If assuming Santa is living in the U.S. what if his smoke of choice and why? I think it would be a Santa Damiana for obvious reasons.

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He will be out of US airspace long enough to enjoy a couple of them!

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Reindeer rockets!

Good question. When I look at the kind of Christmas presents I rate it's like jolly ol Santa don't notice how very very good I've been. "Hey Santa, whata you been smoking?"

I bet he smokes a crack pipe so he can deal with Mrs. Claus and all those f#$%^g elves.

Santa has a long white beard, he's a pacifist.

Santa wears a red suit, he's a communist.

I wonder what he's smoking in his pipe?

Frank Zappa

Whatever he wants! LOL
have a very Merry Christmas everyone!
RJ

Cuban....shmooban...Santa's got his own blend. Smooth as North Pole ice, and strong enough to make reindeer fly. Hey, those elves can make anything. (LOL)

...if my memory serves me it was a burl with Flying Dutchman, but that was years ago and he might have changed.

If we are to believe Clement Moore in his "A Vist From St. Nicholas", commonly known as "Twas The Night Before Christmas", Santa smokes a pipe, not a cigar ...

"The stump of a pipe he held tight in his teeth,
And the smoke it encircled his head like a wreath;"

Though we are not told what sort of blend Santa might be putting in that pipe ...

Impressive SteveS. I read that to my kids before they went to sleep. Interesting little Bio on Mr. Moore too.

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