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Charlie Offline
#51 Posted: Wed, Jul 2 2003, 6:11 PM EST
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From Cool Hand Luke:

"Sometimes nothing is a real cool hand"

"What we have here is a failure to communicate"!

Charlie
Robby Offline
#52 Posted: Wed, Jul 2 2003, 6:31 PM EST
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One of my all time favorites;

What are the greatest things in life?
1. Crush your enemies
2. See them driven before you
3. And hear the lamentation of the women...
Robby Offline
#53 Posted: Wed, Jul 2 2003, 7:17 PM EST
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Shall we shag now? Or shall we shag later?
usahog Offline
#54 Posted: Wed, Jul 2 2003, 8:20 PM EST
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I Love this!!!!!!

this is Great!!!!! Hats off to the SOB Cigar Smokin Fool who changes the atmusfear of the boards here!!!

I got a million lines from movies and lived half them myself...

Merlin the Patton was Great!!!!!! ever wonder what really happened to him? It took me back to when I was a kid and I laid on the couch with my old man and watched the movie!!! no VCR's no DVD's back then... you watch it or lose a sceen.. Thank You Bro!!!!

Now for some of my Fav's

Someone already mentioned and I have used this one:

I'll be your Huckelberry!!! "Tombstone"

There isn't anything I cannot walk away from in 30 seconds or less?? "Heat" what takes him out? A Woman!!

And Hell's comin With Me?? "Tombstone" forgot the first part of the words!!! time to watch again!!!

Oh' so you had a little fun last night huh? "Irene"
Um know that was yours!!!! next sceen he's hangin over the basin washin his ass!!!! "Me Myself and Irene"

Many Many More!!!

Robby... Bro you blew me away with your's!!! it's been great to go back in time with all these!!!!

Later Bro's of the Leaf!!!
Hog
choner Offline
#55 Posted: Wed, Jul 2 2003, 9:31 PM EST
Joined: 02-04-2003
Posts: 876
"I know a little German. He's over there." (Camera shows a midget dressed liked a German, with shorts, suspenders and high socks.)

from "Top Secret".
RICKAMAVEN Offline
#56 Posted: Wed, Jul 2 2003, 9:46 PM EST
Joined: 10-01-2000
Posts: 33,248
we'll always have paris.
finsinmd Offline
#57 Posted: Thu, Jul 3 2003, 3:48 AM EST
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Posts: 73
Can't believe this one was missed,
Crash Davis (Kevin Costner) in "Bull Durham"

"Well, I believe in the soul, the ****, the ****, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days."
finsinmd Offline
#58 Posted: Thu, Jul 3 2003, 3:58 AM EST
Joined: 05-01-2003
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One more that came to mind...
John Milton (Al Pacino) in The Devil's Advocate

"Let me give you a little inside information about God. God likes to watch. He's a prankster. Think about it. He gives man INSTINCTS! He gives you this extraordinary gift, and then what does He do, I swear for His own amusement, his own private, cosmic gag reel, He sets the rules in opposition. It's the goof of all time. Look but don't touch. Touch, but don't taste! Taste, don't swallow. Ahaha! And when you're jumpin' from one foot to the next, what is he doing? He's laughin' His ass off."
Sonny_LSU Offline
#59 Posted: Thu, Jul 3 2003, 3:59 AM EST
Joined: 11-21-2002
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Here you go, DMV:

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/jacket1.html

Have a little fun with it!
Cigarick Offline
#60 Posted: Thu, Jul 3 2003, 5:59 AM EST
Joined: 07-28-2002
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From "Roadhouse"

"I'll get all the sleep I need when I'm dead."
gerber Offline
#61 Posted: Thu, Jul 3 2003, 7:39 AM EST
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"A man's gotta know his limitations" Magnum Force

"Nietzsche says out of chaos comes order"
"Ah, blow it out your ass, Howard" Blazing Saddles

"In the world you must be oh so smart, or oh so pleasant. Well for years I was smart. I recommend pleasant." Harvey

"Well, I'll give 'em 20 more minutes, but that's it!" Airplane

"How do you like your brandy, sir?"
"In a glass." and
"She tried to sit in my lap while I was standing up." Both from The Big Sleep
DrMaddVibe Offline
#62 Posted: Thu, Jul 3 2003, 7:42 AM EST
Joined: 10-21-2000
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Thanks Sonny! I read the book before it was a movie...They did a great job with it, but I don't think Kubrick was the right choice. Like all of his movies...they hit a big wall and never recover. Full Metal Jacket slides downhill quick after Gunny takes it from Pyle.
DrMaddVibe Offline
#63 Posted: Thu, Jul 3 2003, 7:53 AM EST
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Clarice: If you didn't kill him, then who did, sir?

Dr. Lecter: Who can say. Best thing for him, really. His therapy was going nowhere.
Charlie Offline
#64 Posted: Thu, Jul 3 2003, 9:08 AM EST
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"Yahtahay, Nathan, Hallelujah(shouting), I'm a Christian, let's get drunk, smoke pipe, hunt buffalo"! Indian Chief to John Wayne, as Nathan Brittles in She Wore a Yellow Ribbon.

"Strength and honor" from Gladiator.

"Ginny said run, and I was a runnin'" Forrest Gump

Charlie
sketcha Offline
#65 Posted: Thu, Jul 3 2003, 6:26 PM EST
Joined: 03-26-2003
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"That's right!!!....Ice......Man......I am dangerous!"
Top Gun


"You're impossible!"
"Yeah, well you're easy!"
Back to School
JonR Offline
#66 Posted: Thu, Jul 3 2003, 7:16 PM EST
Joined: 02-19-2002
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From Young Frankstein .... " Frau Bluker " and all the horses would whinny. LOL JonR
JonR Offline
#67 Posted: Thu, Jul 3 2003, 7:18 PM EST
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er.. here's the "en" I owe you. LOL JonR
Charlie Offline
#68 Posted: Fri, Jul 4 2003, 4:35 AM EST
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"I love the smell of naplam in the morning! It reminds me of............victory".

Robert Duval in Apocalypse Now.

Charlie
DrMaddVibe Offline
#69 Posted: Fri, Jul 4 2003, 5:19 AM EST
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Dirty Harry: Ah-ah, I know what you're thinking. Did he fire six shots or only five? Well to tell you the truth in all this excitement I've kind of lost track myself. But being this is a .44 Magnum - the most powerful hand gun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question, do I feel lucky... Well, do ya...punk?"
DrMaddVibe Offline
#70 Posted: Fri, Jul 4 2003, 5:22 AM EST
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Franken Furter: I see you shiver with antici...pation.
DrMaddVibe Offline
#71 Posted: Fri, Jul 4 2003, 5:25 AM EST
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Vernon: Questions?

Bender: Yeah, I've got a question. Does Barry Manilow know that you raid his wardrobe?

Vernon: I'll give you the answer to that question, Mr.Bender, next Saturday. Dont mess with the bull young man, you'll get the horns.

Bender: That man is a brownie-hound.
Robby Offline
#72 Posted: Fri, Jul 4 2003, 6:39 AM EST
Joined: 10-30-2002
Posts: 5,067
We have to get this man to a hospital!
A hospital? What is it?
It's a big building filled with doctors, but that's not important right now...
Messier11 Offline
#73 Posted: Fri, Jul 4 2003, 7:11 AM EST
Joined: 06-12-2002
Posts: 293
" I couldn't eat another thing."
sketcha Offline
#74 Posted: Fri, Jul 4 2003, 7:39 AM EST
Joined: 03-26-2003
Posts: 3,238
Forgive me Charlie,

That one deserves a little cleaning up. This may not be spot on but it's a little closer...

"I love the smell of napalm in the morning. That smell, that gasoline smell. Smells like...............Victry. (deleted "o" in victory intentional) Someday this war's gonna end."

"Charlie don't surf!!!"
Robert Duvall-Apocalypse Now
smithbw Offline
#75 Posted: Fri, Jul 4 2003, 10:11 AM EST
Joined: 09-01-2001
Posts: 2,444
Taxi Driver (1976)

Turning more alienated and violent, in the most terrifying, but classic sequence in the film, he glares at himself in the mirror and recites conversations in which he threatens and insistently challenges imaginary enemies, rehearsing his quick-draw with his spring-loaded holster:


Yeah. Huh? Huh? Huh? (I'm) faster than you, you f--kin' son of a...I saw you comin', you f--k, s--t-heel. I'm standin' here. You make the move. You make the move. It's your move. (He draws his gun from his concealed forearm holster.) Don't try it, you f--ker. You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? (He turns around to look behind him.) Well, who the hell else are you talkin' to? You talkin' to me? Well, I'm the only one here. Who the f--k do you think you're talkin' to? Oh yeah? Huh? OK. (He whips out his gun again.) Huh?
The conversation then becomes internal and disjointed - the film literally replays itself in a jerky rewind, reflecting the disassociated, obsessive nature of his mind, while he lies on his bed or again taunts make-believe adversaries in front of a mirror:


Listen you f--kers, you screwheads. Here's a man who would not take it anymore. Who would not let...Listen you f--kers, you screwheads. Here's a man who would not take it anymore. A man who stood up against the scum, the c--ts, the dogs, the filth, the s--t, here is someone who stood up. (A close-up of his diary entry, "Here is," is followed by three erratic dots.) HERE IS --- (He draws his gun.) You're dead.
Robby Offline
#76 Posted: Fri, Jul 4 2003, 12:55 PM EST
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Pretty good Billy. sketcha, "I love the smell of my palm in the morning... Smells like... Victory!"
tarheel4lyf Offline
#77 Posted: Fri, Jul 4 2003, 2:11 PM EST
Joined: 09-23-2002
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Crazy crackers with guns. Its time I get my black ass out of here!

Hey baby, you ever had your **** licked by a fat man in an overcoat?

In this world gone mad, we won't spank the monkey- the monkey will spank us
tarheel4lyf Offline
#78 Posted: Fri, Jul 4 2003, 2:26 PM EST
Joined: 09-23-2002
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Blue flower, red thorns. Blue flower, red thorns. Blue flower, red thorns. This would be so much easier if I wasn't COLOR-BLIND!

And then one time I ate some rotten berries. Man there were some gases eeking outta my butt that day!
merlin9052 Offline
#79 Posted: Fri, Jul 4 2003, 3:22 PM EST
Joined: 04-25-2003
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And there was this one time at band camp..........

PPFFFRRTTT! PPFFFRRRTT!
Hey mister Taggart,you want some beans?
Jesus,i think you fellas have had enough!!
jgjam Offline
#80 Posted: Fri, Jul 4 2003, 4:53 PM EST
Joined: 05-16-2002
Posts: 909
Hey Snake, let's get out of here. I think I hear one of those silent alarmsn going off.
Lazygardner Offline
#81 Posted: Sat, Jul 5 2003, 9:20 AM EST
Joined: 08-20-2002
Posts: 176
"Are you crazy?! Hell....the fall will probably kill you."
sketcha Offline
#82 Posted: Sat, Jul 5 2003, 9:57 AM EST
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LMAO @ Robby,

Sounds like true love.
sketcha Offline
#83 Posted: Sat, Jul 5 2003, 11:19 PM EST
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Bring me my heroin and hypodermic needle bitch! And bring me some more watermelon while you're at it! White fat-ass slut! Wutchu' lookin' at?!!

Soul Man
sketcha Offline
#84 Posted: Sat, Jul 5 2003, 11:41 PM EST
Joined: 03-26-2003
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Col. Rhombus
"...That's how I welcome new trainees. I need to know what I'm working with."

Fitzhume
"What's it say?"

Milbarge (leaning over peaking at the Col.'s clipboard)
"****!"
sketcha Offline
#85 Posted: Sat, Jul 5 2003, 11:43 PM EST
Joined: 03-26-2003
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"Yeah, a bachelor party, with drugs and booze and hookers and fire-trucks...!!!"
limoric Offline
#86 Posted: Sun, Jul 6 2003, 7:44 AM EST
Joined: 03-08-2001
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"I'll make you an offer you can't refuse"

"Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in"

"yee ha, Jester's Dead"

"Yipee kyeh mother Fu#%er"
eleltea Offline
#87 Posted: Sun, Jul 6 2003, 5:36 PM EST
Joined: 03-03-2002
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Charlie, Bogie said: "I was misinformed." One of my favorite lines, too.
tailgater Offline
#88 Posted: Sun, Jul 6 2003, 5:52 PM EST
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Get your stinking paws off me you damn dirty ape.
JonR Offline
#89 Posted: Sun, Jul 6 2003, 9:06 PM EST
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Posts: 9,740
Mother of mercy is this the end of Ricco ?
sketcha Offline
#90 Posted: Mon, Jul 7 2003, 9:11 AM EST
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"Will you hold my wallet for me while I take the test please?......(whisper) There's a thousand dollars in there."

"Are you saying I can keep this money if I help you pass the test?!!!"

"What do you think?"
TedSaint Offline
#91 Posted: Mon, Jul 7 2003, 5:18 PM EST
Joined: 09-04-1999
Posts: 163
Ash: Klaatu Barrada Nikto.
Wise man: Again.
Ash: Klaatu Barrada Nikto.
Wise man: Again.
Ash: I got it, I got it. I know your damn words, ok?

...later that night...

Ash: Klaatu Barrada n... Necktie... Nickel... It's an "N" word, it's definitely an "N" word!

-Bruce Campbell as Ash in "Army of Darkness"
Robby Offline
#92 Posted: Mon, Jul 7 2003, 5:23 PM EST
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Are you gonna pull those pistols? Or are you gonna whistle Dixie?
TedSaint Offline
#93 Posted: Mon, Jul 7 2003, 5:23 PM EST
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Miller: John Wayne was a ****.
All: The hell he was!
Miller: He was, too, you boys. I installed two-way mirrors in his pad in Brentwood, and he come to the door in a dress.
Lite: Aw hell, that don't mean nothin'. Lots of guys like to watch their buddies ****. I know *I* do!"

-"Repo Man"
TedSaint Offline
#94 Posted: Mon, Jul 7 2003, 5:28 PM EST
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I know this flick has already been quoted, but I love this sequence...

Willard: "The machinist, the one they called Chef, was from New Orleans. He was wrapped too tight for Vietnam, probably wrapped too tight for New Orleans. Lance on the forward 50's was a famous surfer from the beaches south of LA. You look at him and you wouldn't believe he ever fired a weapon in his whole life. Clean, Mr. Clean, was from some South Bronx ****hole. Light and space of Vietnam really put the zap on his head. Then there was Phillips, the Chief. It might have been my mission, but it sure as **** was Chief's boat."

-Martin Sheen as Capt. Willard in "Apocalypse Now"
TedSaint Offline
#95 Posted: Mon, Jul 7 2003, 5:36 PM EST
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And, of course, the 1978 classic "Animal House". The following scene is from a conversation beween Boon (Peter Riegert) and Otter (Tim Matheson) in their room before going downstairs to join the Rush Party...

Otter: Let me give you a hint. She's got a couple of major-league yabbos.
Boon: Norma!
Otter: No. But you're getting warmer. Here's another: "Oh God, Oh God, OH GOD!"
Boon: Marlene! You're gonna pork Marlene Desmond!
Otter: Pork?
Boon: You're gonna hump her brains out, aren't you?
Otter: Boon, I anticipate a deeply religious experience.
GardnerFTW Offline
#96 Posted: Mon, Jul 7 2003, 5:43 PM EST
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from The Big Lebowski:
The Dude: F**k sympathy! I don't need your f**kin' sympathy, man, I need my f**king johnson!
Donny: What do you need that for, Dude?


Also from The Big Lebowski:
Walter Sobchak: Am I wrong?
The Dude: No...
Walter Sobchak: Am I wrong?
The Dude: You're not wrong, Walter, you're just an a$$hole!


Also from The Big Lebowski:
Walter Sobchak: F**k it Dude, Let's go bowling.


Also from The Big Lebowski:
The Dude: It's like what Lenin said... you look for the person who will benefit, and, uh, uh...
Donny: I am the walrus.
The Dude: You know what I'm trying to say...
Walter Sobchak: That f**king bitch...
Donny: I am the walrus.
Walter Sobchak: shut the f**k up, Donny! V.I. Lenin. Vladimir Illanich Uleninov!


From Billy Madison:
Brian Madison: remember that spelling bee you won in the first grade? rock: r-o-k?
Billy Madison: yeah, whats your point?


Also from Billy Madison:
Principal: Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.


Also from Billy Madison:
Billy Madison: Sometimes I feel like an idiot. But I am an idiot, so it kinda works out.


Also from Billy Madison:
3rd Grader: Hey look everybody, Billy peed his pants.
Billy Madison: Of course I peed my pants, everyone my age pees their pants. It's the coolest!
3rd Grader: Really?
Billy Madison: YES! You ain't cool, unless you pee your pants!
Old Farm Lady: If peeing in your pants is cool, consider me Miles Davis.
Billy Madison: OOH! That is the grossest thing I've ever heard in my life. Let's Go!


Also from Billy Madison:
Billy Madison: [Drunk, he sees a fake a penguin] It's too damn hot for a penguin to be just walkin' around. I gotta send you back to the South Pole!


Also from Billy Madison:
Billy Madison: Well, I made the duck blue because I'd never seen a bluse duck before and I wanted to see one.
Miss Lippy: Well, I think it's a great blue duck. Congratulations Billy, you just passed the first grade.
Billy Madison: Wow, Miss Lippy, that's great! What do you think of the Mr. Blue Duck?
[pretending to be duck]
Billy Madison: That's quacktastic!
TedSaint Offline
#97 Posted: Mon, Jul 7 2003, 5:51 PM EST
Joined: 09-04-1999
Posts: 163
One last one and I'll call it a night...

Percy Garris: "Morons. I've got morons on my team. Nobody is going to rob us going down the mountain. We have got no money going down the mountain. When we have got the money, on the way back, then you can sweat."

-The late great Strother Martin in "Butch Cassidy and The Sundance Kid"
hoagie55 Offline
#98 Posted: Mon, Jul 7 2003, 6:00 PM EST
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Posts: 909
Tombstone:

Doc Hoiday: "I'm your Huckleberry!"

Robby Offline
#99 Posted: Mon, Jul 7 2003, 6:05 PM EST
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Posts: 5,067
THERE'S NO CRYING IN BASEBALL!
auximage Offline
#100 Posted: Tue, Jul 8 2003, 2:44 AM EST
Joined: 05-08-2003
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From the movie Predator:

Blain (Jesse Ventura's Character): (offering some chewing tobacco) Bunch of slack jawed ****gots around here. Don't you know this stuff will make you a G Damn sexual tyranasaurus.... Just like me..
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