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Chick-fil-A Under Siege by ....
teedubbya Offline
#1451 Posted:
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i ALREADY SAID i ONLY EAT CHICKEN ON sUNDAYS SO HAVE NEVER BEEN TO ONE OF THESE GOD FORSAKEN PLACES.
teedubbya Offline
#1452 Posted:
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sorry. ricka stole my pasword
victor809 Offline
#1453 Posted:
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That was a bible? Thought it was an easy-dispensing napkin....
DrafterX Offline
#1454 Posted:
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OhMyGod
victor809 Offline
#1455 Posted:
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DrafterX wrote:
OhMyGod


How was I supposed to know?
tailgater Offline
#1456 Posted:
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victor809 wrote:
We were actually just talking about CFA after practice yeterday.

The funny thing is, lots of people (gay and straight) think CFA is tasty. And the general consensus among our mixed group was that prior to this CEO opening his big mouth it was "ok" to go there. We all knew they were funneling money to anti-gay groups, but the food was tasty. Once this dumb-#ss opened his mouth, a bunch of absolute jack-#sses decided that it was a "statement" to eat at CFA. Now (among my group) the general feeling is that if someone were to see you go in, it'd be akin to being caught walking into the KKK offices.

It isn't CFA's statements or their policy or their money. It's the #ssholes who are intentionally going to try to make a statement regarding how they feel about gays that's really giving CFA a bad name.


Vic,
It wasn't the CEO's comments. It was the Mayors (over)reaction.
And how did you know the owner of CFA was "funneling" money to "anti-gay groups"?
It's called a charitable donation. "funneling" sounds like something illegal. Or gay. Or both.
But really? How did you know this?
Do you follow the charitable donation for all fast food chains, or do you have an insider at the anti-gay charities?

But I agree 100% about the "statement" thingy.
It's like driving a Prius. I think they now come equipped with the Obama sticker already attached.

DrafterX Offline
#1457 Posted:
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Think
I wonder how many products we buy everyday that are made by companies funneling money to anti-tobacco campaigns..?? Mellow
bloody spaniard Offline
#1458 Posted:
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DrafterX wrote:
Think
I wonder how many products we buy everyday that are made by companies funneling money to anti-tobacco campaigns..?? Mellow


Good point.
Think
Anti OR pro tobacco, abortion, gay marriage, environment, animal rights, meat/vegan, union, USA-made...
We could end up naked, eating rice cakes, playing vinyl records.
DrafterX Offline
#1459 Posted:
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bloody spaniard wrote:
We could end up naked, eating rice cakes, playing vinyl records.



poor Jet..... Sad
victor809 Offline
#1460 Posted:
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bloody spaniard wrote:

We could end up naked, eating rice cakes, playing vinyl records.


rice cakes and vinyl records are definitely funneling money to someone....
d'oh!
victor809 Offline
#1461 Posted:
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tailgater wrote:
Vic,
It wasn't the CEO's comments. It was the Mayors (over)reaction.
And how did you know the owner of CFA was "funneling" money to "anti-gay groups"?
It's called a charitable donation. "funneling" sounds like something illegal. Or gay. Or both.
But really? How did you know this?
Do you follow the charitable donation for all fast food chains, or do you have an insider at the anti-gay charities?

But I agree 100% about the "statement" thingy.
It's like driving a Prius. I think they now come equipped with the Obama sticker already attached.



Ok, "funneling" is perhaps an inflammatory word. However there are some companies (and CFA was one of them) which it was well known which groups they supported with money. Everyone I hang out with knew that the organizations CFA supported were "charities" involved in causes like "pray out gay", "keeping gays out of the BSA" "defense of marriage" etc etc... that's who CFA gave a portion of their profits to, so by providing them with $$ meant it was going there. (also Books-a-million and Bolthouse Farms). However, if the product was good enough, you held your nose and bought it anyway. As for the "how" usually there's a list generated every few years ...
bloody spaniard Offline
#1462 Posted:
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victor809 wrote:
rice cakes and vinyl records are definitely funneling money to someone....
d'oh!




My point being that they may be the only ones NOT funneling money to a cause, thus leaving us to purchase from these "pristine" sources only. I threw in clothes for comedic effect because everyone knows they use child slave labor...Gonz
teedubbya Offline
#1463 Posted:
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If they were sending donations to the muslim brotherhood would it still not be an issue to you?
DrafterX Offline
#1464 Posted:
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why do you hate the muslim brotherhood..?? Huh
teedubbya Offline
#1465 Posted:
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because of the M word
victor809 Offline
#1466 Posted:
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bloody spaniard wrote:
everyone knows they use child slave labor...Gonz


I am pro child slave labor.
DrMaddVibe Offline
#1467 Posted:
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Gunman had Chick-fil-A sandwiches, police say


WASHINGTON -- A man who volunteered at a gay community center had a backpack full of Chick-fil-A sandwiches and a box of ammunition when he said "I don't like your politics" and shot a security guard at the headquarters of a conservative lobbying group, authorities revealed Thursday.

Floyd Lee Corkins, 28, was charged in federal court a day after opening fire in the lobby of the Family Research Council. The guard, who was shot in the arm, was wounded but was able to help wrestle the gun away and restrain the shooter, police said.

Corkins was charged with assault with intent to kill and bringing firearms across state and was expected to appear later Thursday in federal court.

Corkins lived with his parents in Herndon and had recently been volunteering at a D.C. community center for lesbian, gay, bisexual and transgender people. He told the guard words to the effect of, "I don't like your politics" and pulled a handgun from his backpack, according to an FBI affidavit.

Besides a box of ammunition, authorities also found 15 sandwiches from Chick-fil-A, the fast-food chain that has landed at the center of a national cultural debate over gay marriage.

The Family Research Council had recently defended Chick-fil-A president Dan Cathy for his opposition to gay marriage. The council strongly opposes gay marriage and abortion and says it advocates "faith, family and freedom in public policy and public opinion." The conservative group maintains a powerful lobbying presence, testifying before Congress and reviewing legislation.

Corkins' parents told FBI agents that he has "strong opinions with respect to those he believes do not treat homosexuals in a fair manner," the complaint says.

The assault charge carries up to 30 years in prison and the weapons charge has a 10-year maximum sentence. It wasn't immediately clear if Corkins had a lawyer.

Authorities believe Corkins parked his car at a northern Virginia Metro station and used public transportation to get downtown. An open black box resembling a gun box was found on the car's passenger seat, the affidavit says.

The guard, Leonardo "Leo" Johnson, 46, was shot in the left arm. His mother, Virginia Johnson, said he was resting comfortably at a hospital Thursday morning. She said she had not been to visit him but had spoken to him by phone.

"He said he feels very well," she told The Associated Press in a brief interview. "I am proud of him, very proud of him."

FRC president Tony Perkins said he visited Leo Johnson in the hospital and told him that he was a hero.

"He said, 'This hero business is hard work,'" Perkins said during an appearance Wednesday morning on American Family Radio.

Perkins added that the shooting would not deter his organization from its mission.

"We're not going anywhere. We're not backing up, we're not shutting up. We have been called to speak the truth," Perkins said. "We will not be intimidated. We will not be silenced."



Read more: http://www.azcentral.com/news/articles/2012/08/15/20120815washington-shooting-reportedly-may-been-political.html#ixzz23pCI5C83





This is exactly what happens when you order the Smote Platter and you're infected with the ghey. You go total berzerker.

I bet he loved the Berenstein Bear toys too!
HockeyDad Offline
#1468 Posted:
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Great.....

Gay-homo militant extremists with assault rifles.
DrafterX Offline
#1469 Posted:
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HockeyDad wrote:
Great.....

Gay-homo militant extremists with assault rifles.


and in muppet costumes... Mellow
DrMaddVibe Offline
#1470 Posted:
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HockeyDad wrote:
Great.....

Gay-homo militant extremists with assault rifles.



Who cares about that...15 sammiches made by GOD! IN A BACKPACK???

Why not just lug around the Ark of the Covenant?
victor809 Offline
#1471 Posted:
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DrafterX wrote:
and in muppet costumes... Mellow


Furries?
HockeyDad Offline
#1472 Posted:
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DrMaddVibe wrote:
Who cares about that...15 sammiches made by GOD! IN A BACKPACK???

Why not just lug around the Ark of the Covenant?



....little known fact....The Ark of the Covenant contained 20 Chick-Fil-A sammiches.
DrafterX Offline
#1473 Posted:
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'contained'..?? who ate them..?? Huh
teedubbya Offline
#1474 Posted:
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the f a g s
DrafterX Offline
#1475 Posted:
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and there was much rejoicing... Mellow
teedubbya Offline
#1476 Posted:
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If thats what you call oral....yes
DrMaddVibe Offline
#1477 Posted:
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It melted their freaking faces off!!!!
teedubbya Offline
#1478 Posted:
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DrMaddVibe wrote:
It melted their freaking faces off!!!!


the oral?
DrMaddVibe Offline
#1479 Posted:
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teedubbya wrote:
the oral?



Roberts?

teedubbya Offline
#1480 Posted:
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Robert's oral?
DrMaddVibe Offline
#1481 Posted:
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teedubbya wrote:
Robert's oral?



To the bone!whip
bloody spaniard Offline
#1482 Posted:
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All I know is that those clean- cut Chick-fil-A fascists shorted me one 6 pc nuggets & then made me pay for the replacement! I was so mad, I almost went out and did something I'd regret. The kiosk at the mall was having a tat- ear ring- tongue stud combo special.ram27bat

Oh well, after I cooled off thought of it as a charitable contribution for finding the Gay Cure.Herfing
teedubbya Offline
#1483 Posted:
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I KNEW it!
teedubbya Offline
#1484 Posted:
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bloody spaniard wrote:
All I know is that those clean- cut Chick-fil-A fascists shorted me one 6 pc nuggets & then made me pay for the replacement! I was so mad, I almost went out and did something I'd regret. The kiosk at the mall was having a tat- ear ring- tongue stud combo special.ram27bat

Oh well, after I cooled off thought of it as a charitable contribution for finding the Gay Cure.Herfing


Does chick-fil-a only serve boneless or do they serve bone in as well?
bloody spaniard Offline
#1485 Posted:
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No bones, TW. Just a delicious blend of meat/cartilage/beak/claw. Rooster pe nis is extra. They call it the Rooster Cockburn special.
teedubbya Offline
#1486 Posted:
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bloody spaniard wrote:
No bones, TW. Just a delicious blend of meat/cartilage/beak/claw. Rooster pe nis is extra. They call it the Rooster Cockburn special.


they probably serve that out the back door to the rugby team
DrMaddVibe Offline
#1487 Posted:
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teedubbya wrote:
Does chick-fil-a only serve boneless or do they serve bone in as well?



When the Hand of God is making the sammiches...the bones are ground down into MSG.

God don't play dat!
DrMaddVibe Offline
#1488 Posted:
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teedubbya wrote:
they probably serve that out the back door to the rugby team



They get the special sauce from the rest area bathrooms!
DrafterX Offline
#1489 Posted:
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those sick bassards... Mad
bloody spaniard Offline
#1490 Posted:
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DrMaddVibe wrote:
They get the special sauce from the rest area bathrooms!



Bless those hard working civil servants working the glory holes around the ****, er clock.Applause
victor809 Offline
#1491 Posted:
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bloody spaniard wrote:
All I know is that those clean- cut Chick-fil-A fascists shorted me one 6 pc nuggets & then made me pay for the replacement! I was so mad, I almost went out and did something I'd regret.


They probably thought you were gay. That's why they treated you so badly.

That and in a wheelchair.
DrafterX Offline
#1492 Posted:
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victor809 wrote:
They probably thought you were gay. That's why they treated you so badly.



I heard they have a gay-homo scanner detector thing and run people through a gay-homo database all before you reach the register... Mellow
victor809 Offline
#1493 Posted:
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DrafterX wrote:
I heard they have a gay-homo scanner detector thing and run people through a gay-homo database all before you reach the register... Mellow


No. They're too religious, that's modern era technology, probably invented by the devil and other evolution believers.

They simply throw you in the water. If you float, you're gay and have to be put to death. If you sink, you must be straight and they will pray for your soul.
bloody spaniard Offline
#1494 Posted:
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victor809 wrote:
They probably thought you were gay. That's why they treated you so badly.
That and in a wheelchair.



Nice try, Cyrano.

When they saw me approaching with my '94 Jeep in my full glory missing a front tooth and wearing a moth- eaten shirt/cap Caterpillar logo combo, they knew I was alllll man, yes sireeeee, allllll macho, smelly man! Beer
teedubbya Offline
#1495 Posted:
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bloody spaniard wrote:
Nice try, Cyrano.

When they saw me approaching with my '94 Jeep in my full glory missing a front tooth and wearing a moth- eaten shirt/cap Caterpillar logo combo, they knew I was alllll man, yes sireeeee, allllll macho, smelly man! Beer


you must not have been wearing the mesh tank top and short shorts you were wearing when I met you.
victor809 Offline
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teedubbya wrote:
you must not have been wearing the mesh tank top and short shorts you were wearing when I met you.


Huh... I think I HAVE seen Bloodsport around DC.
DrafterX Offline
#1497 Posted:
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Mellow
teedubbya Offline
#1498 Posted:
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the mesh tank top and the short shorts were disturbing enough until you noticed the black socks and ankle high zippered boots.....
DrafterX Offline
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was he wearing a Borsalino..?? Huh
DrMaddVibe Offline
#1500 Posted:
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DrafterX wrote:
was he wearing a Borsalino..?? Huh




OMG...those are for those Eurofags and those morons on Jersey Shore!
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