Ok, the polls are now open. Vote for your favorite fatass condidate. Here is the how it will work.

One vote per screen name will be counted toward the total vote. Victor and I are recused from voting due to our personal involvement in the contest.

The polls close @ 6:00 PM Central Time Sunday evening.

Just a vote is fine, but if you want to explain your vote, please do so.

Everyone has their own reason for voting. Some are one issue voters (gimme the fatest guy). Others will want to vote for the person that exemplifies the whole fatass lifestyle. Perhaps a combo of fatness, laziness, attitude, and/or overall physical disrepair.

The accounting firm of "Victor" (I can't count, and have the inside track on winning the Cbid Dumbass Contest if it ever happens) will make the final count and announce the winner.

The winner will get......... um............












Something between the categories of "Nothing" and "Something". The prize committee has been meeting behind the scenes.

We'll figure something out.

Remember, one vote per screen name. Enjoy!

Can we get a list of the final 'condidates'?

Sure thing #2.

From Mississippi. His underpants are called Mississippi Mudflaps................ Mattie B.


From KC. Slathered in BBQ sauce, Gaining weight at the pace of the national debt............ Teedubya.


From the Pacific NW, the man that isn't hired on a retainer, becuase its always caked with food................ Pacman 357.

Those are the guys chasing the prize.... slowwwwwwwly.

^LOL. Dude, you are having waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too much fun with this.

If I may suggest...either disqualify all of us finalists (we can't hang onto the voting levers with our greasy fingers anyway) or just tabulated a vote for ourselves for each of the three of us. Settle that issue up front. Obviously either move would have the same effect.

Otherwise, TW is so confused about his sexualit...er, transferrence, he'd accidentally end up voting for me or Mattie and become even more despondent than his search for his missing willy has apparently left him.

BTW, Mrs. Pacman brought home three XL pizzas for dinner, loaded with different toppings.


I just wonder what she's having for dinner.


Gotta talk with her again about the dessert, too. No cinnamon sticks, brownies, etc. I'd be pretty ticked off if I hadn't stopped on the way home and picked up some banana cream pies.

Good point.


Pacman357, Teedubya, and Mattie B. sign-ins are recused from the voting.

My vote is for the Red Squirrel!!!!!



MATTIE B

looks like i am teh first voter.

PACMAN

i like tw...he makes me laugh HARD! but i do not think he is as big as me...otherwise he would be more fun. has the makings of a true great fatass...perhaps he will get my vote next year.

mattie B...sounds like a fat guy...he truly does. i have nothing against him. just did not get the screen time as the other participants...maybe had the friends of mattie b paid for more air time (ironically one of the reasons i shot him down).

pacman...he is what fatasses strive to be--rich, successful, and an ASS (fat or not), but not irritatingly so. he makes me think "if only i could get up out of this couch, i could BE something.....seriously, honey, help me out of this couch...it is sunken in over here...honey, honey! forget it, can i get some doritos, CSI is coming on." if only...

I wasted, er, spent the last little while getting caught up on all this Fat@ss-itude...

...and I hereby vote for pacman357.

(I could be way off, but he just seemed like the strongest candidate least likely to go off his meds and beat someone to death with a freshly-gnawed brontosaurus bone.)

And now after performing that grueling bit of CBid civic duty, I'm going to go eat some sweet potato pie.

(Aw, hell, who am I kidding? "Some"? Let's call it "a.")

ScottHar

TW may not be the fattest but he ate, I mean has, the whole package.

TW

Mr. Tw eats package? That is more than somewhat disgusting. (Not that there is anything wrong with that). Well, I guess there should always be an alternative candidate.

ROFLMA, BEAVE! been a while man! how are ya? how is june and the clan?

ummm welll

at the risk of losing, I want to make it clear that one thing I will not eat is package.

I also must protest pacman campaigning at the polling site.

The ragin' Cajun gets another vote. Mattie B fat, fer shewer.

i vote for this guy

http://www.bremenonline.org/landmarks/img/reh1.gif 

I vote for Mattie B since he sent me ham.

Since Mattie B sent Andy ham I will vote for him too.

LOL! ERIK!!

I am torn between pacman & Burgie.
One steps on the scales and it says to be continued.
The other rents shade.

Need to see a photo of pacman. Otherwise leaning towards Burgie.

I thought Burgess was out because he can walk.

Actually...........my vote for Mattie B has nothing to do with the aforementioned gift.........I have reviewed this campaign and am simply casting my vote for the best candidate.

May the best ham win.