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Pope is resigning 2/28/13 (ok to post on politics board?)
bloody spaniard Offline
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Pope Benedict XVI will be first pope in 600 years (since Gregory in 1415) to resign from papacy due to failing health.
They say that he was a great teacher of Catholic dogma but poor administrator (dealing with homo/pedo priest scandals?).
Enjoy your early retirement Benedict. You were much beloved.

Next (and final?) pope to be the antichrist's sidekick? Await the 4 blood moons on April 14, 2014...
DrMaddVibe Offline
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The Pope is pooped!


SEIG HEIL!
ZRX1200 Offline
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Nazi camp really takes it outta ya.
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god bless holy father. but i am a bit concerned what may come after.
teedubbya Offline
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sounds like he's gassed. bad choice in the first place don't you think Adolph?
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Think the Vatican has a good retirement plan...benes...401K????Think
teedubbya Offline
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DrMaddVibe wrote:
Think the Vatican has a good retirement plan...benes...401K????Think


not sure but the golden parachute has to be bette than the one the Nazis provided him. He probably does have a 401KKK though.
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DrMaddVibe wrote:
Think the Vatican has a good retirement plan...benes...401K????Think


Probably not. They've only had to offer a burial plot for the past few centuries. Didn't one who resigned get tossed in the slammer? If they haven't updated the retirement plan since the 1600's, he'll probably just get a plow, a chicken and a half-dozen alter boys.
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I'm thinking that he hopes to influence both the choice of and decisions of his successor...that is always a bad move. That plus the fact that he is generally thought of as a bad choice means bad news for the Catholic Church...
daveincincy Offline
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Without the Pope, how will the people know what God wants them to do? Think
jackconrad Offline
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Converting to Islam ??
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Convene the council of cardinals, wait for the white smoke. It'll be ok. There'll be plenty more popes before the antichrist comes.
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jackconrad wrote:
Converting to Islam ??


Possibly...or maybe he felt convicted after reading that part in the bible about the pharisees. Anxious
Brewha Offline
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daveincincy wrote:
Without the Pope, how will the people know what God wants them to do? Think

Pat Robertson said he'd fill in . . .
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Wanted to be Pope when World ended, Now not interested...
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jackconrad wrote:
Wanted to be Pope when World ended, Now not interested...



Who needs the funny hats and robes when you've already claimed top bunk?Think
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DrMaddVibe wrote:
Who needs the funny hats and robes when you've already claimed top bunk?Think


Says the guy with the funny hat!

Applause
teedubbya Offline
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?
DrMaddVibe Offline
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teedubbya wrote:
I heard he had a 401KKK



That's soooo 10:21 am..ish.
teedubbya Offline
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DrMaddVibe wrote:
That's soooo 10:21 am..ish.


It was a weird cut and paste issue. Should have been something else on the clip board.

I am so ashamed. Sure not as much as an ex nazi that oversees the raping of young boys but still ashamed.
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all kiddiing aside I'm sorry to hear about your little pope friend Blood. Hope he feels better soon.
bloody spaniard Offline
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teedubbya wrote:
It was a weird cut and paste issue. Should have been something else on the clip board.
I am so ashamed. Sure not as much as an ex nazi that oversees the raping of young boys but still ashamed.


Some nazis in the upper hierarchy were homosexual pedophiles but I don't see what that has to do with Pope Benedict. He's a good/saintly man. Just apparently not aggressive enough in weeding out (and punishing) the undesirables causing the damage to young boys. By and by the vast majority of priests (queer or not) are good people IMHO.
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bloody spaniard wrote:
Some nazis in the upper hierarchy were homosexual pedophiles but I don't see what that has to do with Pope Benedict. He's a good/saintly man. Just apparently not aggressive enough in weeding out (and punishing) the undesirables causing the damage to young boys. By and by the vast majority of priests (queer or not) are good people IMHO.


agreed. most ex nazis are just widely misunderstood.
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I'm more concerned with how all this is going to pan out Biblically. Benedict is supposed to be the last true Pope before the false interloper steps in as the antichrist's right hand man. We'll see what develops kidees.
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^
I think you're quoting Marge Schott. Think

this was for #23
teedubbya Offline
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bloody spaniard wrote:
I'm more concerned with how all this is going to pan out Biblically. Benedict is supposed to be the last true Pope before the false interloper steps in as the antichrist's right hand man. We'll see what develops kidees.


I hear there are some stalin youth comming of age. I'm sure the hiring process will be sound.
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The ex nazi overseeing little boy rape is out and folks are worried that the next guy could be sort of bad.
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bloody spaniard wrote:
I'm more concerned with how all this is going to pan out Biblically. Benedict is supposed to be the last true Pope before the false interloper steps in as the antichrist's right hand man. We'll see what develops kidees.


Think ...huh?
bloody spaniard Offline
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You guys don't read prophecy nor watch Christian cable?!Anxious
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teedubbya wrote:
The ex nazi overseeing little boy rape is out and folks are worried that the next guy could be sort of bad.


I'm sure the other mini-popes will pray about it and hire the right man for the job.Angel
bloody spaniard Offline
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whoa! Why da hate?
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bloody spaniard wrote:
You guys don't read prophecy nor watch Christian cable?!Anxious



how much do I need to send to make sure this doesn't happen..?? Huh
teedubbya Offline
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I saw the phrophecy but doubt they will hire Christopher Walkin. He's never been a nazi (I don't think he has even played one). If there is true concern about an interloper it's likely a bit late.
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Dennis Hopper could be da Pope..... Mellow
teedubbya Offline
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was he a nazi? I was thinking Mel Brooks.
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I'm saved by the Blood of Christ on the cross, ie, His grace not good deeds nor the Law...

If I were you I wouldn't judge a man of the cloth so harshly, lest ye be judged...
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bloody spaniard wrote:
I'm saved by the Blood of Christ on the cross, ie, His grace not good deeds nor the Law...

If I were you I wouldn't judge a man of the cloth so harshly, lest ye be judged...


I'm not judging. I forgave the nazi's long ago. They were well intentioned but just misguided a bit. Hell if they had won they'd be the good guys and it would be taboo to hire a brit.

he didn't do much wrong. as the stones say it's a gas gas gas
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teedubbya wrote:
was he a nazi?



I don't think so.... but I heard he stayed at a Holiday Inn Express once.... Mellow
teedubbya Offline
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It's not like he was a muslim or somethin
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DrafterX wrote:
I don't think so.... but I heard he stayed at a Holiday Inn Express once.... Mellow


I'm voting for you Drafter. Maybe after exposing the vatican to hot beef sammiches they will leve the youngins alone
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111 or 112 Popes?
So assuming the last pope will be the False Prophet, let's delve into whether Pope Benedict XVI is the last pope. Whether the new "pope #111" in Malachy's prophecy of future popes is the False Prophet depends on which version of Malachy's prophecy is correct (if any). The first version of Malachy's prophecy of the remaining popes included only 111. However, a later release had an additional pope to make 112. If there is yet one more, it would be conceivable for Ratzinger, aged 78, to be a short-lived transitional pope prior to the final False Prophet pope (in fact, he himself pronounced a short papacy at hearing of his election, and his brother bemoaned the effect it would have on his health). Under this scenario he would only live a few years in time for a new pope to take his place right before the Great Tribulation starts.

Indeed, other Catholic prophecies (like Conchita of Garabandal *) say the pope after John Paul II will be the last before the End Times or "end of the time, but not the end of the world". I see this in agreement with Malachy's list because the list does not say we have 10 or 20 more popes. Instead it provides another witness saying we are at the cusp of the Great Tribulation once we get past one more pope. At most one more pope left would indicate we are just a couple of years-not, say, 10 or 100-from big prophetic events beginning. Again, according to the Garabandal prophecies, a great worldwide harmless but frightening "Warning" followed by a diastrous "Chastisement" will come once the final pope before the "end of time" has passed...our Benedict XVI.

But is there any evidence from the Bible to help us know if Pope Benedict XVI is the False Prophet? Unfortunately, the Bible itself just does not give much identifying information for the False Prophet (as opposed to the Antichrist, who the Bible has more details identifying him as Prince Charles than there is for you to identify who you are). Nevertheless, the description it does provide about the False Prophet is enough to conclude that it will likely be a pope.

teedubbya Offline
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^ funny. Won't Prince Charles be King Charles soon?
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bloody spaniard wrote:
You guys don't read prophecy nor watch Christian cable?!Anxious


Maybe...but I'm careful not to get too wrapped up in Nostradamus-esque prophesies claiming that the next antichrist is this guy or that guy...or that the "mark" of the beast is in my credit cards. d'oh! ...not saying you do...I'm just sayin.

Essentially, anything that goes against the nature of God/Christ is anti-christ. By that thinking, there are many anti-christs. I don't see it/him/her as some boogeyman...though some folks may tend to be a little more evil than others.
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daveincincy wrote:
Maybe...but I'm careful not to get too wrapped up in Nostradamus-esque prophesies claiming that the next antichrist is this guy or that guy...or that the "mark" of the beast is in my credit cards. d'oh! ...not saying you do...I'm just sayin.

Essentially, anything that goes against the nature of God/Christ is anti-christ. By that thinking, there are many anti-christs. I don't see it/him/her as some boogeyman...though some folks may tend to be a little more evil than others.



Nostradamus doesn't exactly have a good track record of prophecy. No, it was a saint (can't recall name) from the ancient Church who had predicted that a Pope from the Benedictene order (olive logo) would be the last legitimate one. I believe that Van Impe & Irwin have researched this man's predictions & found them valid.

One more thing, it is said that the Pope knows this prophecy & may be retiring early (while alive) in order to help select the right replacement Pope. Although I doubt it, perhaps blackmail is also involved... The plot thickens.
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bloody spaniard wrote:
I'm saved by the Blood of Christ on the cross, ie, His grace not good deeds nor the Law...

If I were you I wouldn't judge a man of the cloth so harshly, lest ye be judged...


Arent they all still just men?
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teedubbya wrote:


But is there any evidence from the Bible to help us know if Pope Benedict XVI is the False Prophet? Unfortunately, the Bible itself just does not give much identifying information for the False Prophet (as opposed to the Antichrist, who the Bible has more details identifying him as Prince Charles than there is for you to identify who you are). Nevertheless, the description it does provide about the False Prophet is enough to conclude that it will likely be a pope.


Not to point out the obvious... but if benedict were the "false prophet" he would be the first in the entire history of evil-doers to simply step down from their evil plan....

Doesn't make a very good "right hand of the anti-christ" to just retire....
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Maybe he had a change of heart. Anxious
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victor809 wrote:
Not to point out the obvious... but if benedict were the "false prophet" he would be the first in the entire history of evil-doers to simply step down from their evil plan....

Doesn't make a very good "right hand of the anti-christ" to just retire....


He appointed over half of those that will vote for the new pope and paved the way. I hear the new pope will be from Brazil and is a direct descendant of Himmler!
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teedubbya wrote:
He appointed over half of those that will vote for the new pope and paved the way. I hear the new pope will be from Brazil and is a direct descendant of Himmler!



Can't let it go, can you, bigot?
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bloody spaniard wrote:
Can't let it go, can you, bigot?



I didn't know anything about this (the prophesy) until you brought it up. I had to look it up. Remember?

It's bigotry to make fun of Catholics but quite fine to make fun of muslims.
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