Everyone sing along...
How about an autographed photo of Jesus?
Charlie
http://www.shipoffools.com/Gadgets/Kitschmas02/index.html
"I could go a hundred miles an hour, as long as I got the Almighty Power..."
Come on... you all know the words !!
http://www.catholicsupply.com/christmas/hockey.html
Try these
http://www.busynestonline.com/busynest/assets/product_images/product_lib/33000-33999/33202.jpg
http://www.mcphee.com/enlightenment/current/10746.html
http://www.templeofblackjesus.com/figure.html
;-)
ps. Jesus smokes a pipe.
He woulda been a Copenhagen kind of guy. Gotta have both hands free helping his step-dad at the shop.