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finsinmd Offline
#101 Posted: Tue, Jul 8 2003, 4:10 AM EST
Joined: 05-01-2003
Posts: 73
Businessman: It says one hundred percent guaranteed, you moron!
Brad Hamilton: Mister, if you don't shut up I'm gonna kick one hundred percent of your ass!

Jeff Spicoli: All I need are some tasty waves, a cool buzz, and I'm fine.

The Joker: Never rub another man's rhubarb.
tailgater Offline
#102 Posted: Tue, Jul 8 2003, 4:44 AM EST
Joined: 06-01-2000
Posts: 26,185
John Laroquette in Stripes:

"yeah, that's it. What I wouldn't give to be a loufa..."
tailgater Offline
#103 Posted: Tue, Jul 8 2003, 4:46 AM EST
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Read with your best English Accent:

"It's just a flesh wound..."
sketcha Offline
#104 Posted: Tue, Jul 8 2003, 11:02 AM EST
Joined: 03-26-2003
Posts: 3,238
auximage,

How did I miss that one. One of my all time favorites.
GardnerFTW Offline
#105 Posted: Tue, Jul 8 2003, 12:35 PM EST
Joined: 10-15-2002
Posts: 71
Jesse Ventura from Predator:
"I ain't got time to bleed"

From National Lampoon's Vegas Vacation:

Clark: Eddie, has anyone every told you that you're bad luck?
Eddie: You know, Clark, those were my mother's dying words. Of course, you'll start to talk crazy when your foots caught in a bear trap and your body is covered in 3rd degree burns.
sumguy Offline
#106 Posted: Wed, Jul 9 2003, 4:25 PM EST
Joined: 12-23-2002
Posts: 65
From Swingers .... "You are SO money"
Robby Offline
#107 Posted: Wed, Jul 9 2003, 5:52 PM EST
Joined: 10-30-2002
Posts: 5,067
Billy Crystal "Men and women can never be friends because the sex thing always gets in the way."

Meg Ryan "You mean you want to have sex with all women? What about the ugly ones?"

Billy "You pretty much want to do them too"
efm Offline
#108 Posted: Fri, Jul 11 2003, 12:27 PM EST
Joined: 01-23-2001
Posts: 499
"You want love, buy a puppy."
-Gecko in "Wall Street"

"Every day America gets a little more socialist and Russia get a little more capitalist. Someday we'll meet in the middle and join hands."
-Kropotkin in "The President's Analyst" This bit of prophesy is from the height of the Cold War.
johnfs Offline
#109 Posted: Fri, Jul 11 2003, 5:16 PM EST
Joined: 01-01-2003
Posts: 2,992
I can take the peril.
arwings Offline
#110 Posted: Fri, Jul 11 2003, 6:27 PM EST
Joined: 02-09-2003
Posts: 950
From the old Groucho Marx television show:

Groucho to female contestant: "And just how many children do you and your husband have?"

Female contestant: "Fifteen, so far."

Groucho: "Well, geeze, I like my cigar too, but I take it out of my mouth every once in a while!"

(By the way, this was the line, back in the 50's that took the Groucho Marx show off the air)
Charlie Offline
#111 Posted: Mon, Jul 14 2003, 12:25 PM EST
Joined: 06-16-2002
Posts: 39,751
"There goes Roy Hobbs, the best there ever was, the best there is and the best there ever will be"!

From the Natural.

Charlie
jgjam Offline
#112 Posted: Sat, Jul 19 2003, 1:27 PM EST
Joined: 05-16-2002
Posts: 909
Kurt Russell in Tombstone

"Run you cur... and tell all the other curs I'm coming. And Hell's coming with me! Hell's coming with me!"

John
DrMaddVibe Offline
#113 Posted: Sat, Jul 19 2003, 5:47 PM EST
Joined: 10-21-2000
Posts: 55,513
Pulp Fiction - Jules Winnfield: "Oh, I'm sorry. Did I break your concentration?"
Homebrew Offline
#114 Posted: Sun, Jul 20 2003, 12:33 PM EST
Joined: 02-11-2003
Posts: 11,885
Cheech and Chogs Nice Dreams
Somebody scratch my balls!!!!!!
Cheech in an asylum, while wearing a strait jacket.
Later
Dave (A.K.A. Homebrew)
HarleyDave Offline
#115 Posted: Sun, Jul 20 2003, 4:37 PM EST
Joined: 03-10-2003
Posts: 1,550
Dave??? Dave's not here man!
E-Chick Offline
#116 Posted: Mon, Jul 21 2003, 10:56 AM EST
Joined: 06-15-2002
Posts: 4,877
Fraternity Vacation: "Then I guess a **** in the parking lot is out of the question."

I've heard this line ruminating on several of my most extreme PMS occasions...


LOL!

Marla
echo4alpha Offline
#117 Posted: Mon, Jul 21 2003, 11:20 AM EST
Joined: 01-25-2003
Posts: 4,349
"You're so ugly you could be a modern art masterpiece!" - Gunny Hartman, Full Metal Jacket

"We shall have to remedy that." - William Wallace, Braveheart

"I'd tip over 20% for that." - Mr. Pink, Reservoir Dogs
Penguin13 Offline
#118 Posted: Mon, Jul 21 2003, 12:08 PM EST
Joined: 07-26-2002
Posts: 1,546
"Oh, what a big man you are! Hey, Le'me buy you a pack of gum, I'll show you how to chew it" - Al Pacino

Plus other great ones from him http://www.ebaumsworld.com/pacino3.html

KC
bubbaxwu Offline
#119 Posted: Tue, Jul 22 2003, 9:16 AM EST
Joined: 04-28-2003
Posts: 24
Stripes. Well it's either the army or a monastery. Have you ever seen a monk get wildly f****ed by a teenage girl. That rules out the monastery.
Robby Offline
#120 Posted: Sun, Jul 27 2003, 3:57 PM EST
Joined: 10-30-2002
Posts: 5,067
cool hand luke;

what is your dirt doing in my hole?
JonR Offline
#121 Posted: Mon, Jul 28 2003, 9:12 AM EST
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Posts: 9,740
Philadelphia..Iris movie theater..1953.. Usher saying to me while shining a flashlite in my face.." Knock off the noise or I'll throw your ass out " ! Ah yes the fond memories of childhood. LOL JonR
rastusmcnair Offline
#122 Posted: Mon, Jul 28 2003, 9:25 AM EST
Joined: 03-01-2003
Posts: 1,845


"Of all the Gin Joints, in all the Towns, in all The World, She walks into Mine."

Humphrey Bogart-Casablanca
rastusmcnair Offline
#123 Posted: Mon, Jul 28 2003, 9:27 AM EST
Joined: 03-01-2003
Posts: 1,845


"Here's lookin' at You, Kid"
rastusmcnair Offline
#124 Posted: Mon, Jul 28 2003, 9:31 AM EST
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Posts: 1,845

"Another red letter day for the Bailey Building and Loan!"
rastusmcnair Offline
#125 Posted: Mon, Jul 28 2003, 9:35 AM EST
Joined: 03-01-2003
Posts: 1,845

"That's pretty bold talk for a One-Eyed Fat Man."

Robert Duvall to John Wayne in "True Grit"
MoombaMania Offline
#126 Posted: Mon, Jul 28 2003, 12:01 PM EST
Joined: 07-15-2003
Posts: 142
"Excuse me while I whip this out"

"Doc that Chinc a days pay for laying down on the job"

"We don't need no stinkin badges"
Robby Offline
#127 Posted: Tue, Jul 29 2003, 5:33 PM EST
Joined: 10-30-2002
Posts: 5,067
Looks like I picked a bad day to quit sniffing glue...
eh3856 Offline
#128 Posted: Tue, Jul 29 2003, 5:37 PM EST
Joined: 07-27-2001
Posts: 258
"No more yankeey my wankeey"...Long duck dong from sixteen candles
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