Isn't it great to again have an ethnic group to bash? Years of PC have made me hungry for times like these.

Five surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients to operate on.

The first surgeon says, "I like to see accountants on my operating table, because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered."

The second responds, "Yeah, but you should try electricians. Everything inside them is color-coded."

The third surgeon says, "No, I really think librarians are the best; everything inside them is in alphabetical order."

The fourth surgeon chimes in: "You know, I like construction workers. They understand when you have a few parts left over at the end and when the job takes longer than you said it would."

But the fifth surgeon shuts them all up when he observes: "The French are by far the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no balls and no spine. Plus the head and ass are interchangeable."

LMAO....


Charlie

Ditto... LMAO

Keep these coming 🙂

OK.

A long time ago, Britain and France were at war. During one battle, the French captured an English major. Taking the major to their headquarters, the French general began to question him.

The French general asked, "Why do you English officers all wear red coats? Do you not you know that the red material makes you easy targets?

In his English manner, the major informed the general that the reason English officers wear red coats is so that if they are shot, the blood will not show and the men they are leading will not panic.

And that is why from that day forward, all French Army officers wear brown pants.

ROFLMAO ...

LLT thats a couple of good ones! Hehe!!

Mag