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Chick-fil-A Under Siege by ....
DrMaddVibe Offline
#1401 Posted:
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The queerest thing about this is now Chick-Fil-A is a weekly stop for me!
DrafterX Offline
#1402 Posted:
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DrMaddVibe wrote:
The queerest thing about this is now Chick-Fil-A is a weekly stop for me!


just keep a sharp eye out for gay-homo militant extremist muppets... they could attack any time... Mellow
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#1403 Posted:
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Yeah...I can just see them now with their Frankenfurter outfit...running down the Georgetown streets...flailing on the ground like soccer players...weeping...wailing...screaming...the Outrage Meter will be pegged at "EXTREME"!
DrafterX Offline
#1404 Posted:
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there's prolly a
'No Shoes,
No Shirt,
No Frankenfurter Outfits,
No Service'
sign at Chick-Fila... Mellow
DrMaddVibe Offline
#1405 Posted:
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Vic said there was a God Hates Phags sign out there...and stuff
DrafterX Offline
#1406 Posted:
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that sounds like Victor alright... Not talking Not talking
victor809 Offline
#1407 Posted:
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DrafterX wrote:
there's prolly a
'No Shoes,
No Shirt,
No Frankenfurter Outfits,
No Service'
sign at Chick-Fila... Mellow


Well no wonder they won't service me.
DrafterX Offline
#1408 Posted:
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Sick
teedubbya Offline
#1409 Posted:
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Speaking of gay homos how are you drafter?
victor809 Offline
#1410 Posted:
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teedubbya wrote:
Speaking of gay homos how are you drafter?

He's been super upset since CFA won't service him.
teedubbya Offline
#1411 Posted:
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Maybe he should take the frankfurter costume off and put his ****** away.
DrafterX Offline
#1412 Posted:
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Shame on you Shame on you Shame on you
that wasn't me man.... there's not a Chick-Fila for 80 miles around here... Mellow
teedubbya Offline
#1413 Posted:
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How did you drive all that way in that outfit with only one hand available?
victor809 Offline
#1414 Posted:
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DrafterX wrote:
Shame on you Shame on you Shame on you
that wasn't me man.... there's not a Chick-Fila for 80 miles around here... Mellow


Wow... you drove all the CFAs away?
DrafterX Offline
#1415 Posted:
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Mellow
DrMaddVibe Offline
#1416 Posted:
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We will continue to mention Chick-Fil-A because I know that everyone hasn't been to one recently.

Get out there and have a sammich!
bloody spaniard Offline
#1417 Posted:
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I'm ashamed to admit that I haven't been to a Chick-fil-A in years...Sad
Thanks for the guilt trip I deserved it.
I'm penciling in a visit for next week.


Wow, this thread had some (chicken) legs, didn't it?Applause
DrafterX Offline
#1418 Posted:
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bloody spaniard wrote:
I'm ashamed to admit that I haven't been to a Chick-fil-A in years...Sad


Shame on you Shame on you
HockeyDad Offline
#1419 Posted:
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bloody spaniard wrote:
I'm ashamed to admit that I haven't been to a Chick-fil-A in years...Sad
Thanks for the guilt trip I deserved it.
I'm penciling in a visit for next week.


Wow, this thread had some (chicken) legs, didn't it?Applause



I think I'm going to CHick-Fil-A today for lunch.

I love the spicy chicken sandwich on the "smote down" platter!
teedubbya Offline
#1420 Posted:
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I tried to go to chic fil a on sunday. bassards were closed. imma gonna boycot them now.
DrMaddVibe Offline
#1421 Posted:
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teedubbya wrote:
I tried to go to chic fil a on sunday. bassards were closed. imma gonna boycot them now.



Paul Ryan told them to close on Sunday!

If you want a sammich made by the Hand of God...ya gotta go on dem udder days when God wants you to work!
teedubbya Offline
#1422 Posted:
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god is not here today chick
DrafterX Offline
#1423 Posted:
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Seventh Day Adventists get to enjoy chicken sammiches on the sabbath... Mellow
DrMaddVibe Offline
#1424 Posted:
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I was gonna go today...instead I had tacos.


I hope God doesn't smite me for that decision!
teedubbya Offline
#1425 Posted:
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I only eat chicken on Sundays.
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#1426 Posted:
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DrMaddVibe wrote:
We will continue to mention Chick-Fil-A because I know that everyone hasn't been to one recently.

Get out there and have a sammich!



Are you gonna keep mentioning it until I go to one?
bloody spaniard Offline
#1427 Posted:
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What Makes Sammy Run? Chick-fil-A does!!! (even if its only to the bathroom)
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#1428 Posted:
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We were actually just talking about CFA after practice yeterday.

The funny thing is, lots of people (gay and straight) think CFA is tasty. And the general consensus among our mixed group was that prior to this CEO opening his big mouth it was "ok" to go there. We all knew they were funneling money to anti-gay groups, but the food was tasty. Once this dumb-#ss opened his mouth, a bunch of absolute jack-#sses decided that it was a "statement" to eat at CFA. Now (among my group) the general feeling is that if someone were to see you go in, it'd be akin to being caught walking into the KKK offices.

It isn't CFA's statements or their policy or their money. It's the #ssholes who are intentionally going to try to make a statement regarding how they feel about gays that's really giving CFA a bad name.
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#1429 Posted:
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victor809 wrote:

It isn't CFA's statements or their policy or their money. It's the #ssholes who are intentionally going to try to make a statement regarding how they feel about gays that's really giving CFA a bad name.



the gay-homo militant extremists..?? Huh
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#1430 Posted:
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DrafterX wrote:
the gay-homo militant extremists..?? Huh


Well, I suppose they are technically "anti-gay" but given their rabid stance, there's probably a lot of latent homosexuality there.
DrMaddVibe Offline
#1431 Posted:
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victor809 wrote:
We were actually just talking about CFA after practice yeterday.

The funny thing is, lots of people (gay and straight) think CFA is tasty. And the general consensus among our mixed group was that prior to this CEO opening his big mouth it was "ok" to go there. We all knew they were funneling money to anti-gay groups, but the food was tasty. Once this dumb-#ss opened his mouth, a bunch of absolute jack-#sses decided that it was a "statement" to eat at CFA. Now (among my group) the general feeling is that if someone were to see you go in, it'd be akin to being caught walking into the KKK offices.

It isn't CFA's statements or their policy or their money. It's the #ssholes who are intentionally going to try to make a statement regarding how they feel about gays that's really giving CFA a bad name.



He didn't run his mouth. Some homosexual militant extremist took a previous statement and ran with it!

BUTT...you go ahead an try to make something out of THAT with your rubby players!
teedubbya Offline
#1432 Posted:
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DrMaddVibe wrote:
He didn't run his mouth. Some homosexual militant extremist took a previous statement and ran with it!

BUTT...you go ahead an try to make something out of THAT with your rubby players!


your apology is accepted
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#1433 Posted:
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teedubbya wrote:
your apology is accepted



That's why I'm going to stop there for breakfast tomorrow too!


Great idea!
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#1434 Posted:
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Gunman With Chick-Fil-A Bag Opens Fire At Conservatives




Hero guard shot thwarting attack at Family Research Council HQ

A security guard at the Family Research Council's headquarters in Washington, D.C. is being hailed as a hero after he stopped a gunman posing as an intern, taking a bullet in the arm before wrestling the suspect to the ground.

The gunman entered the lobby of the organization's Chinatown headquarters around 10:45 and expressed disagreement with the conservative group's policy positions, Fox News has learned. When the guard, who was not identified, asked him where he was going, he opened fire, according to police.

“The security guard here is a hero, as far as I’m concerned,” D.C. Police Chief Cathy Lanier said. ”He did his job. The person never made it past the front.”

The guard, who was not identified, was shot in the arm and was conscious after the shooting and was in stable condition. The gunman, who also was not identified, was being questioned by the FBI, sources said. Sources said he is in his twenties.

The suspect "made statements regarding their policies, and then opened fire with a gun striking a security guard," a source told Fox News. WJLA-TV7 reported the suspect was also shot. Sources also said the gunman may have been carrying a bag from Chick-fil-A, the embattled fast-food restaurant whose president came under fire from gay activists after he said he did not agree with same-sex marriage.

Sources told Fox New that after guard took away his gun, the suspect said, "Don't shoot me, it was not about you, it was what this place stands for."

Authorities were treating the attack as a case of domestic terrorism, although James McJunkin, the head of the FBI’s Washington Field Office, said authorities do not yet know the gunman's motive.


http://nation.foxnews.com/family-research-council/2012/08/15/wounded-family-research-council-headquarters-shooting




I bet he asked for the Smote Platter.Frying pan
HockeyDad Offline
#1435 Posted:
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Now the gay-homo militant extremists are taking up arms. It was a natural progression that they turn violent.
DrMaddVibe Offline
#1436 Posted:
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HockeyDad wrote:
Now the gay-homo militant extremists are taking up arms. It was a natural progression that they turn violent.



Good thing they don't know how to use a gun. They should stick to dildoing or whatever they do to each other and leave God's sammich shop outta their funny bidnezz!
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#1437 Posted:
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I heard he was in a Big Bird costume.... Mellow
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#1438 Posted:
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DrafterX wrote:
I heard he was in a Big Bird costume.... Mellow



with assless chaps and stuff?Think
DrafterX Offline
#1439 Posted:
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I dunno but prolly..... Mellow
teedubbya Offline
#1440 Posted:
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sounds dreamy
bloody spaniard Offline
#1441 Posted:
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Mucho Cick-fil-A para mi HOY!! Hay que rico! Dancing
HockeyDad Offline
#1442 Posted:
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Chick-Fil-A was served at the Last Supper. Judas complained the whole time and just had a salad.
teedubbya Offline
#1443 Posted:
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the last supper must not have been on a Sunday.... although I suppose they could have warmed it up in the microwave.
DrafterX Offline
#1444 Posted:
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Judas was a gay-homo militant extremist..?? Huh
teedubbya Offline
#1445 Posted:
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DrafterX wrote:
Judas was a gay-homo militant extremist..?? Huh


no just rob halford..... judas is the bands name not the lead singer. sort of like blondie
teedubbya Offline
#1446 Posted:
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and alice cooper although that got complicated later
DrafterX Offline
#1447 Posted:
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do you really get a free Bible with a purchase of 6 or more sammiches..?? Huh
teedubbya Offline
#1448 Posted:
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only if you are gay
teedubbya Offline
#1449 Posted:
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only if you are gay so in your case.... yes
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#1450 Posted:
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Think
so.. how many do you have now..?? Huh
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