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Sumrao Offline
#51 Posted: Tue, May 30 2006, 8:41 AM EST
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how bout...couple of hundred craw fish in the pool that the can peel their own.

But i cant top the goldfish idea...now you see them now you dont. could be a great magic trick for the kids.

This is a child psychiatrists dream come true.
Sumrao Offline
#52 Posted: Tue, May 30 2006, 8:42 AM EST
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wait a minute

your wife sleeps during the day.
andytv Offline
#53 Posted: Tue, May 30 2006, 10:43 AM EST
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I am stumped too Sumrao.........a couple thousand dead goldfish belly up in the pool for a birthday party has the the right mix of depravity and humor.

Doesn't get much better than that.
andytv Offline
#54 Posted: Tue, May 30 2006, 10:46 AM EST
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Here is an option that may work a little better........I am assuming this is a pool party, so the pool will be full of kids.

Kids LOVE chocolate bars right??!?

WHY not surprise them and throw in a few hundred Baby Ruths while they are swimming happily !!!
burgess_b Offline
#55 Posted: Tue, May 30 2006, 5:19 PM EST
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ha ha ha--a classic movie, andy.

sumrao--i live in japan, it was around 2am.
billg Offline
#56 Posted: Thu, Jun 1 2006, 10:32 AM EST
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Found a couple frogs in pool today, they dont seem to

mind it too much.

Bill
ruggysgirl Offline
#57 Posted: Thu, Jun 1 2006, 11:42 AM EST
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Frogs have a slimy coating . . . maybe that helps them.
andytv Offline
#58 Posted: Thu, Jun 1 2006, 4:03 PM EST
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frogs breath air.

Charlie Offline
#59 Posted: Thu, Jun 1 2006, 4:25 PM EST
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We have ducks land in our pool from time to time, and the dogs go nuts barking at them, then they just fly away...ducks breath air as well...

Charlie
burgess_b Offline
#60 Posted: Fri, Jun 2 2006, 8:15 AM EST
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BUWAAAAHHHHHAAAAHHHAHAAAAAHHHAAAA!!!!!

the last 2 posts are riotous! plus, frogs don't stay in the water....like ducks, they can leave whenever they want to! am i the new science guy?
ruggysgirl Offline
#61 Posted: Fri, Jun 2 2006, 9:02 AM EST
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You could have your own TV show! "Burgess_B the Science Guy"

It doesn't quite have the ring that Bill Nye does, but he's getting older. Maybe he's ready to pass the torch on to some young new hot shot.
Charlie Offline
#62 Posted: Fri, Jun 2 2006, 11:05 AM EST
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What about me...?

Charlie

PS One of the greatest and most fun threads in a long time..
billg Offline
#63 Posted: Sat, Jun 3 2006, 4:19 AM EST
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YAHHH

I got it thanks for all your help,

a pool full of frogs.

It just might get a little gross when someone belly flops on um.
Sumrao Offline
#64 Posted: Sat, Jun 3 2006, 5:56 AM EST
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Warts!!!
THL Offline
#65 Posted: Sat, Jun 3 2006, 6:19 AM EST
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Hey! What about those little South American fishies that swim right up your urethra when you're pissing in the water!

That would be fun and educational.

Those little bastids would never foul a pool again!
burgess_b Offline
#66 Posted: Sat, Jun 3 2006, 10:05 AM EST
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charlie--we could tag team teach these kids. with topics like, "why it is bad to fill a swimming pool with goldfish on your daughter's birthday"--we could win an emmy! that is goooooooood tv!
ruggysgirl Offline
#67 Posted: Sat, Jun 3 2006, 6:40 PM EST
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Yep, you two could be like Bunson Honeydew and Beaker!
burgess_b Offline
#68 Posted: Sat, Jun 3 2006, 8:49 PM EST
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MEEP MEEP MEEP!
pabloescabar Offline
#69 Posted: Sat, Jun 3 2006, 11:39 PM EST
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^
Guess Whats On My Mind
billg Offline
#70 Posted: Wed, Jun 7 2006, 5:49 AM EST
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?
Charlie Offline
#71 Posted: Wed, Jun 7 2006, 6:09 AM EST
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Told my pool guy about the pool fish thread yesterday, and he was in stitches LHAO...but, he told me this rich guy in Newport Beach, CA did just that for his daughters birthday, bought like a couple hundred triple tails and big gold fish.......it was a disaster he said, we both were cracking up thinking about the kids.......but then I started feeling sorry for the fish, since I am a big softie for animals...

Charlie
burgess_b Offline
#72 Posted: Wed, Jun 7 2006, 7:25 AM EST
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charlie, i have actually told a couple of people about this thread...and your pat the wolf and avoid (which i change to dodge in my stories) the bear ALWAYS make the list of hilarious ideas...capture the flag with rattlers...my mom laughed histerically!
billg Offline
#73 Posted: Fri, Aug 4 2006, 5:01 PM EST
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Had to dig this one back up.

Tomorrow is the day.

" fishless "

bill
jetblasted Offline
#74 Posted: Fri, Aug 4 2006, 5:15 PM EST
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How about Clowns ?
billg Offline
#75 Posted: Fri, Aug 4 2006, 5:27 PM EST
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no, tried them and they just sink to the bottom
jetblasted Offline
#76 Posted: Fri, Aug 4 2006, 5:48 PM EST
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LoL ! ! !
pabloescabar Offline
#77 Posted: Fri, Aug 4 2006, 9:11 PM EST
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73. Author: billg Date: 08/04/2006 10:01 PM Reply
Had to dig this one back up.

Tomorrow is the day.

" fishless "


ahh.... cummon!!!
myash07 Offline
#78 Posted: Sat, Aug 5 2006, 4:28 AM EST
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Baby Ruths will get a better reaction and are far more visable!

LOL!
burgess_b Offline
#79 Posted: Sat, Aug 5 2006, 6:00 AM EST
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well, at least make it interesting!!!
andytv Offline
#80 Posted: Mon, Apr 2 2007, 5:31 AM EST
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and the "Kelso" of the year award goes to billg for this thread.

billg Offline
#81 Posted: Mon, Apr 2 2007, 7:45 AM EST
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Ya,
Thanks Andy!
pabloescabar Offline
#82 Posted: Mon, Apr 2 2007, 8:05 AM EST
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it's a good one
billg Offline
#83 Posted: Mon, Apr 2 2007, 8:32 AM EST
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Hey Pablo

Im thinkin of givin it a test run this year.
thanks for the support
Some people got a little upset of this idea
Charlie Offline
#84 Posted: Mon, Apr 2 2007, 8:39 AM EST
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Oh my God...I just reread this thread and I am laughing so hard, I have tears in my eyes.....LOL

Maybe an Animal Planet (Discovery HDTV channel) birthday party might be a fun idea or two afterall, you might even get on TV,

Charlie
andytv Offline
#85 Posted: Mon, Apr 2 2007, 8:45 AM EST
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hey billg,

I have this friend from high school named Jon.

One time, he decided he was going to go snowboarding. We lived in Florida, mind you.

So Jon cut piece of plywood into a snowboard shape, then screwed some gate handles or something to it; bending the screws over on the back where they poked through.

He then put on a wetsuit , grabbed his snowboard, and drove north from FL until he found a ski resort.

After several minutes of convulsive laughter from the lift-ticket clerk, he was told he would not be able to use his device on their slopes because it appeared too dangerous.

Jon did **** like this all the time.

I think you and Jon would get along pretty well.
billg Offline
#86 Posted: Mon, Apr 2 2007, 9:19 AM EST
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Thats funny!

It reminds me of my summers on Block Island RI. We made a surf board out of anything we could find on the beach at the time, tie it to the hitch of my jeep and go "sand surfin" drivin down the beach.
A few rocks later it wasnt the best of ideas,but was alot of fun. The things we could do pre children.Ahhhhh

bill
andytv Offline
#87 Posted: Mon, Apr 2 2007, 9:31 AM EST
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HAH!!!

Jon and I would go "sewer surfing".

The drainage ponds and canals all through Florida developments and alongside interstate exchanges, etc were full of black, mosquito infested, putrid stagnant water.

We would run a long rope across the long direction of the water and attach it to his Trans-Am....then one of us would be dragged on a surfboard across the water. This usually resulted in a mouthful of foul tasting water and a panicked swim to shore before any alligators came about.

I was sure glad once we finally got use of a motorboat.

billg Offline
#88 Posted: Mon, Apr 2 2007, 9:52 AM EST
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^Im sure we could of got our selves in some trouble hangin together.
Sounds like we are havin a moment here, oh man now i feel gay.

hippie
andytv Offline
#89 Posted: Mon, Apr 2 2007, 10:35 AM EST
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Ewwww.....now I wanna go shower.
andytv Offline
#90 Posted: Mon, Apr 2 2007, 10:36 AM EST
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^ errrr.....ummmmm.......I need to shower to watch off this dirty gay feeling.......NOT because I wanna go and jiggle the onion.
billg Offline
#91 Posted: Mon, Apr 2 2007, 10:47 AM EST
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Ummmmm......Yaaaaaaaa.

Me too
havanaone Offline
#92 Posted: Mon, Apr 2 2007, 4:48 PM EST
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Hey Bill this year get a small pool and then put it in the shade.Fill it up im the mornin and throw in the goldfish around 12 noon throw in a couple bags of ice to cool down the fish.Then around supper time yell come and get em time to eat,LOL
burgess_b Offline
#93 Posted: Mon, Apr 2 2007, 10:36 PM EST
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charlie...this thread is a classic, and YOU, sir, added some of the key posts! i saved it this time!
pacman357 Offline
#94 Posted: Mon, Apr 2 2007, 10:51 PM EST
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I'd never even heard of this, not even back when first posted. Then I get one of our local papers, late (it's mailed to us...got last Wednesday's and Saturday's...thank God for the real papers from nearby bigger cities).

One of the local rags actually covered a story on this notion. Seems that the local public pool at the only city on the island bigger than 2500 people did this sort of thing. They "neutralized" the chemicals in the pool somehow (didn't say how), then turned fish and young kids in the pool. Let me repeat, they turned little kids loose in the public pool after neutralizing the chemicals.

Can't wait for next week's story. "Local Pool Tests High for Fecal Matter, Swimmer's Itch Outbreak Reported."

I am never, ever, ever swimming in that pool. Ever.
pacman357 Offline
#95 Posted: Mon, Apr 2 2007, 10:51 PM EST
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BTW, do pool fish grow up to be pool sharks?
pabloescabar Offline
#96 Posted: Tue, Apr 3 2007, 1:23 AM EST
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Andy & Bill sit'n in a tree k .i .s .s .i .n .g
billg Offline
#97 Posted: Tue, Apr 3 2007, 2:25 AM EST
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^ EDIT
marc palanzo Offline
#98 Posted: Tue, Apr 3 2007, 4:43 AM EST
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goldfish can survive for prolonged periods in chlorinated water if you prepare correctly...

http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i313/vperro/fish_swimming.gif
Charlie Offline
#99 Posted: Tue, Apr 3 2007, 4:46 AM EST
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I do not think we will ever have a post as funny as this one! I chuckle everytime I think about it.
Thanks billg for allowing us to have a little fun with this amazing post!

Charlie
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#100 Posted: Tue, Apr 3 2007, 6:04 AM EST
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100.

and ditto to [email protected]!
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