Another nood, doesn't bother to learn the lay of the land before spouting.

That figures, they don't seem to be a very trustworthy partner.
However, what can we do, other than destroying every oil truck leaving the ISIS oil fields?

http://freebeacon.com/issues/obamas-motorcade-for-climate-change-talks-costing-784825/

Enjoy your short stay here, clueless nood.

Of cource it is widely acknowledged and profoundly understood by the learned members of the forum that Liberals are Cbid's greatest asset.

Yes, you may deep in you heart feel unworthy. And perhaps you are. Never the less we grace you with our presence and sometimes unfathomable wisdom.

You're welcome.

Again, wow... No answer and an insult. How tolerant and open-minded.

I thought I fully answered one of your questions. And you mistake empathy for insult.

Your not angry are you?

...hey! It's jimmyct and his 5min herfs!

Dallas area hurf! You just missed a great one that wheel hosted. He's class act.

I am happy that you want to take walk on the Liberal side. Where abouts are you?

COMMIE!!

What, your Padro now?

me? I just learned I must believe tobacco is a killer and should be outlawed. I am not capable of picking positions issue by issue cuz flaming libs are not like normal brained people. Only far wing fringe dogmatists who want only one party to be allowed to vote can see who is really indoctrinated and closed minded.

Now cigars on the other hand...well, they bring us together!

Boy... I'm glad I'm not a flaming lib like you and brew.

Frank seemed so much more of a conservative back in Iowa.

I still can't figure out how you have convinced so many that you are even a lib at all.
Wait. It's that science stuff I bet.

Aren't you afraid you'll be picked up off the streets by "the government" if you go to D.C.?

and they have yappy little fluffy dogs...

I'll be in DC again tonight to drink. We'll see if I'm still alive when I sober up Sunday. Or if I've been picked up by one of the agencies.

"Collects" is the safe for work term.

Liberal Progressive: “It must be incredibly frustrating as an Islamic terrorist not to have your views and motives taken seriously by the societies you terrorize, even after you have explicitly and repeatedly stated them.”

Terrorist: “We did this because our holy texts exhort us to do it.”

Liberal: “No you didn’t.”

Terrorist: “Wait, what? Yes we did…”

Liberal: “No, this has nothing to do with religion. You guys are just using religion as a front for social and geopolitical reasons.”

Terrorist: “WHAT!? Did you even read our official statement? We give explicit Quranic justification. This is jihad, a holy crusade against pagans, blasphemers, and disbelievers.”

Liberal: “No, this is definitely not a Muslim thing. You guys are not true Muslims, and you defame a great religion by saying so.”

Terrorist: “Huh!? Who are you to tell us we’re not true Muslims!? Islam is literally at the core of everything we do, and we have implemented the truest most literal and honest interpretation of its founding texts. It is our very reason for being.”

Liberal: “Nope. We created you. We installed a social and economic system that alienates and disenfranchises you, and that’s why you did this. We’re sorry.”

Terrorist: “What? Why are you apologizing? We just slaughtered you mercilessly in the streets. We targeted unwitting civilians – disenfranchisement doesn’t even enter into it!”

Liberal: “Listen, it’s our fault. We don’t blame you for feeling unwelcome and lashing out.”

Terrorist: “Seriously, stop taking credit for this! We worked really hard to pull this off, and we’re not going to let you take it away from us.”

Liberal: “No, we nourished your extremism. We accept full blame.”

Terrorist: “OMG, how many people do we have to kill around here to finally get our message across?”

Is there anyone who doesn't god is on their side?

Not bad, what kind of grade did your 7th grade Eng. Comp. teacher give you for this?

Would have been better with the terrorist and the Pastafarian. I thought Brawndo died.

Yes Kawak, you are a true genius.

Us poor liberals are no match for your formidable wit.

the level of outrage has definitely been at defcon 8 or higher lately..... all because of a post