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burgess_b Offline
#101 Posted: Tue, Apr 3 2007, 6:13 AM EST
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i just re-read it...charlie, post 29 MADE the thread for me! EFFIN' HILARIOUS!
burgess_b Offline
#102 Posted: Tue, Apr 3 2007, 6:14 AM EST
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know what would have made an even funnier thread? me not posting so quickly, and reading his "other thread" entitled "What NOT to do at a 5-year old's birthday party!"
andytv Offline
#103 Posted: Fri, Aug 3 2007, 8:56 AM EST
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guyute Offline
#104 Posted: Fri, Aug 3 2007, 10:11 AM EST
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Wow. Hilarious thread!!!! Thanks for bumping it... and thanks to all you jokers going nuts on poor Bill. LOL
Charlie Offline
#105 Posted: Fri, Aug 3 2007, 10:28 AM EST
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One of the all time great threads......LMAO rereading it and the comments that it caused.

Charlie
ScottHar Offline
#106 Posted: Fri, Aug 3 2007, 10:42 AM EST
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LOVE this thread. It's always fun to re-read, each time knowing a couple more of the posters a little better.



Good stuff.



Makes me want to put fish in our office's water cooler... Or in an intern's-- [DELETED].



ScottHar
burgess_b Offline
#107 Posted: Fri, Aug 3 2007, 11:00 PM EST
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this is hands down my favorite thread of all time!
Charlie Offline
#108 Posted: Sat, Aug 4 2007, 5:02 AM EST
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This is by far my favorite thread as well, need to have a thread Hall of Fame for outstanding work like this........LOL

Charlie
Slimboli Offline
#109 Posted: Sat, Aug 4 2007, 8:34 AM EST
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billg ... I say

GO FOR IT !!!

It's a 'moment in time' that your daugher (and yourself) will never forget. Those memories will be precious ...

Anything that is creative and 'out of the box' can only be a good thing, as far as I am concerned.
Slimboli Offline
#110 Posted: Sat, Aug 4 2007, 8:36 AM EST
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Wow ... I guess it pays to look at the 'date stamp' ... LOL !!!

I wonder how it turned out ????
penzt8 Offline
#111 Posted: Sat, Aug 4 2007, 3:50 PM EST
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kinda reminds me of a wedding I went to a few years ago. While the bride and groom were still inside the church finishing with the photographs we were all herded outside to prepare for the traditional exit from the church rice throwing. Except some genius thought it would be so romantic to have everyone release a live butterfly as they exited.

We were each given a small envelop with a live butterfly and instructed to open the envelop when they stepped out the door and walked toward their waiting limo. Unfortunately, someone failed to warm the butterflies sufficiently before passing them out.

The bride and groom exited the church, we all opened our envelopes and the still cold (previously refrigerated) butterflies just fell to the ground. I'm guessing there were 200 or more butterflies littering the sidewalk as the bride and groom walked by very carefully to avoid crunching them. not quite the Polaroid moment they had hoped for.
Slimboli Offline
#112 Posted: Sat, Aug 4 2007, 4:02 PM EST
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Now that is a classic moment ...
pacman357 Offline
#113 Posted: Sat, Aug 4 2007, 11:27 PM EST
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#106 Now that IS a good idea.

If you want PETA and 1001 members of the Film Actor's Guild picketing you for the next ten years.
Charlie Offline
#114 Posted: Sun, Aug 5 2007, 12:15 PM EST
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LMAO, hilarious, poor butterflies....people can come up with some hairbrained ideas in the name of LOVE.

This is one classic thread.....

Charlie
billg Offline
#115 Posted: Mon, Aug 6 2007, 9:51 AM EST
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Another birthday party gone by with no gold fish ;[

Had a few plastic swimmin fish and they ended up sinkin to the bottom.

Untill next year

bill
havanaone Offline
#116 Posted: Tue, Aug 7 2007, 3:36 AM EST
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Well with the party over and the swimming season still in hand,ya can alwalys do the plastic bag trick.Then pony up at the tikki bar and set em in da fish bowl.Remember to feed da little suckas or they'll end up being fish food:)))))
andytv Offline
#117 Posted: Fri, Apr 11 2008, 8:49 AM EST
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Charlie Offline
#118 Posted: Fri, Apr 11 2008, 8:50 AM EST
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Way to go Andy...this one is hilarious.


Charlie
shakedownma Offline
#119 Posted: Fri, Apr 11 2008, 9:33 AM EST
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Man, I really need to get some work done. But with posts like this, nothing will ever get accomplished. I agree, this goes into Hall of Fame group.
engletl Offline
#120 Posted: Fri, Apr 11 2008, 9:43 AM EST
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A CBid classic right here...LOL
big chief Offline
#121 Posted: Fri, Apr 11 2008, 10:43 AM EST
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What especially cool is BillG not getting pissed, but playing along--tomahawk held high to you!
Charlie Offline
#122 Posted: Fri, Apr 11 2008, 12:40 PM EST
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One of the best ever.....

Charlie
Charlie Offline
#123 Posted: Fri, Apr 11 2008, 4:25 PM EST
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Dead fish will rise to the top...


Charlie
Lizardo Offline
#124 Posted: Fri, Apr 11 2008, 4:35 PM EST
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I would LOVE to see this done just so someone can take a photo of it. Kids and all!
shakedownma Offline
#125 Posted: Sun, Apr 13 2008, 5:21 PM EST
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up
Bluedevil Offline
#126 Posted: Mon, Apr 14 2008, 6:29 AM EST
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Charlie told me about this thread at the herf, after I told him I would rather sandpaper a Lions ass than_____
and he was right this is a Great thread!!
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#127 Posted: Mon, Apr 14 2008, 6:31 AM EST
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LMFAO!!!
Charlie Offline
#128 Posted: Mon, Apr 14 2008, 7:15 AM EST
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New game to add to kiddies fun would be to toss the rattlesnake out of the circle.....

Charlie
Bluedevil Offline
#129 Posted: Mon, Apr 14 2008, 7:29 AM EST
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Watched Dewey Cox last night and he and his brother toss the snake.

The movie Sucks, its stupid!
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#130 Posted: Mon, Apr 14 2008, 8:52 AM EST
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just put in about 3 or 4 Baby Ruth bars and sit back and tape the the horrid looks and screams of the little children. The memories will be well worth the trouble when played back for years to come.
ScottHar Offline
#131 Posted: Wed, Apr 30 2008, 7:53 PM EST
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Got a note from the pool man today. He said he's finally gotten the water "corrected" after all the chlorine bombs I used to F up the pool.

Reading between the lines: it's time for some "pool fish," right?

ScottHar
Charlie Offline
#132 Posted: Thu, May 1 2008, 3:11 AM EST
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The all time classic thread......

Charlie
burgess_b Offline
#133 Posted: Thu, May 1 2008, 5:06 AM EST
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^charlie, i could not agree more!
maddman Offline
#134 Posted: Thu, May 1 2008, 7:57 AM EST
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Take out the fish and put billiard balls in the pool!
billg Offline
#135 Posted: Sat, May 3 2008, 4:31 PM EST
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Hey Bros,

I havnt been around this place for a while, i come strollin thru and there it is my POOL FISH..

I just posted a little idea and you all jumped on it, man i miss this place.. lol

The time is comin only a few months to go

bill
ScottHar Offline
#136 Posted: Sun, Jul 6 2008, 12:57 PM EST
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...because every once in a while I have to savor my all-time favorite thread...

ScottHar
Cereal City Cigar Smoker Offline
#137 Posted: Sun, Jul 6 2008, 1:16 PM EST
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A classic!

c3s
Grey Offline
#138 Posted: Sun, Jul 6 2008, 3:32 PM EST
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Just get one of http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x608GQd0AV4 those and chase the kids around
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#139 Posted: Sun, Jul 6 2008, 4:57 PM EST
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Hilarious . . .
Charlie Offline
#140 Posted: Sun, Jul 6 2008, 5:10 PM EST
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LOL, this is the all time greatest thread on the board........I laugh just as hard every time someone brings it back...

Thanks Scott.

Charlie
Charlie Offline
#141 Posted: Sun, Jul 6 2008, 5:28 PM EST
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Just read the entire thread again, and I am LMAO as usual....

One of the best....keep topping it from time to time!

Charlie
burgess_b Offline
#142 Posted: Mon, Jul 7 2008, 5:56 AM EST
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^agreed. top quality. i LOVE it!
engletl Offline
#143 Posted: Mon, Jul 7 2008, 6:10 AM EST
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This one still makes me ROTFLMFAO!!!!!
Charlie Offline
#144 Posted: Mon, Jul 7 2008, 9:39 AM EST
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LOL

Charlie
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#145 Posted: Mon, Jul 7 2008, 10:12 AM EST
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This is the first time I ever read this thread. Holy crap is it funny. I agree, he did have good intentions, I guess. I don't think I woud have wanted little fish swimming with me in the pool though. Might as well swim in a creek.

Re 138: I want one!! Now all I have to do is get a house and a pool.

Lady T
ScottHar Offline
#146 Posted: Mon, Jul 7 2008, 11:25 AM EST
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Something to add, in the spirit of our beloved "pool fish":

Every year on Easter Sunday, Hugh Hefner invites the extended Playboy "family" (past Playmates and their husbands and kids, certain execs and celeb pals, etc.) to celebrate at the Playboy Mansion.

They do a huge egg hunt on the Mansion grounds for about a hundred or so kids, there are lots of Easter "Bunnies" (if you catch my meaning) and they even have a "petting zoo" (no, this is not a joke).

So this past year, one of my camera crews covered the event and I got a call on my cell phone just as I was getting out of church (yes, I know, why bother when I am so clearly going to hell?).

It's one of my producers and she's sort of freaked out. She says, "This year's petting zoo... there's a porcupine! And a baby alligator! Kids are being put into a pen with a porcupine -- and an alligator! Should I be shooting this?"

And I was like, "Hell, yeah, Hef's pulling a 'pool fish'!"

BTW, I just asked someone to pull some photos and I'll post if we have any pics of the more dangerous animals in the petting zoo. (Maybe Hef read this thread and thought Charlie was serious?!)

ScottHar
pacman357 Offline
#147 Posted: Mon, Jul 7 2008, 12:47 PM EST
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#146 Dammit!!!! Couldn't you have stopped at ""petting zoo" (no, this is not a joke)"? I had such a different thought about what the petting zoo at Hef's mansion would involve. Then you had to go AND TOTALLY AND COMPLETELY RUIN IT, YOU BASTID!!!!!!!! FIE UPON THEE, AND A POX UPON YOUR HOUSEHOLD FOR RUINING MY NEWLY DEVELOPING PLAYBOY MANSION PETTING ZOO FANTASY.


P.S. See you in Hell. Have your demons call my demons. Let's hang out, do lunch, etc.
Charlie Offline
#148 Posted: Mon, Jul 7 2008, 5:11 PM EST
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Topped for Tuck.......LOL at Hef's Petting Party....

It just gets funnier and funnier, billg you have a classic that will continue to get bigger.

Hef should try big cats as well, a tiger, leopard maybe a jaguar......kick and outrun the big cat.....if you make it to saftey you get your choice of playmates for the evening, if not, oh well.......too bad

Charlie
Charlie Offline
#149 Posted: Mon, Jul 7 2008, 5:12 PM EST
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Whoops my bad, safty........too much laughing thinking about running from a Tiger.......

Charlie
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#150 Posted: Mon, Jul 7 2008, 6:30 PM EST
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150 isn't as exciting
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