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Cousin_Eddie Offline
#301 Posted: Wed, Jul 9 2008, 11:07 AM EST
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I'm not ashamed of mine, but she might be of me.
Goathead50 Offline
#302 Posted: Wed, Jul 9 2008, 11:12 AM EST
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298. ****
Goathead50 Offline
#303 Posted: Wed, Jul 9 2008, 11:16 AM EST
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Beyder28 Offline
#304 Posted: Wed, Jul 9 2008, 11:17 AM EST
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302. your wife probably looks like godzilla but I bet you are still kind hearted enough to let her sleep inside the trailer with you.
daveincincy Offline
#305 Posted: Wed, Jul 9 2008, 11:18 AM EST
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Goathead wanted know if you will want to compare **** pics as well to continue to size yourself up. Money, wife/girlfriend, etc.
teedubbya Offline
#306 Posted: Wed, Jul 9 2008, 11:19 AM EST
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I'm proud of my wife but she would shoot me if I ever posted a picture of her in here. She doesn't want people to know she is with me.

My sister (much like yours) wouldn't have a real issue though.

at least we won't have to wonder which feature comes from which parent
Goathead50 Offline
#307 Posted: Wed, Jul 9 2008, 11:19 AM EST
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302 you are nothing but a big mouth bitch!!!
Fallen Angel Offline
#308 Posted: Wed, Jul 9 2008, 11:19 AM EST
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She's very beautiful! You guys make a great looking couple!
Beyder28 Offline
#309 Posted: Wed, Jul 9 2008, 11:19 AM EST
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She's got a nice beard! and I bet your friends call you Stevie Wonder behind your back. lol.
Goathead50 Offline
#310 Posted: Wed, Jul 9 2008, 11:20 AM EST
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307 for 304!!!
teedubbya Offline
#311 Posted: Wed, Jul 9 2008, 11:21 AM EST
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#308.... his sister is beautiful... no doubt.
Beyder28 Offline
#312 Posted: Wed, Jul 9 2008, 11:22 AM EST
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Goat, this is classic, you are actually talking to yourself now! why dont you shave your mom's beard and then we'll talk.
Goathead50 Offline
#313 Posted: Wed, Jul 9 2008, 11:23 AM EST
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304 I got godzilla hangin. butt lick.
Beyder28 Offline
#314 Posted: Wed, Jul 9 2008, 11:24 AM EST
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BTW is goathead a reference to your sexuality??
teedubbya Offline
#315 Posted: Wed, Jul 9 2008, 11:24 AM EST
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ya gotta admit

that right there was funny
Goathead50 Offline
#316 Posted: Wed, Jul 9 2008, 11:25 AM EST
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You would not make a greasy spot on the floor. You little worm. nuff said to this sad little man!
DrafterX Offline
#317 Posted: Wed, Jul 9 2008, 11:25 AM EST
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damn... this is going no where good fast..
wait I got a quote from SteveR somewhere that will fix everything...
sloth Offline
#318 Posted: Wed, Jul 9 2008, 11:26 AM EST
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Wow, when people start quoting lines from My Cousin Vinny you know things are gonna get serious!
Beyder28 Offline
#319 Posted: Wed, Jul 9 2008, 11:29 AM EST
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ok goat, dont get all worked up just cause your too big for your trailer and you havent shaven your mom/wife in a while. Them razors are expensive.
teedubbya Offline
#320 Posted: Wed, Jul 9 2008, 11:30 AM EST
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ok that one not so much

thus bringing the funny one down to average
Beyder28 Offline
#321 Posted: Wed, Jul 9 2008, 11:32 AM EST
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Im the little worm that got inside the big goat head. ohhh...that sounds dirty. I think I just made love to you from behind but your used to getting it from goats so im sure your pretty loose back there.
teedubbya Offline
#322 Posted: Wed, Jul 9 2008, 11:32 AM EST
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funny part is... and admittedly I have not read the whole thread

is most everyone thinks this is a beautiful girl, but after seeing your personality shine through as well as your ugly mug (assuming this is you) we come to the conclusion the only way an attractive woman would hang with you is if she was forced to by birth.

its actually a complement
Goathead50 Offline
#323 Posted: Wed, Jul 9 2008, 11:32 AM EST
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OK. It's alright man. This photo is just a photo shopped picture of you and you in drag. Your not fooling anyone.
teedubbya Offline
#324 Posted: Wed, Jul 9 2008, 11:33 AM EST
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I do have to say their facial features are almost exactly the same..... incest is the best sex relatively speaking
daveincincy Offline
#325 Posted: Wed, Jul 9 2008, 11:34 AM EST
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Why would you insult someone like that Beyder? Does that mean you are insecure yourself like you accuse others of being? I hope your wife has enough self-esteem to hold her when you feel she's "letting herself go."
Beyder28 Offline
#326 Posted: Wed, Jul 9 2008, 11:34 AM EST
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I think the goat sucked your little brain right from your little wiener.
Charlie Offline
#327 Posted: Wed, Jul 9 2008, 11:34 AM EST
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We may soon see the end to this fabled and hilarious thread....Beyder and his ghosts against the world.

I do not understand all the defensive posturing by beyder and his attacks at the posters. But to each their own.

Charlie
Beyder28 Offline
#328 Posted: Wed, Jul 9 2008, 11:35 AM EST
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you think its ironic that TeeDubya stands for "The Waste?"
teedubbya Offline
#329 Posted: Wed, Jul 9 2008, 11:37 AM EST
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not really irony.... maybe destiny

I'm tellin ya .... I think she is pretty, and neither appears to have an adams apple
DrafterX Offline
#330 Posted: Wed, Jul 9 2008, 11:37 AM EST
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Beyder have you met CROS? He's the biggest badest BOTL in these parts and he doesn't take kindly to outsiders bashing his friends... walk lightly my friend... he may be lurking about..
Beyder28 Offline
#331 Posted: Wed, Jul 9 2008, 11:38 AM EST
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Dave, how could I have low self esteem when there are people like yourself in this world? you live in a trailer, and call one of your farm animals your wife? Give it a rest and go feed your wife some hay.
SteveR@CigarBid Offline
#332 Posted: Wed, Jul 9 2008, 11:38 AM EST
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Just curious. Why compare your wife to others? She's a good looking woman. But, compared to my wife, I wouldn't give her the time of day. I love my wife, and she's the most beautiful person I know. I could care less what others think, and certainly wouldn't post pictures to simply prove that she is beautiful. I doubt anybody cares to post a picture of their wives because I doubt anybody cares to compare them to yours, or anyone elses. To them, they're more beautiful than yours. This isn't a 'my manhood is bigger than yours' or 'my humidor was more expensive than yours' game. Beauty is only skin deep.
teedubbya Offline
#333 Posted: Wed, Jul 9 2008, 11:40 AM EST
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Sven - THE most intelligent and accurate thing I have ever seen you type.... I agree 100%
teedubbya Offline
#334 Posted: Wed, Jul 9 2008, 11:40 AM EST
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cept the part about YOUR wife... mine is hotter
PecanPi1 Offline
#335 Posted: Wed, Jul 9 2008, 11:40 AM EST
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Fearutes = uh, I'm not sure.
Fear Utes = okay, maybe.
Fear Apaches = you bet.
Fear Comanches = ditto.
Fear Cleveland Indians = bwahahahahaha

Regardless of whether the lady pictured is your GF or wife or sister, she posesses a world-class bosom. You cannot take that away from her.
MrsSledn Offline
#336 Posted: Wed, Jul 9 2008, 11:41 AM EST
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Rock on Steve!

But, Melissa is a beautiful woman. Not only her looks either.
Beyder28 Offline
#337 Posted: Wed, Jul 9 2008, 11:42 AM EST
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Steve, if you start from the beginning of the thread, you will see that I did not post a picture of my wife to show how beautiful she is. I was simply posting a pic of me and my loved one on vacation, enjoying one of the great cigars I purchased from you. Then some asked me to post more pics which I did not knowing that it all would be taken out of context with others saying I was posting to show off.
SteveR@CigarBid Offline
#338 Posted: Wed, Jul 9 2008, 11:43 AM EST
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This just reminds me of when I declined the posts of her in lingerie. Is she your wife or a trophy? Pictures of her in lingerie simply do not belong on the internet, let alone this forum. She's not an object and deserves respect. If they do belong on the internet, bring it to swingers.com.
teedubbya Offline
#339 Posted: Wed, Jul 9 2008, 11:43 AM EST
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PI

although someone may have given it to her
sloth Offline
#340 Posted: Wed, Jul 9 2008, 11:44 AM EST
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335

"I CAN!", SAYS TIME.
SteveR@CigarBid Offline
#341 Posted: Wed, Jul 9 2008, 11:44 AM EST
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Thank you Cathy. It takes one to know one ;)
teedubbya Offline
#342 Posted: Wed, Jul 9 2008, 11:44 AM EST
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institutional mammory begs to differ wit ya beydar

and I still think your sister is hot but you pimping her pictures is not
grmcooper Offline
#343 Posted: Wed, Jul 9 2008, 11:45 AM EST
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LMAO!!!!!
teedubbya Offline
#344 Posted: Wed, Jul 9 2008, 11:45 AM EST
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all this talk of objectifying women and sisters is starting to make me feel kinda dirty all over
Cousin_Eddie Offline
#345 Posted: Wed, Jul 9 2008, 11:46 AM EST
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"337. Author: Beyder28 Date: 07/09/2008 04:42 PM Reply
Steve, if you start from the beginning of the thread, you will see that I did not post a picture of my wife to show how beautiful she is. I was simply posting a pic of me and my loved one on vacation, enjoying one of the great cigars I purchased from you. Then some asked me to post more pics which I did not knowing that it all would be taken out of context with others saying I was posting to show off."

Now come on you really didn't think they would be misconstrued? I find that hard to believe I mean really. I wouldn't dare post a picture of my wife wearing a top like that and not expect the topic to be anything but about her chest.


Beyder28 Offline
#346 Posted: Wed, Jul 9 2008, 11:47 AM EST
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The only reason I think anyone here would even think of me pimpin her out is because you yourself is a low down, dirty person. I thought of it as just a picture just like many other post with their cigars, boats, friends, family, etc.
daveincincy Offline
#347 Posted: Wed, Jul 9 2008, 11:52 AM EST
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Will Beyder's wife (sister?) continue to stay up to his standards after 3, 5, 10 years of marriage? You can't just polish a trophy like that and make it all better...well, medical science has made some great strides over the years. Will Beyder be able to suppress his jealousy when other guys ogle the sight of her cleavage in public? Will he let her wear a 2-piece swimsuit at the beach when he is not there by her side? Stay tuned...
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