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DrafterX Offline
#1351 Posted: Mon, Aug 6 2012, 6:31 PM EST
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HockeyDad wrote:
And then a Muslim came along and detonated a bomb and killed them all.



did he work there..?? Huh
HockeyDad Offline
#1352 Posted: Mon, Aug 6 2012, 6:33 PM EST
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DrafterX wrote:
did he work there..?? Huh


No, he was from the next town over....Townestan.
DrafterX Offline
#1353 Posted: Mon, Aug 6 2012, 6:40 PM EST
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HockeyDad wrote:
No, he was from the next town over....Townestan.



those bassard Townestanians..!! Mad
DrMaddVibe Offline
#1354 Posted: Mon, Aug 6 2012, 6:52 PM EST
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HockeyDad wrote:
And then a Muslim came along and detonated a bomb and killed them all.


And 4 lesbo couples shared a kiss at their funerals!
HockeyDad Offline
#1355 Posted: Mon, Aug 6 2012, 7:01 PM EST
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DrMaddVibe wrote:
And 4 lesbo couples shared a kiss at their funerals!



That would be hot.....unless they were the lumberjack/Subaru variety.
DrMaddVibe Offline
#1356 Posted: Tue, Aug 7 2012, 6:14 AM EST
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Well, ya can't pick 'em that's fer sure!

Ya NEVER know which ones will show up. At least they have the balls to do so...the Georgetown rubby players are still licking their wounds from the vicious attack and can't be bothered to show up to some national sponsored event.
victor809 Offline
#1357 Posted: Tue, Aug 7 2012, 7:48 AM EST
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HockeyDad wrote:
And then a Muslim came along and detonated a bomb and killed them all.


If only someone in the crowd was armed, hundreds of lives could have been saved.
HockeyDad Offline
#1358 Posted: Tue, Aug 7 2012, 8:17 AM EST
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The armed citizenry were all off at Chick-Fil-A getting delicious sammiches. Only the gun-control liberal douchebag gay-homo militant extremists were there to protect the town and all they could do was throw d ildos and stuff. Epic fail.
victor809 Offline
#1359 Posted: Tue, Aug 7 2012, 8:20 AM EST
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HockeyDad wrote:
The armed citizenry were all off at Chick-Fil-A getting delicious sammiches. Only the gun-control liberal douchebag gay-homo militant extremists were there to protect the town and all they could do was throw d ildos and stuff. Epic fail.


Sikhs are gun control liberal douchebag gay homo militant extremists?
HockeyDad Offline
#1360 Posted: Tue, Aug 7 2012, 8:32 AM EST
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victor809 wrote:
Sikhs are gun control liberal douchebag gay homo militant extremists?



There were no Sikhs in that town.
teedubbya Offline
#1361 Posted: Tue, Aug 7 2012, 8:37 AM EST
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Ahhhh. Sikhslessastan.
victor809 Offline
#1362 Posted: Tue, Aug 7 2012, 8:40 AM EST
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HockeyDad wrote:
There were no Sikhs in that town.


Then why did the Muslim blow it up?
teedubbya Offline
#1363 Posted: Tue, Aug 7 2012, 8:42 AM EST
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Because they could. Muslims kill randomly. It's in their DNA.
HockeyDad Offline
#1364 Posted: Tue, Aug 7 2012, 8:44 AM EST
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victor809 wrote:
Then why did the Muslim blow it up?



Because it was there.
DrMaddVibe Offline
#1365 Posted: Tue, Aug 7 2012, 9:18 AM EST
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victor809 wrote:
Then why did the Muslim blow it up?



They were trying to be ghey.
DrafterX Offline
#1366 Posted: Tue, Aug 7 2012, 9:20 AM EST
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isn't it a points system..?? the more infidels you kill the more virgins you get or something..?? Huh
HockeyDad Offline
#1367 Posted: Tue, Aug 7 2012, 9:20 AM EST
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DrMaddVibe wrote:
They were trying to be ghey.



Well...that would easily do it right there.
DrMaddVibe Offline
#1368 Posted: Tue, Aug 7 2012, 9:24 AM EST
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Rumor has it they were wearing rubby shirts too!
DrMaddVibe Offline
#1369 Posted: Tue, Aug 7 2012, 9:24 AM EST
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DrafterX wrote:
isn't it a points system..?? the more infidels you kill the more virgins you get or something..?? Huh



THAT'S GHEY!whip
DrafterX Offline
#1370 Posted: Tue, Aug 7 2012, 9:25 AM EST
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well that's what I heard.... Mellow
DrMaddVibe Offline
#1371 Posted: Tue, Aug 7 2012, 11:03 AM EST
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Place was still packed...but not swarming like last week!Drool
DrafterX Offline
#1372 Posted: Tue, Aug 7 2012, 11:06 AM EST
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they're prolly over at Wendy's since they hate gay-homos too.... Mellow
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#1373 Posted: Tue, Aug 7 2012, 11:08 AM EST
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Be careful...this thread has been known to drive the lefties, libtards, ghey militant extremist wild with raging hate!

They read a thread on the interwebs and go off like little IEDs all over the forum!
HockeyDad Offline
#1374 Posted: Tue, Aug 7 2012, 11:13 AM EST
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IEDs with rainbow colored smoke puffs!
DrMaddVibe Offline
#1375 Posted: Tue, Aug 7 2012, 11:17 AM EST
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HockeyDad wrote:
IEDs with rainbow colored smoke puffs!



They're MAGICALLY DELICIOUS!Frying pan
DrafterX Offline
#1376 Posted: Wed, Aug 8 2012, 11:18 AM EST
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Petitions want Berenstain Bears out of Chick-fil-A campaign
Published August 08, 2012

PHILADELPHIA – The publisher of the Berenstain Bears children's books is being urged to cut ties with Chick-fil-A because of its president's statements opposing gay marriage.

Three organizations said Wednesday they delivered petitions with 80,000 signatures to HarperCollins. The petitions demand the New York-based publishing house end the Berenstain Bears' affiliation with the national fast-food chain and say the beloved bears teach the importance of standing against bigotry.

The petitions urge HarperCollins to follow the lead of the Jim Henson Co., which pulled its Muppet toys from Chick-fil-A kids' meals. A similar campaign with Berenstain Bears is slated for this month.

The creators of the Berenstain Bears, who are based in southeastern Pennsylvania, say they don't have control over whether the promotion proceeds. They have asked people with concerns to contact HarperCollins.



Film at 11.... Mellow




80,000 signatures..?? where's that BS Flag smiley..?? Mad
DrMaddVibe Offline
#1377 Posted: Wed, Aug 8 2012, 11:27 AM EST
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First they went for Kermit and he folded like a cheap suit...now they're going for the Bears...


OH




THE




HUGE





MANATEES!!!





When will this onslaught stop???


Anyone know when Chick-Fil-A releases it's quarterly statements? I bet they have a banner quarter! Sales through the roof!

On a side note...where's TW's BBQ sauce?

He's missing out on this entire gravy train...CMON #2000!


LET'S GO!!!Brick wall
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#1378 Posted: Wed, Aug 8 2012, 12:12 PM EST
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Starbucks Crowd Small at Tuesday's 'National Marriage Equality Day'

HOOVER, Ala. – Gay marriage activists and their supporters plan to consume more than their daily allowance of caffeine on Tuesday by visiting their local Starbucks in an effort to challenge last week's "Chick-fil-A Appreciation Day" that was staged by pro-family supporters to demonstrate their support for the company's stance on traditional marriage.
Tuesday's event is being dubbed as "National Marriage Equality Day" and Starbucks was chosen because they offer benefits to the partners of same-sex relationships.

Last week's mass support of the Atlanta based fast-food chain was the brainchild of former Arkansas Gov. and Fox News host Mike Huckabee. After gay activists jumped on comments made by Chick-fil-A President Dan Cathy that he and the company were "guilty as charged" for supporting traditional marriage, Huckabee recommended that people who support pro-family values support the restaurant with their patronage. And support it they did with tens of thousands of people coming out to back the effort.

Rick Melanson, 69, a semi-retired engineer and former marathon runner is a regular, early-morning customer at the Starbucks on Highway 31 in Hoover, Ala., a suburb of Birmingham. Surveying the mid-morning crowd, Melanson said the day's activity was about the same as every other weekday morning.

"Actually, I had no idea anything special was going on today," he said. "I'm here around 5:45 each morning so I recognize most everyone who is through here on a consistent basis. I don't see anything unique about this Tuesday morning. Sort of looks the same to me."

However, Melanson said he knew nothing of last Tuesday's Chick-fil-A Appreciation Day either until he found himself in the restaurant's crowded drive-thru and noticed the inside was "wall-to-wall" too.

"My wife needed to get something to eat so we decided to run by Chick-fil-A quickly," said Melanson. "We ended up staying in line but it took a lot longer than we expected. I definitely noticed there were a lot more people there than I've ever seen before."

Supporters of gay marriage attempted to counter the event by holding what they described as a "same-sex kiss-in," but the event went largely unnoticed.

The Starbucks event on Tuesday began last week as homosexual activists sent thousands of emails encouraging the LGBT crowd to their local Seattle-based coffee chain. According to various news reports, over 28,000 have committed to participate; a number far lower than those who visited Chick-fil-A last Tuesday.

The involvement of corporations and their executives in social issues has become a topic of much debate in recent weeks. In fact, the number of "special" and promotional days advanced by Starbucks has some asking if the coffee chain is engaging social activists as simply a way to grow their business.

Starbucks executive vice president Kalen Holmes disputed that charge in a memo to Starbucks employees, instead saying that the legalization of same-sex marriage is "aligned with Starbucks business practices and upholds our belief in the equal treatment of partners."

In an interview on Fox News last Friday, Huckabee seemed unfazed at the war of words being thrown about by both sides. While many supporters of gay marriage have called for another boycott of Chick-fil-A, Huckabee said he has no plans to boycott Starbucks or other firms whose products and services he uses.

"I still drink Starbucks, use my iPad and order books on Amazon."


Read more at http://www.christianpost.com/news/starbucks-crowd-small-at-tuesdays-national-marriage-equality-day-79615/#0G3erKg1AmOB8VYg.99



Huck knows...




BOYCOTTS ARE GHEY!!!
HockeyDad Offline
#1379 Posted: Wed, Aug 8 2012, 12:16 PM EST
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DrafterX wrote:

80,000 signatures..?? where's that BS Flag smiley..?? Mad



Now they want bears to turn gay! The gay-homo militant extremists march on!

(I bet the nation's chickens would also like to be out of Chick-Fil-A after last week's carnage!)
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#1380 Posted: Wed, Aug 8 2012, 12:18 PM EST
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Sometimes I think that it was a mistake that C-bid removed the maximum # of posts in a thread.

Brick wall
HockeyDad Offline
#1381 Posted: Wed, Aug 8 2012, 12:46 PM EST
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^debbie downer!
DrafterX Offline
#1382 Posted: Wed, Aug 8 2012, 12:50 PM EST
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HockeyDad wrote:

(I bet the nation's chickens would also like to be out of Chick-Fil-A after last week's carnage!)



I heard all the wings went to the white house tho.... you don't hear them complaining.... Mellow
DrMaddVibe Offline
#1383 Posted: Wed, Aug 8 2012, 1:03 PM EST
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DrafterX wrote:
I heard all the wings went to the white house tho.... you don't hear them complaining.... Mellow


That's because the wings don't have the beak attached to it...very hard to hear a chicken scream when there's no beak attached! You can bet that in some other part of the US...the lamentations are being heard!
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#1384 Posted: Wed, Aug 8 2012, 1:03 PM EST
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Buckwheat wrote:
Sometimes I think that it was a mistake that C-bid removed the maximum # of posts in a thread.

Brick wall



Oh, c'mon!

This thread reads like an awesome comic book!
DrafterX Offline
#1385 Posted: Wed, Aug 8 2012, 1:05 PM EST
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Think I wonder how PETA feels about gay-homo marriage..?? Think
DrMaddVibe Offline
#1386 Posted: Wed, Aug 8 2012, 1:06 PM EST
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DrafterX wrote:
Think I wonder how PETA feels about gay-homo marriage..?? Think



With their hands!


I wish I had hands!horse
HockeyDad Offline
#1387 Posted: Wed, Aug 8 2012, 1:07 PM EST
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...With rainbow coloring even!
DrMaddVibe Offline
#1388 Posted: Wed, Aug 8 2012, 1:10 PM EST
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HockeyDad wrote:
...With rainbow coloring even!



Rainbow colored hands...that's just silly!
DrafterX Offline
#1389 Posted: Wed, Aug 8 2012, 1:15 PM EST
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DrMaddVibe wrote:


I wish I had hands!horse






OhMyGod have you been playing with CROS' coyote..?? Huh
DrMaddVibe Offline
#1390 Posted: Wed, Aug 8 2012, 1:18 PM EST
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DrafterX wrote:
OhMyGod have you been playing with CROS' coyote..?? Huh



If I say yes...you're going to say I was kicking it!!!!Brick wall
HockeyDad Offline
#1391 Posted: Wed, Aug 8 2012, 1:28 PM EST
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DrMaddVibe wrote:
If I say yes...you're going to say I was kicking it!!!!Brick wall



I would shoot it.
teedubbya Offline
#1392 Posted: Wed, Aug 8 2012, 1:41 PM EST
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Drafter kicked a other k9?
DrafterX Offline
#1393 Posted: Wed, Aug 8 2012, 1:42 PM EST
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HockeyDad wrote:
I would shoot it.



you'd have gay-homo PETA dudes all over your ass.... Mellow
teedubbya Offline
#1394 Posted: Wed, Aug 8 2012, 1:47 PM EST
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He would like that. Bring the astroglide.
HockeyDad Offline
#1395 Posted: Wed, Aug 8 2012, 2:30 PM EST
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DrafterX wrote:
you'd have gay-homo PETA dudes all over your ass.... Mellow




With gay-homo PETA dudes it is a safe bet the menu would be tossed salad.
teedubbya Offline
#1396 Posted: Wed, Aug 8 2012, 2:42 PM EST
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Pearl necklaces all around!
DrafterX Offline
#1397 Posted: Wed, Aug 8 2012, 3:04 PM EST
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No thank you.... Not talking Not talking Not talking
DrMaddVibe Offline
#1398 Posted: Mon, Aug 13 2012, 12:51 PM EST
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So...are we done with this or what?
DrafterX Offline
#1399 Posted: Mon, Aug 13 2012, 12:53 PM EST
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I dunno.... Mellow
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#1400 Posted: Mon, Aug 13 2012, 12:55 PM EST
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Mellow
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