I'm not gonna reread this thread, but I have reason to believe I am the original Elmer tout...and now I seem to be unable to find it around here. So sad because it was plentiful and cheap, and I love it.
Though clearly asking for help, I will not allow freebies. If anyone can find a bottle or two, I would want to know what he/she would take in trade before accepting help. There must be something unavailable to whoever you are that I could get and trade...