tarheel4lyf
Sunday, December 22, 2002 9:50:00 PM
The Best of the Worst Country Song Titles

Drop Kick Me Jesus Through The Goal Posts of Life

Get Your Biscuits In The Oven And Your Buns In The Bed

Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth 'Cause I'm Kissing You Goodbye

Her Body Couldn't Keep You Off My Mind

Her Teeth Were Stained, But Her Heart Was Pure

How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?

How Can You Believe Me When I Say I Love You When You Know I've Been A Liar All My Life?

How Come Your Dog Don't Bite Nobody But Me

I Aint No Cowboy I Just Found This Hat

I Can't Get Over You, So Why Don't You Get Under Me?

I Changed Her Oil, She Changed My Life

I Don' t Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling

I Fell In A Pile Of You And Got Love All Over Me

I Flushed You From The Toilets Of My Heart

I Got In At 2 With A 10 And Woke Up At 10 With A 2

I Got Tears in my Ears from Lying On My Back Crying In My Pillow Over You

I Keep Forgettin' I Forgot About You

I May Be Used But Baby I Ain't Used Up

I Still Miss You, Baby, But My Aim's Gettin' Better

I Wish I Were In Dixie Tonight, But She's Out Of Town

I Would Have Wrote You A Letter, But I Couldn't Spell Yuck!

I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dawg Fight, Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win

I'd Rather Have A Bottle in Front of Me Than A Frontal Lobotomy

I'm Just A Bug On The Windshield Of Life

I'm So Miserable Without You, It's Like Having You Here

I'm The Only Hell Mama Ever Raised

I've Got The Hungries For Your Love And I'm Waiting In Your Welfare Line

If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You

If Love Were Oil, I'd Be A Quart Low

If My Nose Were Full of Nickels, I'd Blow It All On You

If The Phone Don't Ring, Baby, You'll Know It's Me

If Whiskey Was A Woman I'd Be Married for Sure

If You Don't Leave Me Alone, I'll Go And Find Someone Else Who Will

If You Leave Me, Can I Come Too?

My Cow Just Died So Don't Gimme No Bull

My Every Day Silver Is Plastic

My John Deere Was Breaking Your Field, While Your Dear John Was Breaking My Heart

My Uncle Used to Love Me But She Died

My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, And I Sure Do Miss Him

Pardon Me, I've Got Someone To Kill

She Got The Gold Mine And I Got The Shaft

She Got The Ring And I Got The Finger

Sleeping Single In A Double Bed

Thank God and Greyhound She's Gone

I Hate Every Bone In Your Body Except Mine

When You Leave Walk Out Backwards, So I'll Think You're Walking In

You Were Only A Splinter As I Slid Down The Bannister Of Life

You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly

RICKAMAVEN
Tuesday, December 24, 2002 1:01:00 AM
you forgot the old standard

get off the table mabel

the two bucks is for the beer

pgatour00
Tuesday, December 24, 2002 4:34:00 AM
I heard if you play that one backwards your dead dog rises and your ex-wife invites you back home for a threesome. haha
RICKAMAVEN
Tuesday, December 24, 2002 6:23:00 AM
hey, i'm open, but not with my resurrected dead dog.
DrMaddVibe
Wednesday, December 25, 2002 2:34:00 PM
I was going to break into the C&W music business. I had a 45 cut that had my song "She was 3'2" and I was nuts over her." The flipside had "If I was a hammer, I'd nail your ass."

Needless to say, there's still money to be made in the bar circuits!