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frankj1 Offline
#1 Posted: Sat, May 21 2016, 5:13 PM EST
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the house begins a-rockin'!!!

Jamie/ZRX may be the funniest guy I never met, and he has supplied further proof that I am truly "Like A Idiot"!

Despite Z dropping clues all over here, I never saw it coming. Sort of like the texter getting squashed by the bus in a busy intersection, I must navigate these boards with my head down. Seems like Conan was in on this, not sure what other azzhats were involved

First out of the LFR, 22 oz's of what I just know will be right in my wheelhouse, a bottle of Dark Muse Imperial Stout by Worthy Brewing out of Bend, OR. This will not have long to wait before consumption, even dieters need rewards or why try so hard? Pretty sure you sent me a Vanilla by the same people, no? That was a great brew.

Next was a beautiful bottle of a Plantation rum that I'd never seen in person. Z and I posted in the rum thread and this had been mentioned so be warned...Jamie takes notes! This version is the Old Reserve (2001) Jamaican Old Artisanal, did I say that right? Tasting begins very soon. VERY soon.

As anyone who knows Z would expect, the requisite array of hysterically disgusting sex related products hitched a ride. I have big plans for the glow-in-the-dark condom (OK, little plans), and intend to serve up a bowl of the Dickorice (black licorice) candy to our closest friends next time they come over. And the gloves, not one but a pair! The rest of the unmentionables will be given to my future ex-wife, the Lovely Caren, who will peer at me and proclaim that "you and your as-if friends are just a bunch of overgrown eighth grade boys" to which I will reply, "thank you".

And now the BIG NEWS...Fuzzy is in Da House! I have no idea how I became The Chosen One, but I am not worthy. Seriously I am not worthy. Jamie included a handwritten note, one side was a lovely poem about the butt plug, the other side instructed me that I MUST post a pic of Fuzzy attending a herf with me. Plans are already underway and the herf picture opportunity will likely take place in about a month.

Jamie, when I removed Fuzz from his zip lock bag, I nearly choked. Did I use it wrong?


HA!

I am overwhelmed, thank you.

Frank
dharbolt Offline
#2 Posted: Sat, May 21 2016, 5:19 PM EST
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Lol great write up!
danmdevries Offline
#3 Posted: Sat, May 21 2016, 5:21 PM EST
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Haaa!
ZRX1200 Offline
#4 Posted: Sat, May 21 2016, 5:29 PM EST
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If he gets stuck, just squeeze your knees together and sneeze!

Actually THREE BOTL helped out, but they'll remain anonymous (well 2 anyways). Maybe the other 2 can help you with the rum......

Appreciate your humor, and your posts my friend. This here place needs balance.
jackconrad Offline
#5 Posted: Sat, May 21 2016, 5:32 PM EST
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When he gets ta drinking he like to launch rockets!!Herfing
frankj1 Offline
#6 Posted: Sat, May 21 2016, 5:49 PM EST
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ZRX1200 wrote:
If he gets stuck, just squeeze your knees together and sneeze!

Actually THREE BOTL helped out, but they'll remain anonymous (well 2 anyways). Maybe the other 2 can help you with the rum......

Appreciate your humor, and your posts my friend. This here place needs balance.

I am here to learn.









Then I will take over, as is my destiny being the heir apparent to the Kingdom of the Libtards
teedubbya Offline
#7 Posted: Sat, May 21 2016, 8:41 PM EST
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It makes it all worth the walk of shame when I went in to but fuzz.
teedubbya Offline
#8 Posted: Sat, May 21 2016, 8:55 PM EST
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Buy not butt lol.
ZRX1200 Offline
#9 Posted: Sat, May 21 2016, 9:24 PM EST
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R-I-G-H-T........

Freud, paging Dr. Freud!
frankj1 Offline
#10 Posted: Sat, May 21 2016, 9:54 PM EST
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I shoulda known TW had a hand in this, so to speak.

one day you'll have to tell us the story of walking in to Le Sex Shoppe. What were you wearing?
delta1 Offline
#11 Posted: Sat, May 21 2016, 9:59 PM EST
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Dye the fuzz blue, and give it a Bernie do, if zrx left any on...
MACS Offline
#12 Posted: Sat, May 21 2016, 10:22 PM EST
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Applause Applause Applause Applause Applause
Palama Offline
#13 Posted: Sat, May 21 2016, 10:29 PM EST
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I know nothing, nothing, nothing... Liar
ZRX1200 Offline
#14 Posted: Sat, May 21 2016, 11:05 PM EST
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😇
teedubbya Offline
#15 Posted: Sat, May 21 2016, 11:13 PM EST
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Frank I was wearing the fishnet tank top bloody gifted me and women's thong underwear backwards with the strin looped around my shaft which is ironic because I was listening to iassic Hayes.

Fuzz came from Priscilla's sex shop originally.
teedubbya Offline
#16 Posted: Sat, May 21 2016, 11:15 PM EST
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I asked the lady at the front what the biggest butt plug they had was and she asked if I was getting bored with normal.
Whistlebritches Offline
#17 Posted: Sun, May 22 2016, 1:04 AM EST
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Frank........first and foremost I had nothing to do with this.

Secondly.........I had nothing to do with this.

Thirdly..........This fugging Alzheimer's is killing me.Butt when sitting with Fuzzy just remember Z has been there many times before.I'd recommend a bleach bath.
bgz Offline
#18 Posted: Sun, May 22 2016, 9:09 AM EST
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Whistlebritches wrote:
Frank........first and foremost I had nothing to do with this.

Secondly.........I had nothing to do with this.

Thirdly..........This fugging Alzheimer's is killing me.Butt when sitting with Fuzzy just remember Z has been there many times before.I'd recommend a bleach bath.



That'll make a blonde fuzzy, and we all know they have more fun!

I saw a bunch of the fuzz pictures, look like good times.
riverdog Offline
#19 Posted: Sun, May 22 2016, 9:19 AM EST
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teedubbya wrote:
......and she asked if I was getting bored with normal.

That horse got out of the barn a long time ago.Herfing

Good on youns. Frank deserves no less.Applause
frankj1 Offline
#20 Posted: Sun, May 22 2016, 10:23 AM EST
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I often claim I come here to learn, and I have learned two things in this thread alone:

1) Conan lies

B) Ron lies
Palama Offline
#21 Posted: Sun, May 22 2016, 12:19 PM EST
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frankj1 wrote:
I often claim I come here to learn, and I have learned two things in this thread alone:

1) Conan lies

B) Ron lies


What, me lie?













I'm sure you know where I got that from....
cacman Offline
#22 Posted: Sun, May 22 2016, 12:38 PM EST
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frankj1 wrote:
I often claim I come here to learn, and I have learned two things in this thread alone:

1) Conan lies

B) Ron lies

Oh... you where expecting the truth?

noob
edin508 Offline
#23 Posted: Sun, May 22 2016, 1:14 PM EST
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Wait a min. here, no cigars? Think
DrMaddVibe Offline
#24 Posted: Sun, May 22 2016, 1:28 PM EST
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BAWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!


Great hit!
JadeRose Offline
#25 Posted: Sun, May 22 2016, 2:06 PM EST
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Good Ol Fuzz. He spent some time at Casa Jade. I felt like he was a part of me. Maybe a little of me went with him on his travels.
tailgater Offline
#26 Posted: Sun, May 22 2016, 2:14 PM EST
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JadeRose wrote:
Good Ol Fuzz. He spent some time at Casa Jade. I felt like he was a part of me. Maybe a little of me went with him on his travels.


I just threw up a little.
tailgater Offline
#27 Posted: Sun, May 22 2016, 2:15 PM EST
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teedubbya wrote:
Frank I was wearing the fishnet tank top bloody gifted me and women's thong underwear backwards with the strin looped around my shaft


I just threw up a lot.
ZRX1200 Offline
#28 Posted: Sun, May 22 2016, 4:48 PM EST
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Like a little fireman?
Whistlebritches Offline
#29 Posted: Sun, May 22 2016, 9:17 PM EST
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frankj1 wrote:
I often claim I come here to learn, and I have learned two things in this thread alone:

1) Conan lies

B) Ron lies


I'm offended.........but I still love you Frank.
Whistlebritches Offline
#30 Posted: Sun, May 22 2016, 9:19 PM EST
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ZRX1200 wrote:
Like a little fireman?



Fuzzy has made the little firman spit literally hundreds of times.................Teedubya told me.
DrafterX Offline
#31 Posted: Sun, May 22 2016, 10:11 PM EST
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Freaks. ... Mellow
coolbreeze68 Offline
#32 Posted: Sun, May 22 2016, 10:13 PM EST
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This whole thread is just creepy.

Every reply comes with an image in my head I'll never be rid of.
frankj1 Offline
#33 Posted: Sun, May 22 2016, 10:32 PM EST
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coolbreeze68 wrote:
This whole thread is just creepy.

Every reply comes with an image in my head I'll never be rid of.

imagine how I feel!
teedubbya Offline
#34 Posted: Sun, May 22 2016, 10:39 PM EST
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I heard fuzz is now scratch and sniff
teedubbya Offline
#35 Posted: Sun, May 22 2016, 10:40 PM EST
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Can you verify that frank?
frankj1 Offline
#36 Posted: Sun, May 22 2016, 10:45 PM EST
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he's sleeping
dharbolt Offline
#37 Posted: Mon, May 23 2016, 7:04 AM EST
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Is he awake yet?
frankj1 Offline
#38 Posted: Mon, May 23 2016, 7:47 AM EST
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don't know. Might wait until after work to remove his hazmat suit.
Whistlebritches Offline
#39 Posted: Mon, May 23 2016, 9:14 PM EST
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frankj1 wrote:
don't know. Might wait until after work to remove his hazmat suit.



So you dressed him in a condom......Tallyho
frankj1 Offline
#40 Posted: Mon, May 23 2016, 9:43 PM EST
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Whistlebritches wrote:
So you dressed him in a condom......Tallyho

had to. might have the Hep C, or P, or M, or Zika...you know what kind of lifestyle he's lived the last couple of years. That double wide had all kinds of freaks running around.

Quarantine time.
teedubbya Offline
#41 Posted: Mon, May 23 2016, 10:07 PM EST
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When he left my place he still went in smooth. I hope y'all didn't scuff hip up and stuff.
frankj1 Offline
#42 Posted: Mon, May 23 2016, 10:56 PM EST
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teedubbya wrote:
When he left my place he still went in smooth. I hope y'all didn't scuff hip up and stuff.

not sure if it was Jade or ZRX, but someone pasted a note on him that said "ribbed for her pleasure".

forget smooth.
teedubbya Offline
#43 Posted: Mon, May 23 2016, 10:59 PM EST
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Damn.
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