tailgater
Tuesday, March 18, 2003 9:03:00 AM
EARTHQUAKE IN FRANCE March 18, 2003.

Today it was reported that severe earthquakes have occurred in 10 different locations in France. The severity was measured in excess of 10 on the Richter Scale.

The cause was the 56,681 dead American soldiers buried in French soil rolling over in their graves.

According to the American Battle Monuments Commission there are:

26,255 Yankee dead from World War I buried in 4 cemeteries in France.

30,426 American dead from World War II buried in 6 cemeteries in France.

These 56,681 brave American heroes died in their youth to liberate a country which is guilty of shameful unspeakable behavior in the 21st century. May the United States of America never forget their sacrifice as we find ways to forcefully deal with the Godforsaken unappreciative, forgetful country of France!

Charlie
Tuesday, March 18, 2003 11:42:00 AM
Screw the French!

Charlie

RDC
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Tuesday, March 18, 2003 11:45:00 AM
No thanks, they don't use deoderant and the women don't shave under their arm pits.
JonR
Tuesday, March 18, 2003 1:38:00 PM
After iraq why not france, just a thought. JonR
usahog
Tuesday, March 18, 2003 1:55:00 PM
JonR, I think France knows once the United States gets in there (Iraq) and see's all the France War Parts and such... they may be added to the List as well...Now the Truth is about to be Told!!!

Hog

Homebrew
Tuesday, March 18, 2003 2:02:00 PM
IMHO,

I think IRAN is next in line, but should probably be first.

Later

Homebrew

usahog
Tuesday, March 18, 2003 2:11:00 PM
my Money's on Syria first then Iran... I am just saying when we (the US) start finding all these French made parts... well who can say...

Hog

Homebrew
Tuesday, March 18, 2003 2:26:00 PM
Possibly,

But a lot of high ranking ALQAADA ASHOLES are known to be hiding in IRAN.

Be interesting to see.

Later

Homebrew