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Explanation of daylight saving time .............
thurson Offline
#1 Posted:
Joined: 06-26-2004
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When told the reason for daylight saving time the old Indian said...
'Only a white man would believe that you could cut a foot off the top of a blanket and sew it to the bottom of a blanket and have a longer blanket.'
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ARN Offline
#2 Posted:
Joined: 10-14-2005
Posts: 11,393
and we still believe it.....
It's the real cause of global warming you know.lol
ARN Offline
#3 Posted:
Joined: 10-14-2005
Posts: 11,393
and we still believe it.....
It's the real cause of global warming you know.lol
Wyteyes Offline
#4 Posted:
Joined: 01-03-2005
Posts: 2,413
Arkansas Democrat-Gazette Northwest Edition
Posted on Monday, April 16, 2007

You may have noticed that March of this year was particularly hot. As a matter of fact, I understand that it was the hottest March since the beginning of the last century. All of the trees were fully leafed out and legions of bugs and snakes were crawling around during a time in Arkansas when, on a normal year, we might see a snowflake or two. This should come as no surprise to any reasonable person. As you know, Daylight Saving Time started almost a month early this year. You would think that members of Congress would have considered the warming effect that an extra hour of daylight would have on our climate. Or did they ? Perhaps this is another plot by a liberal Congress to make us believe that global warming is a real threat. Perhaps next time there should be serious studies performed before Congress passes laws with such far-reaching effects.
?CONNIE M. MESKIMEN / Hot Springs
Big_Bear Offline
#5 Posted:
Joined: 09-27-2008
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I hate DST cause it fades my carpet faster.
ARN Offline
#6 Posted:
Joined: 10-14-2005
Posts: 11,393
^I was just kidding here. I almost spit my coffe out on my keyboard.....
WOW just WOW.....

Yesterday I could not spell congressman today I are one....
thurson Offline
#7 Posted:
Joined: 06-26-2004
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Hey John! Is that the same congressperson that locked herself out of her convertible with the top down?
njstone Offline
#8 Posted:
Joined: 07-17-2008
Posts: 6,456
#4--that was so funny, lol. Some people are so eager to blame others for the world's (and their own) problems that they don't even stop to use their brains in the process.
Propadope61 Offline
#9 Posted:
Joined: 11-23-2008
Posts: 10,952
The rooster still crows at sunup an hits the roost at sundown
thurson Offline
#10 Posted:
Joined: 06-26-2004
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Oops, I misread. She isn't a congressperson, she just talks like one!
pgje51 Offline
#11 Posted:
Joined: 01-13-2006
Posts: 5,013
Not sure if it effectively increases or decreases the THC level in my bud.
PecanPi1 Offline
#12 Posted:
Joined: 03-17-2004
Posts: 3,885
Longer days mean I don't hafta get outta bed so often to pee at night.
Those of you who'll grow up to experience enlarged prostates will find shortened nights a godsend.

Or just keep a mason jar by the bed.
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