3 years ago
Well, chit. If I impress her much more than I already do, I don't think her heart could take it
Mr. Jones
3 years ago
None of the above...

Or

I'd call "Mr. Wizard and Tennessee Tuxedo as backup"

Bwuhahahaha!!! 😂😂🤦🤦Ask Frankj1 the code sentence to contact Mr. Wizard ..he knows it by heart...
Ask Eeeeemmmmm'...
frankj1
3 years ago

Pretend you're Frankie and ya got a flip phone.

Bonus - you got a big schlong! Let's hope you live long enough to impress the wife!

MACS wrote:


as you know, I love you.
Thank you for your service too.
But my mind equates this op with belittling a paraplegic for not being able to rescue me from a fire.
frankj1
3 years ago

None of the above...

Or

I'd call "Mr. Wizard and Tennessee Tuxedo as backup"

Bwuhahahaha!!! 😂😂🤦🤦Ask Frankj1 the code sentence to contact Mr. Wizard ..he knows it by heart...
Ask Eeeeemmmmm'...

Mr. Jones wrote:


when Tudor the Turtle calls out "Help, Mr. Wizard! I don't wanna be in tranny Summer camp anymore!"... I am ready with the chant.
MACS
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3 years ago

as you know, I love you.
Thank you for your service too.
But my mind equates this op with belittling a paraplegic for not being able to rescue me from a fire.

frankj1 wrote:



All well and good... but that paraplegic is running our country.

ALleGedly.
MACS
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3 years ago

I think I'm gonna start calling you Ray Jr.

JadeRose wrote:



Okay. Am I sposta give a flying fkuc?
frankj1
3 years ago

All well and good... but that paraplegic is running our country.

ALleGedly.

MACS wrote:


no sweat.
Peace.
8trackdisco
3 years ago
Fetterman- as a person who thinks he is destined for a stroke, I need to watch my tongue. Am not sure he
could get our location out in the 30 seconds you describe, so he’s out.

Biden- he could make the call, but by the time he gets done saying For Gods sake, LGBTQ?! Black, Brown and people of color. The 30 seconds is up and I’m dead there too.

Everyone wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die. I’m good to go whenever. Sooner rather than later. Heaven awaits.

The more I think about the question you pose, the more I want to select Both.

Imagine the comedy during that last half minute.
JadeRose
3 years ago

Okay. Am I sposta give a flying fkuc?

MACS wrote:




Not at all, RJ. I just find it odd that a person that moved from a place that he hated (don't blame you there...I'd rather live in Missouri any day than live in California) to a place he seems to love (happy for you, btw) would make posts that seem to be getting MORE bitter rather than less. Just an observance. Nothing more.
MACS
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3 years ago
As long as our country as a whole is headed in the wrong direction, I'll voice my displeasure. Pedo Joe and Fetterdouche are part of the problem.

BuckyB93
3 years ago
^
I agree with this. I don't care what your party affiliation is. I try not to look at any special symbol in front of their name and try to digest the platform they stand on. I think our country has taken a turn for the worse in the past few years. It's pretty sad.

I feel like I need to apologize to my kids for the mess we have created and one that they will inherent.
DrMaddVibe
3 years ago

^
I agree with this. I don't care what your party affiliation is. I try not to look at any special symbol in front of their name and try to digest the platform they stand on. I think our country has taken a turn for the worse in the past few years. It's pretty sad.

I feel like I need to apologize to my kids for the mess we have created and one that they will inherent.

BuckyB93 wrote:



You don't owe them crap.

Keep on doing what you're doing. It's only when you get older that you really can traject the damage the DNC has had on America. Youth lines up for their crap. They're pliable puddy for their lies. The elders that still peddle it...they already know and are willing conspirators. They bought in for the backend. Unions and promises for future wealth...they damaged the legacy their children built upon. Then, it's too late.

The DNC is a terrorist organization.
DrMaddVibe
3 years ago

Not at all, RJ. I just find it odd that a person that moved from a place that he hated (don't blame you there...I'd rather live in Missouri any day than live in California) to a place he seems to love (happy for you, btw) would make posts that seem to be getting MORE bitter rather than less. Just an observance. Nothing more.

JadeRose wrote:



You're in control of your own destiny. Begrudging anyone else? That's some kinda programming crap going on. Nobody is wired like you except for you. Stepping back and seeing where you've been wrong and right...that's your own journey. Mileage may vary. When you want to advocate lockdowns and mandates though...you're a heartbeat away from some Nazi crap.
Sunoverbeach
3 years ago
We never wash our belts, but they are one of the first things we touch after wiping our butts.
RayR
3 years ago

We never wash our belts, but they are one of the first things we touch after wiping our butts.

Sunoverbeach wrote:



Yer like an esoteric philosopher or something. 🌫
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