When white man found this land, Indians were running it:
* No Taxes
* No Debt
* Plenty Buffalo
* Plenty Beaver
* Women did most of the work
* See Medicine Man for free
* Indian men hunted and fished all the time

White man dumb enough to think he could improve system like that!!

Enjoy
Hog

but they didn't have a flag.

No they Had Headress made from Feather's and War Paint

Hog

Forgot they didn't have any laws against smoking cigars

John

right Jg, or the pipe.. as matter fact they even make carvings to promote Cigars and Pipes...

Hog

You forgot to mention that most of the time the women went around almost naked. Must have been a great time to live! 😉

and they weren't grossly obese like many are today......

Do you know what fat women and mopeds have in common?
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.They're both fun to ride until your friends see them on them.

They ran herds of buffalo off cliffs and let their carcasses rot in the sun. The raided each others villages, burned the tepees and raped the women, and scalped each other. They buried their enemies in hot sand, poured honey over them and let the ants take days to kill them. Farther south they killed and ate their enemies, shrunk their heads and impaled them on poles. Other than a few minor idiosycrasies like that, however, they were generally one with nature and lived in harmony with mother earth. This is not to say the European was an improvement. Only to say it is complete reverse bigotry to think one man is different from another.

"He needed his head shrunk"

That is the original quote the the Texas variation was derived from "He needed killin"