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I heard black eyed peas have to just be called peas now
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teedubbya Offline
#1 Posted: Thu, Jun 25 2015, 1:21 PM EST
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and the ones we always thought were just regular peas are going to be called honkey nuggets

omg
Mattie B Offline
#2 Posted: Thu, Jun 25 2015, 1:28 PM EST
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I'm about to pick what I thought were called Purple Hull Peas. What would the PC name for those be now?
Brewha Offline
#3 Posted: Thu, Jun 25 2015, 1:31 PM EST
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Like green peas = peas early
Black eye peas = peas now
Brown peas = peas then

?
Gene363 Offline
#4 Posted: Thu, Jun 25 2015, 1:44 PM EST
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I call them delicious.
Mattie B Offline
#5 Posted: Thu, Jun 25 2015, 1:51 PM EST
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Amen Gene. I love some Purple Hull Peas with mamas cornbread!

Throw in a fried pork chop and that's a country boys delight!
DrafterX Offline
#6 Posted: Thu, Jun 25 2015, 1:55 PM EST
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ain't no pork up in da pan.... Sad
Gene363 Offline
#7 Posted: Thu, Jun 25 2015, 1:57 PM EST
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DrafterX wrote:
ain't no pork up in da pan.... Sad


Some folks got all outraged at the smell I suppose.
Brewha Offline
#8 Posted: Thu, Jun 25 2015, 2:09 PM EST
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DrafterX wrote:
ain't no pork up in da pan.... Sad

But ya better not complain now,
Ya get in trouble with the man….
DrafterX Offline
#9 Posted: Thu, Jun 25 2015, 2:24 PM EST
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true... true... Mellow
teedubbya Offline
#10 Posted: Thu, Jun 25 2015, 2:45 PM EST
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no one ever thinks about the peas
DrafterX Offline
#11 Posted: Thu, Jun 25 2015, 2:47 PM EST
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ain't no peas in my house.... they taste like snot.... Mellow
Brewha Offline
#12 Posted: Thu, Jun 25 2015, 3:03 PM EST
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teedubbya wrote:
no one ever thinks about the peas

It’s always the little guy who gets forgotten…
DrafterX Offline
#13 Posted: Thu, Jun 25 2015, 3:10 PM EST
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and the pirates..... no one ever thinks about the Somali pirates.... Mellow
Brewha Offline
#14 Posted: Thu, Jun 25 2015, 3:13 PM EST
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Or the Spanish Inquisition…..
Gene363 Offline
#15 Posted: Thu, Jun 25 2015, 3:46 PM EST
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DrafterX wrote:
ain't no peas in my house.... they taste like snot.... Mellow


You sure you're not thinking of okra? Or as I like to call them, snot pods.
DrafterX Offline
#16 Posted: Thu, Jun 25 2015, 3:48 PM EST
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I fry my okras.... don't care for them boiled and stuff... Mellow
jetblasted Offline
#17 Posted: Thu, Jun 25 2015, 3:59 PM EST
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Then change the name back to what they were called during the War, Corn Field Peas.

You see, when that devil Sherman laid waste to the South in the fall & winter of 1864, destroying food stores, & the means of producing food the following year, poisoning water wells with carcasses of dead animals, effectively giving a death sentence to women, children, the sick & the elderly, all Union troops left were corn field peas, as they only considered them fit for animal fodder, and since they had already slaughtered or stolen all the animals, there was no reason to destroy the stores of corn field peas.

And that is why they are a staple of luck on New Years Day tables all across the South to this day, because that's all people of the GA/SC/NC had to eat during the winter of 1865.
teedubbya Offline
#18 Posted: Thu, Jun 25 2015, 4:07 PM EST
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Yea he effed up. Should have destroyed the peas and never allowed the confederate flag to be flown in the first place. But that's hindsight. It does explain some of the southern inbreeding however with the lack of wimmins and stuff.
victor809 Offline
#19 Posted: Thu, Jun 25 2015, 4:10 PM EST
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...should never leave enough of your enemy alive to start flying flags again....
teedubbya Offline
#20 Posted: Thu, Jun 25 2015, 4:11 PM EST
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Maybe he thought if they were spending time flying flags they's have less time for all the lynchings and stuff. He was wrong.
victor809 Offline
#21 Posted: Thu, Jun 25 2015, 4:18 PM EST
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Those southerners are smart enough to fly flags an Lynch blacks.

We clearly underestimated them.
teedubbya Offline
#22 Posted: Thu, Jun 25 2015, 4:22 PM EST
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victor809 wrote:
Those southerners are smart enough to fly flags an Lynch blacks.

We clearly underestimated them.



I will give them that. I don't recall them ever accidently confusing the two and lyncing someone over the capital and flying the stars and bars from a tree.
victor809 Offline
#23 Posted: Thu, Jun 25 2015, 4:23 PM EST
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.... I dunno. I wouldn't bet money that the first one hasn't been done at least once in the South's history.
Mattie B Offline
#24 Posted: Thu, Jun 25 2015, 4:53 PM EST
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Haters
Mattie B Offline
#25 Posted: Thu, Jun 25 2015, 4:54 PM EST
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TW you really need to come to a MS Fishinherf at least once. I'd love to visit over a cold beer.
Brewha Offline
#26 Posted: Thu, Jun 25 2015, 6:01 PM EST
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Mattie B wrote:
Haters



And here I was starting to think you did not have a sence of humor.
Mattie B Offline
#27 Posted: Thu, Jun 25 2015, 6:10 PM EST
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Come on, really? You just gotta get to know me. I'll cut up with anybody.

I'm all about laughing and a good time. I'm just like any other guy, that when buttons get pushed i can get worked up.
Gene363 Offline
#28 Posted: Thu, Jun 25 2015, 6:33 PM EST
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jetblasted wrote:
Then change the name back to what they were called during the War, Corn Field Peas.

You see, when that devil Sherman laid waste to the South in the fall & winter of 1864, destroying food stores, & the means of producing food the following year, poisoning water wells with carcasses of dead animals, effectively giving a death sentence to women, children, the sick & the elderly, all Union troops left were corn field peas, as they only considered them fit for animal fodder, and since they had already slaughtered or stolen all the animals, there was no reason to destroy the stores of corn field peas.

And that is why they are a staple of luck on New Years Day tables all across the South to this day, because that's all people of the GA/SC/NC had to eat during the winter of 1865.



Hoppin John
Gene363 Offline
#29 Posted: Thu, Jun 25 2015, 6:37 PM EST
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victor809 wrote:
...should never leave enough of your enemy alive to start flying flags again....


Hey people still whining about what happened to the savages, oh, I mean indigenous people, Indians, native Americans etc in the USA.
Gene363 Offline
#30 Posted: Thu, Jun 25 2015, 6:38 PM EST
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Mattie B wrote:
Haters




Haters and baiters.
fishinguitarman Offline
#31 Posted: Thu, Jun 25 2015, 7:02 PM EST
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victor809 wrote:
Those southerners are smart enough to fly flags an Lynch blacks.

We clearly underestimated them.





I hope ur being sarcastic....
victor809 Offline
#32 Posted: Thu, Jun 25 2015, 7:23 PM EST
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fishinguitarman wrote:
I hope ur being sarcastic....


What... you saying you're smart enough to fly a confederate flag and lynch a black man at the same time? without screwing it up somehow?




I call bullsh%t
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#33 Posted: Thu, Jun 25 2015, 7:44 PM EST
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jetblasted wrote:
Then change the name back to what they were called during the War, Corn Fiekd Peas.

You see, when that devil Sherman laid waste to the South in the fall & winter of 1864, destroying food stores, & the means of producing food the following year, poisoning water wells with carcasses of dead animals, effectively giving a death sentence to women, children, the sick & the elderly, all Union troops left were corn field peas, as they only considered them fit for animal fodder, and since they had already slaughtered or stolen all the animals, there was no reason to destroy the stores of corn field peas.

And that is why they are a staple of luck on New Years Day tables all across the South to this day, because that's all people of the GA/SC/NC had to eat during the winter of 1865.




I make it a point to learn something new every day. As someone who spent a decade bouncing around the south, and was confused every year about this, MISSION ACCOMPLISHED FOR TODAY.

Everyone can go home now. Shows Over.
teedubbya Offline
#34 Posted: Thu, Jun 25 2015, 10:01 PM EST
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Mattie is like that too.

In post 29 I think gene called southerners savages. That's out of line. True. But out of line.
Gene363 Offline
#35 Posted: Fri, Jun 26 2015, 12:58 AM EST
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teedubbya wrote:
Mattie is like that too.

In post 29 I think gene called southerners savages. That's out of line. True. But out of line.


Native American savages to be clear, but yeah, they were in the South as well as the North.

I have 5% North American Native DNA so I get to say that crap.
tamapatom Offline
#36 Posted: Fri, Jun 26 2015, 5:50 AM EST
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Peas on earth, good swill to all men.
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#37 Posted: Fri, Jun 26 2015, 6:38 AM EST
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Gene363 wrote:
Native American savages to be clear, but yeah, they were in the South as well as the North.

I have 5% North American Native DNA so I get to say that crap.

5%? I have more than that in my pinky toe... Or my finger...
tamapatom Offline
#38 Posted: Fri, Jun 26 2015, 7:06 AM EST
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Gene363 wrote:
Native American savages to be clear, but yeah, they were in the South as well as the North.

I have 5% North American Native DNA so I get to say that crap.

Technically you need to be 1/16........then you can be part of the nation.
teedubbya Offline
#39 Posted: Fri, Jun 26 2015, 7:16 AM EST
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Fender just gave gene the finger ..... and the pinky toe.
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#40 Posted: Fri, Jun 26 2015, 7:42 AM EST
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I support whirled peas.

But they smell funny if you eat asparagus
teedubbya Offline
#41 Posted: Fri, Jun 26 2015, 7:54 AM EST
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Have you been doing the nekkid helicopter dance again ?

Never grows old does it?
Gene363 Offline
#42 Posted: Fri, Jun 26 2015, 8:51 AM EST
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tamapatom wrote:
Technically you need to be 1/16........then you can be part of the nation.


Thanks for the information, but I am already part of a nation, the USA. It would be interesting to know how it got there. We got a deal on some DNA testing and it came as a complete surprise. Grandparents on my Mother's side immigrated from Denmark. My Pop's side came from England and France/Germany to Texas. Some where between Charleston, South Carolina and Texas that DNA was added in to the mix.
Brewha Offline
#43 Posted: Fri, Jun 26 2015, 9:13 AM EST
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Gene363 wrote:
Thanks for the information, but I am already part of a nation, the USA. It would be interesting to know how it got there......

I’d say it got there the old fashion way – One of your relatives boinked a native.
So was it a savage thing to do, or just doing a savage?
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#44 Posted: Fri, Jun 26 2015, 9:50 AM EST
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victor809 wrote:
Those southerners are smart enough to fly flags an Lynch blacks.

We clearly underestimated them.


Clearly it is wrong to make fun of blacks, but perfectly okay to make fun of southerners. RollEyes
Gene363 Offline
#45 Posted: Fri, Jun 26 2015, 10:13 AM EST
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Brewha wrote:
I’d say it got there the old fashion way – One of your relatives boinked a native.
So was it a savage thing to do, or just doing a savage?


Your white guilt is showing, it could just as easily been a rape during an Indian raid. It might just as well be two people in love and married, who knows.
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#46 Posted: Fri, Jun 26 2015, 11:34 AM EST
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MACS wrote:
Clearly it is wrong to make fun of blacks, but perfectly okay to make fun of southerners. RollEyes


Well duh. Didn't you get the memo??

List of things okay to make fun of:
Nazis
Southerners
White Supremacists (see Southerners)
West Virginians
Pollacks (that one's never going away)
Catholic Priests (only in relation to altar boys)
Fat men (see: drafter)
Wheel

List of things not okay to make fun of:
Blacks
Indians (feather)
Jews
Fat women (see: drafter)
Retards (exception: wheel)


Hope that clears things up.
teedubbya Offline
#47 Posted: Fri, Jun 26 2015, 11:59 AM EST
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Let's be clear. Southern whites, none of the subsets. Just the dumbasses that still want to celebrate losing a war, wanting to enslave people, and boinking relatives.
teedubbya Offline
#48 Posted: Fri, Jun 26 2015, 12:00 PM EST
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Pretty much the nascar fans.
bgz Offline
#49 Posted: Fri, Jun 26 2015, 12:08 PM EST
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Yes, I agree, no talking crap about us savage Indians (Feather not Dot).

I find it very offensive that Gene has 5% Cherokee blood in him therefore he can talk about savages like that, I have 10 times that amount of Native blood (Actually registered 5/8ths, not sure how the math on that works out).

In any case, I think it's perfectly fine for you guys to talk chit about everyone on Victor's list except for Indians (Feather), but I do think it's ok for you to talk chit about the other Indians (Dot).

So thank you for your consideration and sensitivity on this matter, because if you were to continue on, I may end up slightly butt hurt and might require a tissue.

That is all.



















P.S. I really don't give a flying **** who you guys talk chit about, carry on.
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#50 Posted: Fri, Jun 26 2015, 12:14 PM EST
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Mattie B wrote:
TW you really need to come to a MS Fishinherf at least once. I'd love to visit over a cold beer.




Mattie B wrote:
Come on, really? You just gotta get to know me. I'll cut up anybody.

I'm all about laughing and a good time. I'm just like any other guy, that when buttons get pushed i can get worked up.



Ummmmm, careful, TW...could be a trap...
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